A BRIEF ACCOUNT OF A BROTHER EXPERIENCE IN AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY, ZARIA.

I chased one Pharmacy Student girl from our 100 level until I left A.B.U.

Her excuse in 100 level was, 'I was too young for her', even though I was clearly older than her. Instead of her to just say that I couldn't give her the type of maintenance she was looking for.

Her excuse in 200 level was that she was already dating a doctor. You know how those pharmacy/ medicine students are with doctors na. Them think say the doctors go marry them, bwahahahakikiki!

Her excuse in 300 level was that the doctor boyfriend broke her heart and she was done with relationships. But aunty, 'why am I being punished for the sins of another man?'

In 400 level, she said I was already leaving school and there was no point because she still had a couple of years to spend in school. Secondly, that I was unemployed and I could not take care of her needs. She was now a woman you know.

After I graduated, I tried one last time and this time she said “you have graduated from school but you haven’t graduated from chasing me after 4 years. Am I a Bachelor’s degree program? Move on, abeg”.

Anyways, I moved to Abuja and I met a beautiful woman at an event in Nicon and you would not believe she happened to be the younger sister of this same girl in School.

Small world.

I was originally not interested in having any romantic relationship with the elder sister because she didn’t have the physical features I saw in her younger sister (if you know, you know) but we eventually started dating.

One day my former crush was coming to Abuja and her elder sister asked me to accompany her to the bus park to pick her up.

My former crush almost fainted when her sister introduced me as her boyfriend as we were putting her bags in the trunk of my car. As her elder sister walked back to the park to carry one more bag, she pulled me to one corner and said,
“Ayewa , what are you doing with my younger sister?”

I replied,
“Master’s Degree Program, dear”.��������������

Wetin I do wrong?

this is confusing elder sister younger sister, which is which.

rubbish

And the Grammy award goes to the OP

Girl that you will lerra break up with

Don't goan get something doing

Stay there, you didn't tell us your financial status

OP, you be bad guy Walahi