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If I Die by illicit(op):
Let nobody preserve me

No funeral,

A funeral procession, only.

Give me a silent minute

For I was a Speaker at Uni

So bring the Mace from my Department

In case my mum and sisters live

A wake keeping wont be nice

And pls don't fry puff-puff

I personally prefer Muffin

I require a wooden coffin

Dress me in white

The hue matters, not the textile

I am immaterial

Immateriel

No clergy or clergies pls

I won't go to heaven

I won't go to hell

I am very dead and organic

So open the ground and plant Me

Plant me in a vine

In a yard

Of Sweet Potatoes

Or Creeping Tomatoes

I will remain in earth, on Earth

My epitaph should read my name

Please no dates

No titles

No appellations

Esq

Feel free to cry

Feel free to laugh

Let the Merry go round...
Re: If I Die by Righteousness89(m): 6:28pm On Sep 12, 2020
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2020
You better run to God to save you,try quit smoking too
Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Why do u like to threaten peoplehuh

Will u like an Ogun worshipper to threaten u with Accidents, A Sango worshipper with Thunderhuh because u don't hold their belief


You are not so cool
Re: If I Die by Madibah(m): 6:34pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Holy trash
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
Zzor:
You better run to God to save you,try quit smoking too
What makes u think I am not saved?

Are u better than me? ehn Zzorhuh

What has smoking got to do with this

U are unimaginable sha
Re: If I Die by Righteousness89(m): 6:40pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
Why do u like to threaten peoplehuh

Will u like an Ogun worshipper to threaten u with Accidents, A Sango worshipper with Thunderhuh


You are not cool
If you Call Truth Threat! It's unfortunate!
A day is Coming! you will wish you Listened to Righteousness..
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
What makes u think I am not saved?
Are u better than me? ehn Zzorhuh
What has smoking got to do with this
U are unimaginable sha
then why such post
Re: If I Die by Madibah(m): 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
How did u know if there's heaven or hell
Bro don't be deceived by the Bible or Quran
Theres nothing like that bro..
And who is Jesus again seff undecided
Where is he from ?
Who born him mama..?
Or is that man that died for your sin and u're still suffering

Pls wise up bro Bible is a book full of fictionsand heavily edited story ..
Imagine who was there writing the story of the three wise men ?
Why did the Bible tell us that Abraham gave birth to only one child when we know it's two ..
Bible is full of lies bro..
Stop following that book it will mislead you
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:43pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:


If you Call Truth Threat! It's unfortunate!
A day is Coming! you will wish you Listened to Righteousness..
The truth is that I don't need you or your God


I have my own God and I wasn't coerced to accept my belief, I was born with it.


Have I ever told u about my God? or threaten u for not holding my beliefhuh


U are just insecure
Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Zzor:
then why such post
Why nothuh

I am an artist

A poet

What's wrong with talking about potential death, ain't we all gonna die one dayhuh
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 6:47pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
Why nothuh

I am an artist

What's wrong with talking about potential death, ain't we all gonna die one dayhuh
I didn't know you were an artist
Re: If I Die by Madibah(m): 6:47pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
Why nothuh

I am an artist

What's wrong with talking about potential death, ain't we all gonna die one dayhuh
I love you bro..
Death is potential
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:51pm On Sep 12, 2020
Zzor:
I didn't know you were an artist
I didn't know too
I just found out some few minutes ago
cheesy
Re: If I Die by Juliusmomoh: 7:07pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
No funeral pls
In case my mum and sisters still live
A wake keeping will be nice
A wooden coffin
Dress me in white
No clergy pls
I don't wanna go to heaven
Nor hell
I just wanna die and decay like the leaves and any dead matter
My epitaph should just read my name
No dates pls
Feel free to cry but let the booze go round....
I just want u to die dis evening lol... Too much population sef huh .....
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
I just want u to die dis evening lol... Too much population sef huh .....
No one knows d time sha

U may still die before me even if I am dying this evening lol

Nobody really knows....
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
I didn't know too
I just found out some few minutes ago
cheesy
lol
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 7:43pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Wetin concern u huh
Re: If I Die by Nobody:
Righteousness89:


If you Call Truth Threat! It's unfortunate!
A day is Coming! you will wish you Listened to Righteousness..
Na by force to listen to u ni


Dis guy sef


haaa
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 7:51pm On Sep 12, 2020
Zzor:
I didn't know you were an artist
do u know what I mean?
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
do u know what I mean?
no
Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Zzor:
no
I am an artist, a poet

And btw Righteousness89 has always been threatening innocent people with untimely death and bodily harm in one imaginary place but you seem not to have a problem with that

Howcome huh
Re: If I Die by Juliusmomoh: 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2020
illicit:
No one knows d time sha
U may still die before me even if I am dying this evening lol
Nobody really knows....
Ur moniker says it all..
Re: If I Die by capnies: 9:26pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Please brother stop insulting God by saying His capable of burning man in hell ; that is where we got it wrong, it is not helping Christianity because it is a wrong doctrine. No place in the Bible that talks of man burning in hell. Read Rev 20:6-10. Sinners will die then Satan and his wicked prophets will be cast into lake of fire not humans emphasis 9&10
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Ur moniker says it all..
Ur signature says quite a whole lot.... cheesy

what does my moniker say huh
Re: If I Die by Righteousness89(m):
capnies:
Please brother stop insulting God by saying His capable of burning man in hell ; that is where we got it wrong, it is not helping Christianity because it is a wrong doctrine. No place in the Bible that talks of man burning in hell. Read Rev 20:6-10. Sinners will die then Satan and his wicked prophets will be cast into lake of fire not humans emphasis 9&10
It's Either you are Decieving yourself or you are involved with those who are Decieving you..

Listen to me!

Every Sinner that dies without Repentance Goes to Hell!
Humans are in Hell as I type this
Anyone that dies without JESUS opens his/her Eyes in Hell.

Read your Bible and pray for Understanding so you don't Confuse yourself

Psalm 9:17
Revelation 21:8
Luke 16:19-31
Revelation 20:11-15
Mark 9:43-48
Matthew 25:46
Jude 1:7
Revelation 19:20
Matthew 25:41
2Peter 2:4
Luke 12:3-5
Matthew 13:41-42

Don't Deceive yourself! Know the Truth! And yield to the truth!

Hell was not Created for The image of God! But Everyone who Refuses the Free Gift of Salvation will end there!
Re: If I Die by Nobody: 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2020
illicit:
Why do u like to threaten peoplehuh

Will u like an Ogun worshipper to threaten u with Accidents, A Sango worshipper with Thunderhuh because u don't hold their belief


You are not so cool
Don't mind them..... Everytime they'll be feeling like they're the only ones in the world
Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Righteousness89:


It's Either you are Decieving yourself or you are involved with those who are Decieving you..

Listen to me!

Every Sinner that dies without Repentance Goes to Hell!
Humans are in Hell as I type this
Anyone that dies without JESUS opens his/her Eyes in Hell.

Read your Bible and pray for Understanding so you don't Confuse yourself

Psalm 9:17
Revelation 21:8
Luke 16:19-31
Revelation 20:11-15
Mark 9:43-48
Matthew 25:46
Jude 1:7
Revelation 19:20
Matthew 25:41
2Peter 2:4
Luke 12:3-5
Matthew 13:41-42

Don't Deceive yourself! Know the Truth! And yield to the truth!

Hell was not Created for The image of God! But Everyone who Refuses the Free Gift of Salvation will end there!
Why must anyone listen to uhuh
Re: If I Die by sageb: 7:44am On Sep 14, 2020
illicit:
Let nobody preserve me

No funeral, just a funeral procession precisely

Give me a silent minute

For I was a Speaker at college

Do bring the Mace from my Department

Just In case my mum and sisters still live

A wake keeping will be very nice

But let nobody fry puff-puff

I will prefer Muffin

I will also need a wood coffin

Dress me in white

The hue matters but not the textile

As I am immaterial

And now immateriel

No clergy or clergies pls

Cos I am neither going to heaven

Nor going to hell

I just wanna be like leaves and any dead
organic

So plant Me

Plant me in a vine


Of Sweet Potatoes

Creeping Tomatoes

I will remain in earth

My epitaph should just read my name

Please no dates

No titles

No appellations

Esq

Feel free to cry but let the Merry go round....
some people are so depressed, some are contemplating suicide. Hold on bro, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 9:30am On Sep 14, 2020
sageb:
some people are so depressed, some are contemplating suicide. Hold on bro, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
No o

Far from it


I am not suicidal


It is just a poem
Re: If I Die by TAGM(m): 9:44am On Sep 14, 2020
illicit:
Why should anyone listen to u

U are ruining my thread
On the last day you will be filled with regrets because of this... better make your ways right with Christ now that you have time.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Re: If I Die by TAGM(m): 9:46am On Sep 14, 2020
Xavfra:
Don't mind them..... Everytime they'll be feeling like they're the only ones in the world
Because it's either truth or nothing.
You can't fight nor do anything against the truth
It can't be suppressed nor chastened to quietitude
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