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(stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 11:55am On Sep 22
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As a stoner most people see us as irresponsible people but they don't understand the medication derived from medical cannabis

Cannabis is that best friend you can always run to and you will never get disappointed
It switches your sorrows to joy after the third drag (heat)

Cannabis makes you love songs that you don't even give value to , and also makes you over love songs that truly have deep inspiration

Cannabis gives you confidence and more wisdom
Drag a joint and you'll see how you will smooth talk your stubborn client into giving them an heavy billing
It's until your eyes are cleared that you'll know all the job you've done overnight and you'll be like "NA ME SWEET LIKE THIS)?

The answer is cannabis mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MY FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE OF DRAGGING A JOINT

I was only 14 yrs old when i dragged my first medication (weed)
There was this Bros who lives around my area who always listens to 2PAC and LUCKY DUBE songs while smoking his WEED
he always mind his business and I loved his lifestyle and wanted to be like him
I generated love for 2pac's track (Dear mama).

One day he was playing that DEAR MAMA on his loud deck
I came closer to listen to it , cuz I loved that particular verse where 2pac said """"restricted from school and scared to go home , I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules"""".

Then I sighted something white and wrapped and he wasn't there , I took it and light it up with the matches on the bench
I dragged it in , funnily I didn't even cough out just like other first timers , I smoked it like a pro because i already had friends who were smoking cigarettes then but I never liked the smell of cigarettes that's why I didn't take it

I dragged it like 7 times and i felt nothing, so I was now wondering what's the need of smoking it when it has nothing to give in my body

I dragged it more and more again while the next track entered (WHEN THUGZ CRY) don't listen to that track when you're pained , you might kill someone

In few minutes time I noticed that I couldn't feel my legs no more
I tried using water to wash my face , still same thing
I wanted to play the role of a smart guy by running home to sleep

My people as I was going home that's how i started explaining football match livescores to everyone I saw on the road
I missed my way , thank God people that knew me understood that i wasn't myself because the livescores explanation was now too much for them to bear
They took me home and tied me with a rope , that's how I slept off ....


WHAT'S YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE

@Slawormir
@lalasticlala

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by daddytime(m): 11:57am On Sep 22
Lol

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Honesty36(m): 11:58am On Sep 22
Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As a stoner most people see us as irresponsible people but they don't understand the medication derived from medical cannabis

Cannabis is that best friend you can always run to and you will never get disappointed
It switches your sorrows to joy after the third drag (heat)

Cannabis makes you love songs that you don't even give value to , and also makes you over love songs that truly have deep inspiration

Cannabis gives you confidence and more wisdom
Drag a joint and you'll see how you will smooth talk your stubborn client into giving them an heavy billing
It's until your eyes are cleared that you'll know all the job you've done overnight and you'll be like "NA ME SWEET LIKE THIS)?

The answer is cannabis mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MY FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE OF DRAGGING A JOINT

I was only 14 yrs old when i dragged my first medication (weed)
There was this Bros who lives around my area who always listens to 2PAC and LUCKY DUBE songs while smoking his WEED
he always mind his business and I loved his lifestyle and wanted to be like him
I generated love for 2pac's track (Dear mama).

One day he was playing that DEAR MAMA on his loud deck
I came closer to listen to it , cuz I loved that particular verse where 2pac said """"restricted from school and scared to go home , I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules"""".

Then I sighted something white and wrapped and he wasn't there , I took it and light it up with the matches on the bench
I dragged it in , funnily I didn't even cough out just like other first timers , I smoked it like a pro because i already had friends who were smoking cigarettes then but I never liked the smell of cigarettes that's why I didn't take it

I dragged it like 7 times and i felt nothing, so I was now wondering what's the need of smoking it when it has nothing to give in my body

I dragged it more and more again while the next track entered (WHEN THUGZ CRY) don't listen to that track when you're pained , you might kill someone

In few minutes time I noticed that I couldn't feel my legs no more
I tried using water to wash my face , still same thing
I wanted to play the role of a smart guy by running home to sleep

My people as I was going home that's how i started explaining football match livescores to everyone I saw on the road
I missed my way , thank God people that knew me understood that i wasn't myself because the livescores explanation was now too much for them to bear
They took me home and tied me with a rope , that's how I slept off ....


WHAT'S YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE

@Slawormir
@lalasticlala

Eleyi loud o

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:59am On Sep 22
Weed is life smiley

Incase you don't know na me talk

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by IamSalt: 12:04pm On Sep 22
grin grin grin


This story mahd die.

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by IamSalt: 12:04pm On Sep 22
grin grin grin




Mad vibez

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 12:19pm On Sep 22
MrTAnonymous:
Weed is life smiley

Incase you don't know na me talk

They don't know what they're missing bruv
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by taiocol: 12:25pm On Sep 22
am out of riz and it's not sold around here

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:38pm On Sep 22
Dreyton36:


They don't know what they're missing bruv

They don't know o, they really don't know. They are on a long thing.

Incase you don't know na me talk

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:18pm On Sep 22
I created a thread about whether weed should be legalized in Nigeria in 2015.
You can check it out here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2463619/opinion-legalise-marijuana-yay-nay#36066276


Incase you don't know na me talk

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 9:27pm On Sep 22
Lights up my weed
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Meedon: 10:30pm On Sep 22
All my niggas are trying weed.


Whenever I take weed, I Will be smiling and laughing uncontrollably till I passed out.


Respect to


2Pac
The Weeknd
Future
Juice WRLD
Wiz Khalifa
Snoop Dogg


And others.

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Fact1(m): 11:06pm On Sep 22
Lobatan!!!!angry

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Sep 22
You owe me no rip when you get burnt kidney and you later pass out cool

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 11:08am On Sep 23
You owe me no rip when you get burnt kidney and you later pass out cool

Stoners will wish me bruv, yours doesn't count tongue

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Duplik8t77(m): 11:48am On Sep 23
When thugz cry. that song by 2pac is a masterpiece. The greatest rapper ever

back to topic, on my first weed experience, I was thinking too many deep shit, I was paranoid and most of all I was having a tete a tete with bingo, the compound dog

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by dorin27(f): 11:50am On Sep 23
I am here to get a good laugh. So please keep them ( your experience) coming.

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Nobody: 12:09pm On Sep 23
There's this place named after fela's shrine.. like it's a legal bunk for smoking.. no police harassment whatsoever, you pay a tip of N500 to get in..

This isn't my first experience of weed but Arizona.. I always thought weed was weed.. until this particular day.. we were 5 amongst us was one babe.. mehn blunt just dey pass round, you hit pass to the next man..

Damn!.. I dey dray dey go.. until I hear one trumpet sound for my head like something explode.. I just dey quiet like say them beat me..

next blunt pass I refused to collect ( I say I don gage).. so while the other were still on it, I just kept on smiling and staring.. My response to every conversation was seconds late ( like I was just over reasoning, na later I go remember say person talk to me)..

Mehn later head Begin dey turn.. I tell them say I wan sleep.. boys say no try am.. I say guy I don dey off.. my bro say try fight am naso e dey be..

omor I wan go piss.. as I stand up I begin stagger.. naso my bro and my other friend hold me like injured player wey dey comot from pitch.. naso they carry me go piss..

omor I come back.. I begin reason how I don mad.. wetin my parents go talk, how people go dey disappointed.. naso I begin tell Baba God say if him deliver me.. I no go try am again..

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 7:36pm On Sep 23
Duplik8t77:
When thugz cry. that song by 2pac is a masterpiece. The greatest rapper ever

back to topic, on my first weed experience, I was thinking too many deep shit, I was paranoid and most of all I was having a tete a tete with bingo, the compound dog

grin and the crazy dog sef go they look u like say " I well pass this one "

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 7:36pm On Sep 23
dorin27:
I am here to get a good laugh. So please keep them ( your experience) coming.

So shall it be
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 7:39pm On Sep 23
BornSnner9:
There's this place named after fela's shrine.. like it's a legal bunk for smoking.. no police harassment whatsoever, you pay a tip of N500 to get in..

This isn't my first experience of weed but Arizona.. I always thought weed was weed.. until this particular day.. we were 5 amongst us was one babe.. mehn blunt just dey pass round, you hit pass to the next man..

Damn!.. I dey dray dey go.. until I hear one trumpet sound for my head like something explode.. I just dey quiet like say them beat me..

next blunt pass I refused to collect ( I say I don gage).. so while the other were still on it, I just kept on smiling and staring.. My response to every conversation was seconds late ( like I was just over reasoning, na later I go remember say person talk to me)..

Mehn later head Begin dey turn.. I tell them say I wan sleep.. boys say no try am.. I say guy I don dey off.. my bro say try fight am naso e dey be..

omor I wan go piss.. as I stand up I begin stagger.. naso my bro and my other friend hold me like injured player wey dey comot from pitch.. naso they carry me go piss..

omor I come back.. I begin reason how I don mad.. wetin my parents go talk, how people go dey disappointed.. naso I begin tell Baba God say if him deliver me.. I no go try am again..

Arizona is everything bruv grin grin

At that moment you'll be asking yourself just one question that has no answer. ""WHO SEND ME""

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 23
Dreyton36:


Arizona is everything bruv grin grin

At that moment you'll be asking yourself just one question that has no answer. ""WHO SEND ME""
Lol.. I tell you bro.. since then.. man's been on lowkey

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by dorin27(f): 8:05pm On Sep 23
Dreyton36:


So shall it be
but they stopped already

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 8:21pm On Sep 23
dorin27:
but they stopped already

Lol you can mention the stoners you know
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 8:22pm On Sep 23
BornSnner9:
Lol.. I tell you bro.. since then.. man's been on lowkey

You would've had another drag the next day bruv
Arizona will give you Joy
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by dorin27(f): 8:24pm On Sep 23
Dreyton36:


Lol you can mention the stoners you know
Stoners? Is that what they are called? I don't know any

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 8:26pm On Sep 23
dorin27:
I don't know any

You must love anything that has to do with laughter
How about we share a blunt if you don't mind
While we listen to some good music
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 23
Dreyton36:

You would've had another drag the next day bruv Arizona will give you Joy
Lol.. thank you and Jah bless

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by dorin27(f): 8:36pm On Sep 23
Yea I do.
Dreyton36:


You must love anything that has to do with laughter
How about we share a blunt if you don't mind
While we listen to some good music
I think I'll pass

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:40pm On Sep 23
BornSnner9:
There's this place named after fela's shrine.. like it's a legal bunk for smoking.. no police harassment whatsoever, you pay a tip of N500 to get in..

This isn't my first experience of weed but Arizona.. I always thought weed was weed.. until this particular day.. we were 5 amongst us was one babe.. mehn blunt just dey pass round, you hit pass to the next man..

Damn!.. I dey dray dey go.. until I hear one trumpet sound for my head like something explode.. I just dey quiet like say them beat me..

next blunt pass I refused to collect ( I say I don gage).. so while the other were still on it, I just kept on smiling and staring.. My response to every conversation was seconds late ( like I was just over reasoning, na later I go remember say person talk to me)..

Mehn later head Begin dey turn.. I tell them say I wan sleep.. boys say no try am.. I say guy I don dey off.. my bro say try fight am naso e dey be..

omor I wan go piss.. as I stand up I begin stagger.. naso my bro and my other friend hold me like injured player wey dey comot from pitch.. naso they carry me go piss..

omor I come back.. I begin reason how I don mad.. wetin my parents go talk, how people go dey disappointed.. naso I begin tell Baba God say if him deliver me.. I no go try am again..

Damn Issokay.


Early in the morning I like taking a flight to Arizona, that vibes you get when you reach Arizona State is unexplainable but you see that Colorado, I am not ready to fly there. Shey you get? wink

Arizona is bae

Loud is bae


Incase you don't know na me talk

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Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 8:44pm On Sep 23
dorin27:
Yea I do.I think I'll pass

I'm just kidding
What's your location
Re: (stoners Only ). What's Your First Weed Experience Nl's??? by Dreyton36: 8:46pm On Sep 23
BornSnner9:
Lol.. thank you and Jah bless

Bruv mafo , you'll get used to it, your life will never remain the same
You'll feel the trips, that first knockout is called a welcome and registration visit in the stoners world which every stoner must go through

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