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A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by Nobody: 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2020
According to psychologists, a woman needs 13 meaningful touches per day

* When you are driving and you and your wife are alone in the car, put your hand on her laps.
* Touch your wife with your substance, with your hands, with your emotions and with your prayers.
* Women should make their laps succulent for a man's head.
* The reason why some men go into adultery is because their wives have thorns on their laps.
* Inside every man, there are three major personalities (1. A lover that wants to play. 2. A king that wants to reign. 3. A little boy).
* Every husband is a dancer.
* Every action a woman takes is a song and her husband is dancing.
* Every statement is a song to your husband.
* When a woman is 35 and above, she needs more validation.
* When you are driving and you and your wife are alone in the car, put your hand on her laps.



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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by Bessppectt(f): 2:00pm On Sep 27, 2020
Ok
Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by Oizee(f): 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2020
It's ok.
Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by HantaVirus(m): 2:19pm On Sep 27, 2020
I tell ya...There's nothing more blissful than caressing a woman's fresh laps... Especially if they fresh,sultry and succulent tongue

Some laps are so enticing that you'll forget whatever you're doing at that moment...These women needs our hands on those laps smiley

I have a fetish for sucking and licking fresh laps on a woman..They drive me crazy.

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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by pocohantas(f): 3:56pm On Sep 27, 2020
HantaVirus:
I tell ya...There's nothing more blissful than caressing a woman's fresh laps... Especially if they fresh,sultry and succulent tongue

Some laps are so enticing that you'll forget whatever you're doing at that moment...These women needs our hands on those laps smiley

I have a fetish for sucking and licking fresh laps on a woman..They drive me crazy.

Calm down na! grin grin

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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by HantaVirus(m): 4:17pm On Sep 27, 2020
pocohantas:


Calm down na! grin grin

grin grin grin I know you got what I need wink
Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by pocohantas(f): 4:25pm On Sep 27, 2020
HantaVirus:


grin grin grin I know you got what I need wink

Sure thing, sexy legs.

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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by HantaVirus(m): 4:42pm On Sep 27, 2020
pocohantas:


Sure thing, sexy legs.

Lol...You definitely should know what I want kiss

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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 27, 2020
HantaVirus:
I tell ya...There's nothing more blissful than caressing a woman's fresh laps... Especially if they fresh,sultry and succulent tongue

Some laps are so enticing that you'll forget whatever you're doing at that moment...These women needs our hands on those laps smiley

I have a fetish for sucking and licking fresh laps on a woman..They drive me crazy.
You didn't read the post very well. She's referring to a husband and wife not roundam women's lap

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Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by kalvoken(m): 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2020
People would just wake up and start making up trashy statements.

How can anyone in his/her right sense advice people to caress a woman while driving

This woman is an agent of devil.
Re: A Woman Needs 13 Meaningful Touches Per Day: Pastor. Funke Felix-Adejumo by RenaissanceGuy: 5:42pm On Sep 27, 2020
Showing any romantic gestures while driving is an invitation to road crash. It can wait when you both come down.

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