Misslilbootay:


Of course, I'm using your girlfriend's picture since I am so ugly and can't show my face...mtchew

Not talking your face sweatheart...but your flabby tummy. How's it going I hope there's improvement via the vigorous exercises you do daily.. Have you tried green tea

My teeth�� .
That's the only problem I have with myself

iInjureHerYansh:
Not talking your face sweatheart...but your flabby tummy. How's it going I hope there's improvement via the vigorous exercises you do daily.. Have you tried green tea

What are you even saying?

Misslilbootay:


What are you even saying?

Tryna help you get your desired flat tummy so answer the damn question have you tried green tea?.. Do you eat late night (8pm upwards) meals?

iInjureHerYansh:
Tryna help you get your desired flat tummy so answer the damn question have you tried green tea?.. Do you eat late night (8pm upwards) meals?

I dnt even understand..how did I'm not the one on dp result to you trying to help me?
You have a funny way of showing concern

Misslilbootay:


I dnt even understand..how did I'm not the one on dp result to you trying to help me?
You have a funny way of showing concern

OK since you just tryna waste my time... Swerve!

I hate that I don't know how to speak my language. I was raised with only English. I also hate that I have a slightly protruded navel.

LagBae:
I hate that I don't know how to speak my language. I was raised with only English. I also hate that I have a slightly protruded navel.

Do you live where the language is being spoken?

Albertone:
Do you live where the language is being spoken?

Nope

Albertone:


Please please and please.How did you overcome yours??

School life o...you can hardly survive as an introvert, my roommate is very extroverted sha the too dey pack gfs... And the rest is history

TheRealProphet:
I am an introvert, and I am fvcking shy

is that u on the dp?

Misslilbootay:
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As humans, no matter how we claim we don't care about what people say or do, there's always something that makes us lack confidence even if it's a bit of it. There is always something we don't like about ourselves and for me, it's my stomach. Yeah, I waist train and exercise everyday but it's the one thing I can't confidently show off. That's mine, what's yours?

#BodyPositivity

Note - Bad belle and trolls should keep off and if you are too dumb to, at least keep your bad energy to yourself.

Being a Nigerian is one thing I hate about myself

OdogwuAkataka1:
Being a Nigerian is one thing I hate about myself

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There is a reason for everything, just because Nigeria has bad leaders doesn't mean it is not a good country

Avast:


I don't know how to make friends

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Are you shy to or you just don't know how to start a conversation with someone?

Misslilbootay:


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Are you shy to or you just don't know how to start a conversation with someone?

I am shy to

Avast:


I am shy to

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People dont bite even though I dont like being around them.
Still, its okay to not have a lot of friends, as long as you have one or two, you are good to go.

Albertone:

The boldened is my own challenge.I tried to talk to a young female lawyer who seldomly comes around to my workplace.
The following convo ensued....

Me: (she walking past me) Sorry,Are you a barrister?

Her:Yes sir.(pausing and waiting for me to say something again)

Me:Okay,that's just what I want to ask.(I managed to mutter despite my pounding heart and shortness of breath)

When she was leaving..

Me:You're going already?

Her:Yes sir.

Me:Okay bye.


Note,she is somehow older than me but I look older than my age,hence the use of "sir" to address me.

Any help please??

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Wow, that's ..

I'm also not a conversationalist but when I want to talk to people, I just imagine I know the person before. Not that I'll be forming familiarity or anything but I just imagine I know the person. Las las, the highest the person will do is ignore me or talk down to me but I just take it as his or her bad, not mine.

Albertone:

The boldened is my own challenge.I tried to talk to a young female lawyer who seldomly comes around to my workplace.
The following convo ensued....

Me: (she walking past me) Sorry,Are you a barrister?

Her:Yes sir.(pausing and waiting for me to say something again)

Me:Okay,that's just what I want to ask.(I managed to mutter despite my pounding heart and shortness of breath)

When she was leaving..

Me:You're going already?

Her:Yes sir.

Me:Okay bye.


Note,she is somehow older than me but I look older than my age,hence the use of "sir" to address me.

Any help please??

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''That's just what I want to ask?'' Nah. Thats bad.

Compliment lightly. Talk about whatever is around you....Introduce yourself, act confident even if your heart is pounding, if you can't, think of anything that makes you confident. Confidence always work the charm.

Drsnives:
Still single after service..
Chai all my younger ones have dates.


Oh my gosh, when will i be loved?

U're d guy dat licked someone's butthole right? Are u sure u're nt gay

dukeprince50:
That's not what an introvert is.
Even around best friends, introverts are always quiet, My neighbour and a good friend always ask me why am I always depressed, I just smiled and told her I am not depressed, I just want to remain quiet and discuss with my inner self, it took her time to understand I am an introvert then she began to let me be most times, she always try to come cheer me up thinking I'm depressed but I wasn't, I'm just quiet.

weda strangers or not, introverts are naturally quiet people

Den ur introvertedness comes with sum mental issues, maybe. Normal introverts only gets quiet around strangers nd gets really lively around people dey comfortable wit.

PrinceofAgoAre:
U're d guy dat licked someone's butthole right? Are u sure u're nt gay

God forbid.. Nawa for you.. Why imaging that kind thing na

I think i've got one of dz anxiety disorder. Dnt knw which one it's exactly. I just hate d way my heart races when i'm abt to do some particular thing or talk to some particular person or go to some particular place. Made me feel i was introverted till i looked it up.

Drsnives:


God forbid.. Nawa for you.. Why imaging that kind thing na

Bt u licked a male's asshole na

PrinceofAgoAre:
Bt u licked a male's asshole na

For the records, I was very young and innocent then, I was between 4 to 6 yrs

Powerfly:
I don't like the fact that i'm so easygoing.
I can't bear a grudge for a long time. No matter how upset i am, if you just smile one mumu smile.. That's it. The vexation don vanish.
. I'm broke. You can't be broke and jobless and still like yourself.
that i'm not tall. I'm a short girl.. I always wanted to join the military but my height discouraged me. Though i've seen people who are in the military with my height but ... God dey.
I would have added - to be a Nigerian. But that sounds like questioning The most high.

arm of height? Below 5'4?

Albertone:
My introvertedness is too stubborn.I attended an all boys public secondary school,notorious for inter school clashes,raping,cultism and all that.Guess what?I still came out the same.
All my stubborness ends at home.Currently,I'm in a federal uni but still intro as fvck!

E be like I go dey join my guys dey puff weed,dey gulp beer.Na rugged life I go live cos I hate this intro shii..

That's the problem you didn't blend girls in secondary school