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Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by davidque: 9:31am On Oct 14, 2020
The blatant disregard for sound logic and constant denial of facts on ground is this governments greatest problem. Why on Earth should someone like Lauretta be made an INEC commissioner!
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by duality(m): 9:33am On Oct 14, 2020
oluseyiforjesus:
Even if buhari appoint himself as inec chairman APC won't enter come 2023
They are failed party

How did they win in 2019.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by sweetrace(f): 9:44am On Oct 14, 2020
Moferere:
Buhari should replace that old witch.

I just dislike her face

So anyone you dislike should be replaced?
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by excel101(m): 9:50am On Oct 14, 2020
#EndLaurettaOnochieasappointment
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Hoojay(f): 10:06am On Oct 14, 2020
Steve28:


Does it work? If it does want are the evidences? and what is the cost prize and delivery fee to surulere?

Pls talk on WhatsApp, I can't provide u all the details here....contact details in signature/bio.

Tnks
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by osuulola(m): 10:11am On Oct 14, 2020
Onochie's inclusion is a distraction to scrutiny of other appointees they want to get easy clearance with the senate.

Politics is a game. The more you look, the less you see.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Celebsnews2: 10:12am On Oct 14, 2020
Lol...

Meanwhile, See ten shocking facts about Aisha Yesufu you never knew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDuC7RHYTew
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by joepepsy(m): 10:13am On Oct 14, 2020
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by ajebuter(f): 10:16am On Oct 14, 2020
PureGoldh:
Many people no like dz woman oh

She's not likeable at all

She even does a lousy job defending Buhari sef..

I have never seen an uncouth political aide like that lady (?)

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Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by anago40: 10:28am On Oct 14, 2020
Your post reeks of abysmal ignorance, fear of the unknown, laziness to acquire knowledge,short , myopia, falshood,indolence, idleness, etc. Stop spreading falshood
holaralph:
REMOVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH END SARS IN YOUR PHONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't ignore. Read through and warn your children.
Just as I left the hospital

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

These guys are evil, I repeat very evil, kindly delete anything that has to do with ''ENDSARS''in your phone ����

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Omezif(m): 10:28am On Oct 14, 2020
When it's ever illegal to be a presidient or have any position in nigeria. Falana take time.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by smogjoe(m): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2020
Moferere:
Buhari should replace that old witch.

I just dislike her face

Abi oo, what is wrong with Buhari and APF sef
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by jonneljonn(m): 10:50am On Oct 14, 2020
its so unfortunATE that the president has appointed such a dubious womAN as inec commissioner at a period wen everybody is talking about credible electionsam nt surprised he is probably compensating her for all the dirty jobs she has been doing fr him ,we need total restructuring of nigeria to avoid having this type of leadership
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Remii(m): 11:07am On Oct 14, 2020
Ogbuu101:
Falana,shut it.
You are among those who brought the calamity called Buhari upon us and emboldened him by vigorously defending him on his non existent certificate both in court and outside the courts. Now you are complaining about only one symptom of the disease while the main disease is Buhari.
that he voted for him or supported him has not removed his right to speak out. in fact those who voted have more right to correct an erring elected officer since they have been betrayed/disappointed so to speak.

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Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by geewean(m): 12:06pm On Oct 14, 2020
Moferere:
Buhari should replace that old witch.

I just dislike her face
. That face alone can create a distructive disruption to the INEC result portal.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Ojukwudfugitive: 12:33pm On Oct 14, 2020
Ogbuu101:
Falana,shut it.
You are among those who brought the calamity called Buhari upon us and emboldened him by vigorously defending him on his non existent certificate both in court and outside the courts. Now you are complaining about only one symptom of the disease while the main disease is Buhari.
How long will lunatic like you continue to blab about the people that brought this calamity on Nigerians. Fool, pls move on and let's collectively look for a better person in 2023. After all, God brought Saul on the Biblical Israelites and resulted in God removing him because He regretted choosing him. Falana and many Nigerians that voted for this disastrous Buhari were/are not God that would know the future. Quit being idiotic!!!

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Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Mejor79(m): 1:52pm On Oct 14, 2020
She is not even matured enough to take up such responsibility an SA to the president that talks like a prostitute, not coordinated enough for such job.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by SirBunky85(m): 3:30pm On Oct 14, 2020
Ogbuu101:
Falana,shut it.
You are among those who brought the calamity called Buhari upon us and emboldened him by vigorously defending him on his non existent certificate both in court and outside the courts. Now you are complaining about only one symptom of the disease while the main disease is Buhari.
stupid fool.how dare you tell falana to shut up.idiots keep insulting those they can't lace their sandals in reality.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by hekkyboi: 5:22pm On Oct 14, 2020
Hoojay:
I can't provide u all the details here, but I will on WhatsApp... Pls just DM
why are you not comfortable in sampling what you are asking people to buy from you. I thought the media is an avenue too for advertising ones product(s) which u r supposed to sell to consumers. if you advertise here and sell definitely people will applaud and patronize more but u keep going behind to reach out for those who are interested unless you are into something illegal probably selling human parts I guess.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by hekkyboi: 5:26pm On Oct 14, 2020
duality:

How did they win in 2019.
By massive rigging
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by duality(m): 5:28pm On Oct 14, 2020
hekkyboi:

By massive rigging

Why didn't you stop them.

So they won't rig again?
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by hekkyboi: 6:05pm On Oct 14, 2020
duality:

Why didn't you stop them.
So they won't rig again?
exactly what we are doing now
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by amc: 6:06pm On Oct 14, 2020
holaralph:
REMOVE ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH END SARS IN YOUR PHONES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't ignore. Read through and warn your children.
Just as I left the hospital

Before I got to the intersection.

They pulled before us in a black Toyota Sienna.

Blocking us from moving further.

These men.

In black and blue jeans.

And black tight t-shirts.

Heavily armed.

Sunglasses as usual.

Climbed out of the vehicle.

My driver exhaled heavily.

"These people again."

Eight men.

Two moved toward the Taxify.

Gun raised.

Cocking their rifles as though they had caught some criminals.

I sat calmly.

If you are a young man who frequents Taxify or Uber in Lagos, you'd probably get used to that embarrassment.

I had nothing with me just my phone.

And the medication I had gotten from the hospital.

I was so weak.

Massive headache.

While they approached I asked my driver.

"Who are those guys?"

"Haaa. Bros, na SARS o."

I said.

"I thought they have banned these guys?"

He looked at me.

"For wia. Na today?"

I sighed.

The two approached one on each side of the car. I kept my hands in plain sight and made no sudden moves.

One of the men shouted at my driver.

"You no go wind down? Abi you want us to beg you?"

The Taxify driver quickly hit the window button as he screamed forcing a smile.

"Aaah officer of the law no vex, sir! I throw way salute."

The one who had shouted approached my window.

I was looking away.

He shouted.

"Oga, you no dey greet person abi you no see us?"

I slowly turned my head and looked at him.

"Officer, good afternoon, sir."

"Afternoon. Who are you?"

I was about to answer.

He shouted.

"Oga, come down?!"

One of his folks standing a few steps away shouted.

"Who be dis person wey no dey hear us? Na one of those protesters? Devil go welcome am for hell now if he be one of those protesters."

He cocked his gun and approached my Taxify.

It was a lonely road.

No onlookers.

A few cars passed by the other side of the lane.

I gently got down from the car.

I greeted again.

Both of them.

"Officers, good afternoon, sir."

My driver came out and said.

"Na my passenger! I pick am from that hospital down the road."

The one who had asked me who I am shouted at him.

"Shut up! Did we ask you anything? You dey mad? Your moda!"

Then he turned to me.

"Oga, who are you?"

"My name is Kyrian Chiemelie, sir."

"What do you do? Wetin dey your pocket?"

"I am a writer, sir."

"Journalist?"

"No, sir. Author, scriptwriter, filmmaker, sir."

"Oga, wetin dey your pocket?"

"My phone, sir."

"Bring it out."

I dug out my phone.

"Unlock it."

"Why?"

The other one shouted attracting the rest, pointing his gun at him.

"You are asking us questions? Are you stupid?"

I said.

"No, sir. But none of you has the right to search my phone. I didn't do anything wrong."

One shouted, running toward us.

"Who dey yarn that rubbish? Na one of the protesters? Shoot the modafuvker!"

The other one said.

"We never know na when we search him phone we go know."

The Taxify driver said to me.

"Please, unlock your phone. You know what is going on already."

The one pointing rifle at me shouted.

Eyes widened.

Dark lips.

Unsmiling face.

"Oga, unlock your phone for the last time!"

As I used my fingerprint he snatched my phone from me immediately.

Handed it to the last folk who approached us.

He seemed to be the leader.

He started to go through my phone as he said.

"What did you say you do again?"

"I am a filmmaker, sir."

"Actor?"

I shook my head.

"Basically writing."

He looked at me.

"You look tired."

I said.

"I just dey come back from the hospital. The one down there."

"Wetin dey do you? COVID-19?"

"No, sir. Na stress and little sickness. My doctor has given me some tablets, I will be fine in a couple of days."

As he scrolled through my phone the others watched.

Gun pointed up, down. A few at me.

I remained chilled.

He asked.

"And you are not one of the end SARS protesters."

I remained silent.

One of them moved toward me as though he wanted to hit me his rifle.

I dodged.

"Oga, dey ask you, you dey ignore am."

The man said.

"Leave am. Make I see end SARS pictures on his phone first and he is gone with the gun."

I was still silent.

A few minutes later.

One said to the one with my phone.

"Oga, did you see any pictures of end SARS on his phone?"

"I never see one."

I said.

"Sir, can I go, please? There is nothing on my phone."

He looked at me.

"Are you teaching us our job?"

"Not at all, sir. But there is nothing on my phone. My doctor said I should not stand too long."

Two laughed.

"You dey tell us na. We wey no get doctor make we die. We wey dey use chamist cure our infection and malaria."

I didn't say a word.

One of them approached me and showed me some images on his phone.

Dead bodies.

Fresh corpses of youth, both male and female.

Lying by the bush.

Blood gushing from bullet wounds.

I looked at him, in fear.

He said.

"Shey dem dey shout end SARS we no dey catch anybody again o. But na make we see pictures of end SARS for person phone the person is gone. Dis ones wey you dey see so na some of the protesters o. Shey dey don die like dis? Dey will keep dying."

One shouted at him.

"Why you dey tell am this thing? Why you dey leak our secret? Do you know who he is?"

"Shey he talk say na filmmaker? He won't do anything."

Goosebumps rushed over me.

In actuality of how these guys are killing in reckless abandon.

The one with my phone said.

"I no see anything for him phone. He is free to go."

He handed my phone back to me.

Then said.

I took my phone and said.

"Thank you."

As I headed back to the Taxify, a Lexus Jeep was approaching behind us.

They rushed immediately and flew it to stop.

The Taxify driver got in and we started to drive off.

While I looked behind, watching as they dragged five guys out of the car.

About three wore t-shirts.

Boldly written 'EndSARS'.

The Taxify turned right at the intersection and I couldn't see anymore.

He shouted.

"Ah. These people are in trouble."

But I heard it barely ten seconds later.

It was loud from a distance.

Pooo!

Pooo!!

Pooo!!!

Three gunshots.

These guys are evil, I repeat very evil, kindly delete anything that has to do with ''ENDSARS''in your phone ����

.

Ikeja

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

This looks like an IPOB report. No other mainstream outfit carried the story. The guy is obviously a good writer.
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by Hoojay(f): 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2020
hekkyboi:

why are you not comfortable in sampling what you are asking people to buy from you. I thought the media is an avenue too for advertising ones product(s) which u r supposed to sell to consumers. if you advertise here and sell definitely people will applaud and patronize more but u keep going behind to reach out for those who are interested unless you are into something illegal probably selling human parts I guess.

Hello, thanks for your concern.
Reasons i prefer engaging my customers on WhatsApp
1. For privacy; chatting here is not ideal (3rd party can interfere)
2. Most at times, i engage my customers with WhatsApp voice note, call and we exchange images for clarification
3. and yes some of my products deal with sexual wellness e.g Cassava enlargement
Re: Falana: Lauretta Onochie’s Appointment As INEC Commissioner Illegal by mrkings84(m): 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2020
seguno2:


The Northerners have everyone and everything in Naijeriya under their sole and solid authority and control.
What are you saying


They have u like u claim, but they don't and can't have me!

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