gideonite98:
Congratulations man
Mesef dey weigh 25 and now I dey weigh 15.


I'm sure I don't need to spell it out to you that it's a joke,right?

Of course not!!!... I'm also quite certain I need not equally explain the joke and sarcasm in my response!!!

Timaya has turned to Trimaya.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
This life nor balance
People are losing weight
And me have been begging God to give me some weight

I don drink all the beer for this life still by belle nor even dey big

Funny enough...the weed i do smoke makes me hungry like mad
And i eat alot

I envy you, bro, I really envy you. Small water I drink belle go protrude like say I de 13months pregnant... I have really done a lot to lose weight with little results. currently, weigh 107kg

Basicend:
This one music career don die... He needs to find succor somewhere or somehow na

mumu spotted

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
This life nor balance
People are losing weight
And me have been begging God to give me some weight

I don drink all the beer for this life still by belle nor even dey big

Funny enough...the weed i do smoke makes me hungry like mad
And i eat alot

just stop smoking for three months and see the difference. I was there once so i know what I'm saying.

fabiano09:
shut up clown

A big clown

mytime24:
Too much weed

Clown

Eyaa. Sorry to him. Wishing him fast recovery

observe closely: These celebrities especially the ones involved with music have gone through these emaciating seasons.


Remember wizkid?


REMEMBER Tekno


Now Timaya.


u thinking what I am thinking? Is something compelling them to donate their blood for greatness or are my being unresonable

I love this man. Successful and quiet. God abeg change my life story for good. Bless me abundantly.

What did he did to himself that made him to lost so much weight

Basicend:
This one music career don die... He needs to find succor somewhere or somehow na

Hate himor like him, he has made it in life. Quit hating

This guy ugly abeg I guess he should always trynna dress normal but not like dope Nigga dress. Lol lolz

It was after two in the morning and Vicki Larson was feeling no pain as she flew down the highway at over eighty miles an hour. She ignoredthe speed limit signs as they changed from 50 to 40 to 30 miles per hour upon entering the small town of Buford. Her foot stayed smashed on the gas pedal in total disregard for her safety or that of any unlucky passerby. Yes, she had had too much to drink and shouldn't have been driving, but she had told her husband, James, she would be home by midnight. Already two hours late. He was going to be furious.This wasn't the first time she had come home late from a company business function. She had lost count of the number of times. It had become a major bone of contention between them. She knew he was beginning to suspect that she was having an affair, and although it wasn't true, she sometimes wished it were. Her love life, or what there was of it, had become boring. If James didn't want her, she knew she could have the pickof almost any man in her office. Yet she had resisted their attempts to entice into bed, as difficult as that had been.Although she and James got along pretty well, sex had become routine and far too infrequent. From her husband's subtle body language she believed he was bored as well. Unfortunately, theyhad never discussed it. It was obvious that James didn't have the same desire for her anymore. Maybe HE was having an affair, she thought, but why? She was only thirty-two and knew she still looked very good. She kept herself in shape and always dressed sexy—-maybe a littletoo sexy for the office though—-but James didn't seem to notice. Damn him!Suddenly, Vicky was awakened from her thoughtsby the sound of a siren. She looked in the mirror and saw the flashing red and blue lights of a police car."Shit!" she screamed pounding on the steering wheel in anger. She slowed the car, pulling to the curb. She sat with her hands on the wheel as she waited for the officer to approach ... she knew theroutine. Unfortunately, it wasn't the first time she had been pulled over. She already had five ticketsin just the past year for speeding. The last thing she needed was another ... especially with her having drank a few too many at the promotional party for her boss.She was startled when a black man, wearing civilian clothes opened the door of her car. She felt a bit of fear as he leaned over and said, "Ma am, would you mind stepping out of the car." Then she saw him flash open his badge. "Jamal Washington, Constable, City of Buford," the badgeread."Officer, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was speeding.""Ma am, please step out of the car. I clocked you doing eighty in a thirty-mile an hour speed zone. You could have killed yourself or some innocent citizen of Buford," Jamal said seriously. He had a slight Jamaica accent.Vicky had no choice but to get out of the car. As she put her feet on the ground and stood up she swayed and leaned back against the door."Ma'am, have you been drinking?""Uh — well, just one or two.""Just one or two? Then you won't mind taking a Breathalyzer.""Listen officer, maybe we can work something out." Vicky was thinking along the lines of a few extra dollars, donated to the local police fund. "I —I already have a few tickets and would really rather avoid another.""So we can add attempted bribery to your DWI and speeding charges," Jamal said. "Wait here." With that he took her license and went back to hiscar, where he keyed in her driver's license number. "Wow," he said when he saw the five tickets for speeding. When he came back to the car, he saw Vicky still leaning against the car in a slightly distorted angle. "I'm going to have to take you back to the station, Mrs. Larson. You're in no condition to drive.""Mrs. Victoria Talbot-Larson — of the Talbot family over in Talbot County," Vicky said, trying to impress him with the well-known family name."Doesn't matter who you are Mrs. Larson, you don't go eighty miles an hour in my town. Now areyou going to get into my patrol car willingly or do Ihave to put cuffs on you."Suddenly Vicky was very frightened. She was going to jail. If money to the police fund wouldn't work, maybe she would have to officer somethingmore immediate. With tears in her eyes she said,"Please Officer Washington, I'm sure we can cometo some agreement," Vicky said in her sexiest voice. She pushed her chest out toward Jamal, trying to emphasize her large breast, which were somewhat hidden by the modestly cut bodice of her dress. She suddenly wished she had worn something a little more revealing. But then she saw what she though was a bit of interest in his eyes and was encouraged. Still he led her to the police car and made her get in.As he got into the drivers side, Vicky said, "Why don't you have on a uniform?""I was off duty, coming home from a friend's party... if that is any of your business ma'am.""I was just curious," Vicky answered in a huffy tone. Nevertheless she was relieved that he had given a reasonable explanation for being dressed as a civilian. She had heard of guys driving around with fake police ID's, pulling women over and raping them.When they arrived at the small combination jail/courthouse/city hall, in downtown Buford—Buford didn't need much of a jail since there were only five hundred citizens—-Jamal helped Vicky out of the car and up the steps. He led her into the police station and asked her to step into one of only two cells in the tiny jail and closed thedoor.Vicky's heart began thumping in her chest at the metal against medal sound of the cell door closing. It was sinking in that she had been arrested. What a scandal it was going to be if this got to the Talbot county newspaper.When Jamal had locked the door he looked at Vicky. "Now, do you know how much trouble you're in, Mrs. Larson?" asked Jamal, staring through the bars at her. Before she could answer he continued, "You're record shows five tickets with ten points. Your license will be suspended attwelve points. Driving while intoxicated is four points alone and bribing an officer can get you jail time.""As a matter of fact, you just might get jail time when you go before the judge day after tomorrow." It was Saturday night and the Judge didn't hear traffic cases until Monday morning."Oh, God, Officer Washington, I'll do anything you ask if you just let me off this time," Vicky said with her voice cracking with emotions.Jamal shook his head and started to walk away, but then he paused. A sudden smile came to his dark face. He didn't normally do this, but Mrs. Larson was a very sexy lady. Who would know if he maybe accepted a little non-financial bribe? Hedidn't currently have a girlfriend and it had been a while since he had made love to a woman ... an especially long time since he had been with a gorgeous woman like this. He turned back around. "Well, what do you mean by 'anything', Mrs. Larson?"A flash of relief shot through Vicky. Maybe there was some hope to avoid a scandal. But just as quickly a flash of fear replaced it. Was she really willing to exchange sex for not going to jail? Whatwas she thinking? Yet, she couldn't go to jail; it would be so humiliating and her nasty mother-in-law would tell everybody that she had been right about her daughter-in-law all along. She wasjust not good enough for her little "Jimmy".Vicky took a deep breath. "Well, I ... uh, I could youknow, uh ... suck you," Vicky said, surprised that she was hearing the words come from her mouth."Hum, are you any good? I mean, I didn't know rich white chicks did that?""Uh ... well, I've done it before," she said, telling a little lie. She had sucked her husband off but only a few times."You don't sound that convincing," Jamal said and pretended to walk away."Wait," Vicky almost screamed in desperation. "I'll suck you and we can do other things too."Jamal smiled without Vicky seeing and turned back around. "Other things? So you'll let me Bleep you?"Uh ... yes ... but you have to use a ... a ... condom.""Sorry sweetie, don't use them. Besides, I'm too big anyway." Jamal laughed loudly. "Let me show you."Vicky watched with wide eyes as he l reached for the zipper of his jeans http://botemoda.com/2MA4

Basicend:
This one music career don die... He needs to find succor somewhere or somehow na

Even with his dead career he still dey relevant than anybody from your family.

Tungfamily:


He looks terrible. What’s happening to naija celebs? First phyno, now Timaya. I was not happy when i saw the pics

He is only saying this to cover up for his depreciating looks

Well said, thought I was the only one that saw it.

Timaya Sabi dress die, his dressing is always on point.

Haba.... .....how u go smoke u no keep food for house? Make I finish this one go chop better vegetable soup edikankong ( however u call that my cross river people I hail ooo)

oluwaahmed:


So u no dey chop after you smoke? Liars everywhere

444crop:
Yea too much weed helps keep ur weight in check.... Me sef I be Orobo before

how much did you smoke to slim down?

Lol

I smoke two joints in d morning before work and two joints in the evening before I sleep... Drink fresh ginger and lime with Lipton in the mornings too

obeycian:
how much did you smoke to slim down?

Wtf niggi, 95 kg on a 5.9 ft height u go be like mumu

I was 90kg in February and I am now at 74kg.

He is really looking good.
Weight loss is not an easy endeavor and it's not for everyone.
It requires discipline and consistency.

I have been spending a minimum of 2hrs at the gym everyday since early June.
And I have been eating once in a day since February.
These days, I don't eat until 8pm and that will be my only meal for the day.
And I have been doing 2 days of vegetable and salad only and 1 day of normal food since August.

I just need to maintain my weight now and work on my ABS.

You have to be patient and dedicated to the weight loss.

I know it will still take me years to get to where I really want to be.
No rush at all

Farano I can see your company like timaya we have alot in common

miracood:
Nigeria na my country of Baleysa na my state e yo!!!

am a bad from naija delta and you know e dey go.

fabiano09:

shut up clown

that guy his brain drain by junk food just let him. Make he dey spew nonsense

444crop:
Yea too much weed helps keep ur weight in check.... Me sef I be Orobo before

hmmmn

Please who gives a rat ass about this uncle's weight

Dayoebe:
Everybody has lost weight in this Buhari regime.

Good for your health

meobizy:
75kgs. Lightweight. He weighs the same as male Nairalanders. Either he fell ill or started jogging consistently. He normally lifts weights. One who does so can carry extra size gracefully.

it because he smokes too much

Reduce hand in smoking igbo chikina

Thanks to Jim iyke the man behind the dressing code.