you have a 26 year old neighbour that works in one of the blue chips which has gifted her with all the basic toys.
She has made it VERY obvious to you that she does not mind a romp with u and nothing more,
your madam has travelled and would be away for two months minimum.
Knowing from the subtle signs she has dropped, how long do you think u can hold on before falling for the temptation to eat the apple?

U wan run things wit ur niegbour abi, i go pray so dat madam go catch you.

haba me ke?
No o, i go church yesterday for ash o (ash wednesday)
I am just asking based on something that happened

She'll make her signs till she tire, she go stop.

Right at the spot that I know that madam's car is no longer at the parking lot.

Ranoscky:

Right at the spot that I know that madam's car is no longer at the parking lot.

I hope she won't be online as at then,
U no even wait to breathe fresh air?

madam is only setting u up 


once u eat the fruit, u'll continue till your caught(most likely after she marries)


ask your self hw many other men is she dishing her honey pot to if shez that scheap  your probably  25th on the list aids is real

best advice: run when u see her 

i had that impression too,
But while explaining that too him, he said, 'have u ever faced a temptation and it is no more a matter of if but when?'
that was what got me thinking and led to this,

omolasgidi:

I hope she won't be online as at then,
U no even wait to breathe fresh air?

Ahh. . .Breathe fresh air ke? . . . .All the once wey I don dey breathe wen the opportunity neva com, shey na dirty air? . . . .Omo mehn, agro na bad thin O, I no dey slack for dat kain opportunity, my broda!

Ranoscky:

Ahh. . .Breathe fresh air ke? . . . .All the once wey I don dey breathe wen the opportunity neva com, shey na dirty air? . . . .Omo mehn, agro na bad thin O, I no dey slack for dat kain opportunity, my broda!

I for like be ur landlord,
I know say u go dey get controls well well and u go dey use am bribe me if ur house rent never complete

SETUP!!

Na the apples wey go choke you be dat.

dis one go pass adam's apple

LMAO@men having SELF CONTROL!

She acts in blue films. (chances of stds very hard)

That is supposed to be a big turn off for you no?

big nero:

once u eat the fruit, u'll continue till your caught(most likely after she marries)

We are stil suffering from the fruit that Adam ate since the beginning of the world so, if I eat the fruit, it's stil part of the suffering.

Ranoscky:

We are stil suffering from the fruit that Adam ate since the beginning of the world so, if I eat the fruit, it's stil part of the suffering.

that fruit no gree rotten. e dey regenerate and remain fresh,
But if madam's flight gets cancelled nko?

they say the easiest way to resist a temptation is to fall for it, the earlier u get it sorted the better. what happens afterwards na ur cross!

omolasgidi:

that fruit no gree rotten. e dey regenerate and remain fresh,
But if madam's flight gets cancelled nko?

Ma guy, Na make I just go chop my own share clean mouth be my own, no be to sleep inside the punny!

@least, de punny is mine for de whole duration of tym wey madam no dey (Omo mehn, na enjoyment galore O)

Ranoscky:

Ma guy, Na make I just go chop my own share clean mouth be my own, no be to sleep inside the punny!

@least, de punny is mine for de whole duration of tym wey madam no dey (Omo mehn, na enjoyment galore O)

Dude, wrap am o!
make dem no go dey wonder why her belle dey shoot when na only am dey house

omolasgidi:

Dude, wrap am o!
make dem no go dey wonder why her belle dey shoot when na only am dey house

Guy, daz y I tel u say agro na bad tyn, so, I gasto utilize de only oportunity wey I get b4 my prick go break!

omo, u are on ur own, if u like go use robe tie urself. there is nothing as good as respect oh. the both of them will deny you when the deal exposes.

Den I go pack my losd dey go na, no be crime!

The apple from garden of Eden