Vyolet:
You men will just be suffering women anyhow, I mean, how would you build a house in a bush right beside a stream in the village.

It may be cheaper, how about the dangerous creatures visiting you, what if you are caught unaware?
Suffering and smiling.

Not in the village, its in an estate but just beside a small stream, and our house is not the only one here. God's banner is sure over us, thanks for your concern anyway...

armyofone:
So you wasted his life huh ? You should have gently let him go back to the stream!

You should have eaten it now - you wasted his life and your ingredients

Poor little green guy!

I dont want such thing creeping around my abode in my absence, nobody is comfortable seeing such around where kids are...

ambient:
Buy a dog!! It will chase away everything.

This is the best advice to give the OP.
Wizzie001 listen to this

Op just use style show us him kitchen

wizzie001:


How big does this thing get?

I've seen one up to 75 centimeters in length with a considerable width.

The kind of things people eat though.How can someone eat this for crying out loud

ceejay80s:
Op just use style show us him kitchen

Nothing extraordinary about this kitchen bro, nothing at all...we keep praying to God for His grace to do exploit...

geokay777:

I've seen one up to 75 centimeters in length with a considerable width.

Incredible!!

GodwilldoitAmen:
The kind of things people eat though.How can someone eat this for crying out loud

Go to China, you will be amazed at what those guys eat. I heard monitor lizard is expensive in the market due to its value & nourishment!!

Freestainworld:
Every monitoring lizard, monitoring your life shall be sent to the land of the unknown, and be eaten like this one, op say Amen.

Amen . Good one

Freestainworld:
Every monitoring lizard, monitoring your life shall be sent to the land of the unknown, and be eaten like this one, op say Amen.

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

wizzie001:


Nothing extraordinary about this kitchen bro, nothing at all...we keep praying to God for His grace to do exploit...

Nice one bro

You people eat rubbish

Messed up

damn the look of that is hideous, when you can get beef easily and without stress why eat that?
op you should have just let it go (monitor lizard) it couldn't have done you any harm

wizzie001:
One part already fried, it looked sumptous though, but God knows i aint eating this

So, you wasted your time and energy, and also wasted your cooking time and gas to prepare what you won't eat??
Just to show off on Nairaland?