First, there was the noise and my radio was only outputting static. I wondered what it could be. She must have sensed my consternation because she said,'Sorry -- that's my vibrator.'

I checked her out and to my shock and dissapointment , I noticed that she was a HE!!!

'I'm a she-male,' she said, 'Do you mind.' I didn't reply -- my mouth just hung open and my throat was dry with shock.

and so were my lips

so,

I tried to get myself together and swerved sharply just in time

to prevent myself from,

ramming into a ten-ton truck. I was shaken. 'So where're you headed,' I asked.
That was when the skin mask came off. It was my boyfriend.

'You almost gave me a heart attack' i shouted, Good God! is this your idea of a joke? you almost got us killed. He just gave me a long look and burst out laughing, I wasn't amused. The next thing i know. . .

his lips were on mine and his tongue was digging down my throat, my clothes started coming off and i,

'Hey, I'm driving,' I protested. There was a roadblock ahead with some policemen. He struggled to get my clothes on.

finally, we passed where the policemen were and he started handling my,,,,

_{Rhodalyn you really are very very naughty. I wanted them to do some explaining to the policemen}


neck.

'Sex,' I said. 'Is that all you ever think of?'

I shook his hand off and stamped harder on the accelerator.

they _{needed to fill their sexual desires rather than doing explanations}

he grabed hold of the steer and finally managed to bring the car to a halt, he then got out of his seat, came over to mine and carried me to the back of the car,he gently laid me down on the seat and,

I dug my stiletto into his groin.

'For God's sake I'm late for a meeting,' I said, struggling to get up.

forget the fxxkin meeting, he said

I fainted. He'd never used such words near me before.

a kiss on the lips from him brought me back to life and i decided to forget the fxxking meeting as he said so we started to UnCloth and then,,,,

Now I understand what guys mean when they say girls are very annoying.

I'll play along.

He tore off my clothes and without bothering to check if I was wet entered me roughly. I screamed in pain but he just kept going on.

and i kept moaning softly and stroking his

When he was through, he pushed me away and went to light some indian hemp. I was annoyed -- my thighs were all bloody and covered with. . .

ice-cream , i went over and took some of the indian hemp since it always made me feel soooooooo high and ohmigod, i was ,,,

u guys should make a novel together, sorry outta context here but couldn't resist posting this.

_{it would be great, wouldn't it}?

Not with her

I don't write novels with Bleep - I write stuff like this and this.

Sorry Rhodalyn -- now give me a big hug. That should make you feel better .

[b]OK[/b], What happened to the story

LMAO @ this story

Rhodalyn:

ice-cream , i went over and took some of the indian hemp since it always made me feel soooooooo high and ohmigod, i was ,,,

ice-cream where did that come from
crackin' my ribs with laughter please continue