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Sounds like a Shakespearen novel to me

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Sounds like a Shakespearen novel to me

banjicom:


Please how can i unread this rubbish fairy tale the OP wrote up there?

Mradeboy:
iPhone 12 six month ago ?? Lol

englishmart:
Let me not bother you with a tedious story. I was traveling to Bayelsa six-months ago, after paying and was cleared to board, I noticed one very beautiful, rich-looking lady about to board too. I made sure we sat close to each other, and for real we were the only ones at the back. She was so beautiful that at first I lost my sense of masculinity, my entire system was frozen. "Don't tell me it took God just one day to create this lady " I argued within myself. I quickly accessed her to ascertain her worth. She had 2 Apple mobile phones (iphone x Pro and Iphone 12) That wasn't enough to confirm she's rich until I checked out her Gold watch of #120k, her gown of not less than #77.92k and even her 12k eyeshades. She also wore a fragrance from a perfume not cheaper than 29k. She was seeping money. I noticed the way she was looking at me repeatedly from the left corner of her eye. I knew she wanted to initiate a conversation but I kept my cool like I didn't care for the first one-hour of our journey. When we got to Abaji, I complained about the air conditioning not cooling enough which she supported and that was how we got talking. One hour later we got to Lokoja, as everyone alighted to get some food and snacks, she asked me to kindly accompany her Which I hesitated, shrugged then obliged. She got two plates of fried rice, chicken and a couple of obstacles. The bill was 11,200 and I stupidly offered to pay which she defiantly stopped me from doing, paid 12k and left. Which Kain girl be this one? I thought the last girl that paid for food for a guy died 1723? Apart from that, the last time a woman fed a man humanity lost paradise. What am I about to lose?

After about four-hours, we got to Delta state and parked for refreshments. Just as she did at Lokoja, she even doubled everything and also bought me a pair of palm sandals worth 27,990. I honestly wanted to reject it but I couldn't. Las, las, when we got to Bayelsa, she begged we lodged together for the night since we got to Yenegoa at 10:11pm. I didn't accept at first, but when she begged for hours, I took pity on her and accepted. Long story short, the next day everyone went on their own but with each other's contact. I spent 7days at Amassoma and returned to Abuja. I called her when I got to Abuja but she didn't pick up. I tried sometime later, still no response. I thought she had been kidnapped, you can't trust niger delta guys especially around such opulence. Luckily, well not luckily, she called 2-months later to tell me she was in Abuja and we could hangout. We met at Ibeto hotel where we started dating officially. She told me she liked everything about me, and I responded in the affirmative of liking her too. On my birthday, she send me a cash sum of 150k and some valuables. She earns up to 700k monthly on basic salary and proposing we get married asap
I told her I don't have money, and also need some time to grow up emotionally before talking about marriage. She said I don't need any growing up to do, that I'm all grown up and capable. She promised to send me 6m for bride price and wedding if I acquiesce to our getting married. She also seems to be loyal and submissive, which she also reaffirmed she won't change.
I'm so confused. What do you think, guys?

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Sounds like a Shakespearen novel to me

banjicom:


Please how can i unread this rubbish fairy tale the OP wrote up there?

You should be more concerned about unliving your hopeless life

ouzo1:
I talk am, these days snuff no dey good again e dey cause hallucinations and ghost sighting.

Tloc:
Hahahaha! Man, I have never seen anyone write from his dream and you won;t be the first. Nice write-up though.

Homeboiy:
iPhone 12 six months ago

Effulgent:
which one is iPhone x pro again

and you guys met six months ago and she has been using iPhone 12 since then ,meanwhile iPhone 12 release date never even reach two months sef .

things are not adding up o, nairaland and clowns hen

Nazgul:

That's not Shakespeare...you've got to be poetic in nature before earning the right to be likened to the great Shakespeare.

Let me post a line of Shakespeare and compare it with the cut and join English the op is damaging our brains with.

Normal English: mum I'm hungry

Shakespeare: Let it be known to the womb that bore this child that this stomach consist of empitness.

I do adore his choice of literature...so biko don't compare him to the op.

millionboi2:
we're u thief in ur 4mer life

englishmart:
Hater

englishmart:
What are you effulging?