whats is happenings here? Have nobodys ever entered a classroom in this NL? Hows came all of you are spinking this kinds of english?

alheri:

whats is happenings here? Have nobodys ever entered a classroom in this NL? Hows came all of you are spinking this kinds of english?

JESUS!!!
PLEASE TAUGHT ME

wills dont brought Jesus into this. Do you wanted Jesus to came down froms heaven and starts to helps you in pronouncement of english word?

alheri:

wills don't brought Jesus into this. Do you wanted Jesus to came down froms heaven and starts to helps you in pronouncement of english word?

I AM exclamated ,so that is why, i shouting jesus

wills:



Since you can taught English ..oya you teach make I learn

Oga im sorry ooooooo
i no know english past u so u taught me

i am hungarian...its lunch time

hmm- looketh at this thinking thoughters  . u doesnt even knowing books. How much does u paying me let me handling u on English? paid me n' I will taught u.

o boy hahahahaha i laugh in urhobo
if person read all this your post once you will know that you did not go good nursery and pry school i sure your engrish teacher did not teaching you well anyway u can saw the product of a good nursery school in me

i have telld all of you before, since you can thoughted then, it become a thinks ! cant you learning simpl english.
i am mosted unappointed in all of you. you are showing that you all shopd your school feeses.
gbam

mickplus, I does not cares whether you are appointed or unappointed with we. You that dont eat your schools fee congratulations for spinking the bests hinglish hon dis forums. I wents to grammar school and I can spink queen english far than you.

well, lets kept spinking english.
I payeth doubles school fesses and i has all the world whole to shown for it. it showned that, i am intelligence and brilliance and that were them reason why i am unappointed in all of your.
gbam

You are nots more brilliance than I, infacts I wins prize in the school. Have you wins prize before? You dint not evens get any intelligentness with you double school fees.

i have wins so many przes and i have intelligent and brilliante.
i knews book so well o. dont just tries me alheri ! cos i am too many o.
gbam

I am much plenty many than you. If I tries you what cans you does to me? You cans even formulates a corrects sentences without grammalogical error. I am sures you wents to nights schools, no wandered you are winnings prizes there.

Da final correction

think fo thought , u need to just stretch it , thinkiest n toughtiest , i think thats sound beta , abi thinkling or thoughtling ,,,,thats ore better , lets try dis , thinklinkable, or toughtilinkable, abeg go find dico, bi ya

alheri, can you heard his? he was thinkingkabling and thoughtinkabling all at the same time. didnt never tries to spink english with mine cos i am more far still yet gooder than they. or what do you thoughs?
gbam

I is not like all those that have been says in these thread

brosie , e like say mi no no wetin man fit talk im fo sumthin , wey i no understandin , bcuz mi wey i deyt fo harvad univerversity wry mi i dey read ma economics fo dere i thinkinnng datye , wella i begye make we change im fo topik so dat we go move ahead ye , abi wetin una tlk ye , cuz ye too much grammer ye don boku fo dis place ye ,

i hears and thanked you very so greatly much.
But you know, this is a joke forum and as such, we are expected to make ourselves laugh, whether with our posts, signs or whatever,
Anyways sha, i will tries and moves forwarded with how i can made people laughs, okay?
Tka care.
Gbam
HAPPIES VALENTINES

Happys Valantine to Yous too mickplus! Who ares you valentining todays? What dids you buys for her?

funnies enough, i i were at work and theres no road i would have valentating she .
Maybe all fun fair culd be pstponed to the comingweekend.
How about you? hws your val? what does you purchased for he?
or what does you bought for me?

maybe you should get me here @yahoo.com or messenger with my i.d here. right

I buy my husband a redish lapstop bag for him lappy! Its is so beautificable, I really thinks he can likes it very muchs.

thats nice to heard. So, where was mine own legtop?
you didnt has to been partial at all o.
well, i was happier that love is inside and in the within of the centre of your life. keep un keeping on o.But i was still wait for my own gifted o
Gbam

all dis shildrenses r murder english without pities. no wondering onyiocha is run commot 4 niggeria 46 years away.

Seun:

I is not like all those that have been says in these thread

plenty teacherses in all mine nursiry versus pramarily schools  thoughteth me gramanology and  incuding qeence hinglis  very  very well . so,  i can spoke and wrote hinglis bester than every peoples in these fonroom . any body want to competision with me?

Why are you all killing the hell of ENGLISHES here, I thought I could have been sending you to school yesterday but instead of you to count your books on yesterday, U were busy killing a many of noises, I was delivered you all!!!

l.o.l

The bestest thing that I needing all of you to does is to went back to school until later notice.
am me not rights

you was righted ! them shall goned back to school and taught themselves how to spink english and grammatologist !

Infacts, I am wenting out of here right at onces. u did not counted your books on yesterday now u is all killing all noises here and disturbsing my heads with all your TABOLISTIC FOKABULARIES.

This is goodly bad oh! I was not going to tolerated it from you on tomorrow!!!

Have u all getten me??

If not enters yours shoes and follows me to my offices!!!!!!!

@spikelord          

    pls teacher  teaches me how to enters  the shoe