@glamour
we dont say teacher teaches me how to enters the shoe, we say teacher taughting me how to entered the shoe

haha i laughing in 24 languages
nawao oyibo hard o

@ Rhodalyn,   thank kiu very muchs  for the correcting

@spikelord ,  please teacher, taughting me  how to entered the shoe

I is going to taughted you tomorrow only if you was going to come and payed me a visitation on my home. I was be gladingly waitingly for you before my house

Rhodalyn, are u hears what the  teacher  spikelord  is saying ,
my mama tells me say  if any teachers ask me to came to his house befor he will pass my exam or taught me any thing  i should not go ooooo ,


spikelord  no way  i will go to another school and pays school fees

Thoughted? who was goes to teached whom? as distance as i am concerned, mine eglish is the better. i was being a teacher from since 1970 and still yet , u wants a difference teacher from mine. that was no good at all  because that shall caused great enemy among them here and i self .
And in addittionnall, u cant payed sckool fees but rather, you can pays sckhool fesses

I thoughted u peoples was to thining some thinks?

To me, to thoughted and taughted is mean same type of thing because is pronounciationated same type of kind

Ohh fxck! These as to be the bestest thread on top of these forum. I Kundnt stop to laughing my yansh off. As i beganing to reads, i bagening to saw so plenty mastakes so plenty of you did. Why did people mades so plenty much of mistakes? Anyways, nobody is kapable of thoughting that our thinks are what we thought.

okay i suck at this.

I was thought that the thinked of this though was meant for these that thoughted

Oti o! did not sucking anymore again o. anyway sef where was u is all of the whole of this long long time? eh hot-angel?

I was abouting to asking hers that questioning oo
otio, oya hoti angle answeret the questioning oo

Hot-angel u doesnt wanting to spoke.? na wa o!

I am thinket she doent wanting to thoughted no more

Uh, oga seun, if are not a stop the grammaring that is took place here, these ibuns will broke your server . Me i am spoke my own advise
When i was started my thinking (or thoughting) jejely, i was not a know that several plenty grammarians are boku for here like that now, i cannot fit to thoughting my thinking anymore ooo

Shoo yemupz, what is u spoked? that i doesnt knew how to speaking grammer or pronunciation word?? eh if u is know school of type i goes, You willnt be saying like this. dont trying me o.!

so you too not knowing how to spoke english? as for me i can speaking english you all past

am i the bestest spokers of english ! you is going to tried mine?

i wondered o yemupz ! when you firsted thunk and thoughted . i was decide to followed yours post not knewing that, this thread is gone took these dimension.
since we has lots of thinking thoughters within the four room,i thoughted we shoold all thunking for money making.

To brought my histories to an ending, the thinks you thoughted trancends to your THUNKS

have bin luffin much so at this topic of thinkering and thoughtererians

Grizzly:

Shoo yemupz, what is u spoked? that i doesnt knew how to speaking grammer or pronunciation word?? eh if u is know school of type i goes, You willnt be saying like this. don't trying me o.!

Abeg don't be a vexing, i was tolded that you are graduation from Harvard University of Ajegunle, so your grammar are very very disatrous I am not a competition your grammaring o! Pls pardon my wide mouth.

micklplus:

am i the bestest spokers of english ! you is going to tried mine?

i wondered o yemupz ! when you firsted thunk and thoughted . i was decide to followed yours post not knewing that, this thread is gone took these dimension.
since we has lots of thinking thoughters within the four room,i thoughted we shoold all thunking for money making.

To brought my histories to an ending, the thinks you thoughted trancends to your THUNKS

Oga, you are hereby appointment as the senior grammar and vocabulary teacher of naira. Oga can you fit to taught us grammar

i have been appointment as the english toughter it were my honours to acceptive the appoint ! i will leave upward to the expectations of all and everybody of your
since i can thunk, being a thinking thoughters should not be a problems

i thinking sooooooo far im the bestest of you all in spoken and taughting the english language

nah ! i am goodest in english spinking and thoughting

My fellow companionships, thoughterers and thoughteresses,,

All dis t[/b]otless[b] t[/b]houghts [b]t[/b]hat [b]t[/b]ook [b]t[/b]ime [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]hinked [b]t[/b]hru. . .

[b]T[/b]he [b]t[/b]eachers [b]t[/b]hought [b]t[/b]he [b]t[/b]inkers [b]t[/b]ry [b]t[/b]heir [b]t[/b]houghting [b]t[/b]oo [b]t[/b]errible, [b]t[/b]ook [b]t[/b]ime [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]erribly [b]t[/b]houghted [b]t[/b]he [b]t[/b]hing [b]t[/b]hrough. . .

[b]T[/b]hen [b]t[/b]houghtless [b]t[/b]inkers [b]t[/b]ried [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]ake [b]t[/b]he [b]'T' [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]ask. . . [b]t[/b]eachers, [b]t[/b]houghters, [b]t[/b]inkers, [b]t[/b]hinkerers, [b]t[/b]hotless clowns - all of we!

Have anybodi thoughted the riddle in this thoroughly thoughted chapter?

Hahahaha! You people are a funny sha. Simple english you cannot spoke! Does you not wented to school?

mlks_baby:

All this t[/b]otless[b] t[/b]houghts [b]t[/b]hat [b]t[/b]ook [b]t[/b]ime [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]hinked [b]t[/b]hru. . .

[b]T[/b]he [b]t[/b]eachers [b]t[/b]hought [b]t[/b]he [b]t[/b]inkers [b]t[/b]ry [b]t[/b]heir [b]t[/b]houghting [b]t[/b]oo [b]t[/b]errible, [b]t[/b]ook [b]t[/b]ime [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]erribly [b]t[/b]houghted [b]t[/b]he [b]t[/b]hing [b]t[/b]hrough. . .

[b]T[/b]hen [b]t[/b]houghtless [b]t[/b]inkers [b]t[/b]ried [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]ake [b]t[/b]he [b]'T' [b]t[/b]o [b]t[/b]ask. . . [b]t[/b]eachers, [b]t[/b]houghters, [b]t[/b]inkers, [b]t[/b]hinkerers, [b]t[/b]hotless clowns - all of we!

Have anybodi thoughted the riddle in this thoroughly thoughted chapter?

Goodies, we now had an rhyming thoughters in tha home four room

If you was a runner, you run well.

If you was a banker, you bank well.

. . . and if you was a hungry, you hung well.

abi be ko??

bee ni o !
you have spinked the true cos when u was hungry , you hung youself
shey?

We had a joke when I was in a Navy Secondary School [don't know if it's true] but it goes something like.

A naval officer was making rounds during the siesta. He suddenly came upon a "couple" -- two boys sleeping on the same bed.

"Why are you sleeping twice on that bed!?" he barked. "Come down each by each."

"Why are you sleeping twice on that bed!?" he barked. "Come down each by each."
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My teacher in high school was teaching and students were making too much so so noises, he was angrying so much and he shouting ontop his voice, enter your shoes and followed me to principal's office!

Enter your shoe!!