*Am very nice. I helped an 8 year old finish his icecream and he's shedding tears of joy
*Apart from Bill Gates, Jeff Bezoz & Otedola. Which other of my uncles do you know?
*Earthquake in China for 3 days, but there was still,electricity.
Nigeria, 2 birds fight on light pole..Boom. No light for 2 months
*Yawa don enter ooo. One masquerade just flogged a soldier man on mufti. And he called a hilux full of recruits..I wonder how the masquerade is enjoying now.
*My neighbour posted on facebook: Good morning ladies & the other gender that betrayed Jesus
My reply: Good morning to you snake language translator, the forbidden fruit eater, Sampson's hair cutter, John the baptist head on the platter requester, Joseph's seducer, Naboth's Murderer & Jezebel people. Hope y' all slept well?
*If you ever get locked out of your own home. Jejely talk to the padlock cause communication is the key
*Your parents named you 'Fortune'. You changed it to 'Mhizfortune'..You think village people no understand english abi
TBC

no 1 got me rolling on the floor

*If my profile says 'lives in Dubai' & you see me in Ikeja. We're both in Dubai. Don't let us complicate things
*I remember when I newly joined facebook. I added Rihanna & she accepted. I was happy untill the day she asked for #100 MTN recharce card
*Oga satan, please stop hiding in short people. We know its you
*DNA test needs to be conducted on me. My grandpa appeared to me in the dream yesterday that am Adenuga's biological son...I don't want to carry last ooo
*Some guys will wake up to urinate, post on social media 'real hustlers don't sleep then go back to sleep
*Only Nigerian girls will cry for no reason and check the mirror to see if they're crying cutely
*This country nawa ooo. Dem rob police station. Police go another station go complain, dem give them paper to write statement
*Mom: Why's your result so bad
Me: Because bad things happen to good people.
*If she left a nigga for you, she'll surely leave you nigga for anoda nigga..Niggalation 4:10

Okogan (Hulk Hogan of WWF) had terrible influence on me as a kid during fight time.
I can't remember which one hurts more;
my being beaten by the opponent after I tore my shirt as I 'charge',
shaking my head like an epileptic while slapping my face or my mother's beating for tearing my own shirt and fighting.

Lalalisticalala

Kudos bro!
More grace

FUNNYBONE1:
Kudos bro! More grace

I appreciate man..Thanks

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