Christians have taken to the streets demanding God to restructure heaven. While some raised concerns about possible overpopulation in heaven --considering the number of dead persons in heaven since the time of Adam and Eve, others simply wanted more fun in heaven since the bible version seems boring to them.


AlligatorPepper reporters interviewed a handful of protesters:
"We think it's time God put our request into consideration. We had to come to this since heaven is for eternity. There are lots of demands on the table right now...some want electronic devices such as TV sets and computers up there, reunion with loved ones among other things" -- Ojile Ulokuikitimkpi, MD.


Another protestor identified as Mr. Slawor Miller thought that God should consider making weed accessible in heaven since the major concern here on earth is health issues caused by smoking. "Since the soul is indestructible, what damage would things such as weed cause?" -- Slawor Miller.


Another protestor stated on twitter that earthly pleasures mattered in heaven. She cited the islamic heaven and how seven virgins could be prepared for men for obvious reasons. Muslim women flooded her twitter page in support while demanding seven virile men for muslim women in heaven if justice is to be served. Some claim it is unclear what's in stall, in heaven, for muslim women --especially the non-virgins.


Several protestors expressed sadness over working so hard to make heaven just to stand worshipping for their entire life-without-end. "Imagine singing praise and worship, standing for... Lets say 12hrs straight in a church let alone for eternity". -- Sister Nnkechi (Choir mistress)


More updates about this development by AlligatorPepper. Stay tuned.


In other news: Muslim women have taken to the streets demanding 7 muscular, virile men for themselves in heaven.

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