So I slept and saw myself in hell fire , on getting to the gates I saw a long queue of people all lining up at different gates ..
I was happy I won't be the only one going into the fire, I looked left and right and I saw queue everywhere .. I was confused because there were many gates all leading to same different hell fire ..

Then I noticed that everyone there have thier names on thier back , I started to look for who I know so I can ask questions, that's when I saw Righteousnes89 I was happy seeing a fellow Nairalander..but I was shocked ,I said bros haba but you are always preaching the gospel ,he then started crying saying he was righteous and was preaching the gospel but one day he got a message from slawomir..
I was like "Damn niggar "...he told me he would have ignored but that he wanted to win his heart to Christ so he replied his message ,but that slawomir corrupted his mind and he started smoking weed and banging pussy when suddenly he heard the trumpet...
I felt bad for him but then I asked him which other Nairalander are here apart from damn niggar ,.He then told me all the mods and supermod are here too including seun.i was ehn ehn..

Then I asked again bros pls why so many gates , he told me that every country has it's own hell fire .. I was shocked ,!!! I look at the gate and saw that Righteousnes89 and majority of people were queing on Nigeria hell fire gate..

I quickly advised him to leave the Nigerian gate and go to London or U.k gate instead but he laughed and said the reason why the queue is much on Nigerian gate is because the fire there is not burning well , because of the wood is not enough, and that is becauser the people in charge are corrupt and have embezzled the money mearnt to buy wood ..

As he was still explaining I saw Lai Muhammad and I was surprised, because he have a post like an officer in hell fire , we greeted him

We were still surprised seeing Lai Muhammad, when Wizkid came too, I was like star boy !!!!!! But he did not answer me because he was feeling down , I tried calling him again I said "hey star boy don't feel bad " .. he did not reply ..

Suddenly I heard a loud voice and the Nigerian gate opened

People were rushing to go in when suddenly, I saw davido , I screamed baddest, baddest !!!!.... Him and his o.b.o gang were together, I said baddest I'm your biggest fan but why are u here now , baddest then told me I should pls call him goodest from now on because that name is one of the reasons he is going to hell fire

You saw yourself in another form....
You don meet the people you mention there names?

DO NOT JOKE AROUND WITH EVERYTHING.

Lol...lol

Chai!

NL and Kolo OP

which kain eleribu OP be this one again

On a night am resting my nerves after eating sweet edikaikong

Eleribu OP

Cerebellum:
Lol...lol

Chai!

NL and Kolo OP

which kain eleribu OP be this one again

On a night am resting my nerves after eating sweet edikaikong

Eleribu OP

Eleribu commenter �

Try writing you'll make a fortune from it. You've got the humor. Good story by the way, I had a good laugh.

Nazgul:
Try writing you'll make a fortune from it. You've got the humor. Good story by the way, I had a good laugh.

Lol ..I'm just catching cruise

Good write up, you can make money from this you no

Lovethaa:

Eleribu commenter �

Chain!
mofo
mod man

Lovethaa:

Eleribu commenter �

Chain!
mofo
mod man

cringe

Our online pastor in Hell Fire, op Ogun go kill u for me

[quote author=longetivity post=97107136]Our online pastor in Hell Fire, op Ogun go kill u for me[/quote

Better repent hell fire is real .. jokes apart . If u like be hoping u would see Nigeria hell

if I'm on the island, I'm snatchin the cell
Brody got locked, denied his bail
until he free, I'm raisin Hell

fati2001:
DO NOT JOKE AROUND WITH EVERYTHING.

u just told him the gospel truth..... no matter how happy u are u don't just make fun with some things

Afostev11:
u just told him the gospel truth..... no matter how happy u are u don't just make fun with some things

U better give yourself a chill pill

Serious yaba left werey

tnerro1:
Serious yaba left werey

If u laughed while reading then you're on yabaleft too

Lovethaa:


U better give yourself a chill pill

Murasi

Hell fire is an illusion, it does not exist. It is just an instrument of control. The masses needs to be controlled with all these nonsense religious beliefs.

If it happens that it does really exist, the only person on your list that will be found in the fictitious "hell fire" is righteousness89. Those who will take the front row seats on the fictitious burning lake are the Oyedepos, all the pastor Chris, Fatonyigbo, bushiri and every other Gods of men and their dumb followers, Imams and all Muslim leaders and followers, Mohammed (pbuh in hell fire) every believer and every ummah. May you all burn in your fictitious hell, amen.

I don laff tire..

ongback:
Hell fire is an illusion, it does not exist. It is just an instrument of control. The masses needs to be controlled with all these nonsense religious beliefs.

If it happens that it does really exist, the only person on your list that will be found in the fictitious "hell fire" is righteousness89. Those who will take the front row seats on the fictitious burning lake are the Oyedepos, all the pastor Chris, Fatonyigbo, bushiri and every other Gods of men and their dumb followers, Imams and all Muslim leaders and followers, Mohammed (pbuh in hell fire) every believer and every ummah. May you all burn in your fictitious hell, amen.

May God open your eyes

Our online pastor in Hell Fire, op Ogun go kill u for me

laugh no go kill person, werey.com as i see righteousness89 ehn

fati2001:
DO NOT JOKE AROUND WITH EVERYTHING.

Don't cry ehn I know he missed your name

Jacksparrow7:

Don't cry ehn I know he missed your name

Who is tf is she?

Lovethaa:

Who is tf is she?

Madam, break your English, wetin be tf again

fati2001:

Fati pumpi

Waiting patiently for Righteousness89...

Is that the story, wetin deh here way deh make people feel its funny self?
Ya'll should go read a thread by naijasinglegirl and how she did some poultry farming, that's what I call funny.

And the thread says, try not to laugh, me I tried to laugh but I couldnt

Try not to cry
What an ignorant virgin passed through


She did not dare to dance

Or jump the gutter

She did not jump the fence

She would not stand in front of a man

Nor widen her legs

She slowly passed out urine

For fear of tearing her hymen


Sexual miseducation
She swear it was not her fault

Her hands shakes vigorously

Mumbling words beneath my understanding

She felt the bite of a mosquito

In between her pure legs

She has been disvirgined

She fears getting pregnant

https://tobechispeaks./2020/12/13/passion-of-desire/