Goodmrng all,ok I was on a trip out of lag yday,to a state not too far. My intention was to inspect some sites and return to lagos even b4 5pm,but it turned out to be that I slept there. Cos I didn't plan it,I took only 10k with me,out of which I bought fuel into my suv, so I had to look for a modest hotel. I got this lodge lookn cool n decent n d people there appear cultured n it was just 4k.everytn ws right until mayb midnyt today when dey switchd off gen,dat was when I discovered I had neighbours nextdoor and dat dey were multitudes. From "yee o ti pa mi o" to "rora now" to "oya wa se temi" to "everytn u can imagine or cannot imagine"---this mrng when I woke,I was surprised to hear "wale da"(where is wale) but I'm not sure if it's "manager" d guy was calln, I saw d 2 gurls jump into d guyz near-tattered primera and watch dem zoom off as I was takn my bath. If wale is added,dat makes 4 people in a room on a bout overnyt. My point is, what when we get marryd n we need to lodge with the family, this is definitely bad for kids to hear. I couldn't even sleep well, well,I'm typn ds insyd holdup cos I'm on my way back to lekki,the home of decency.

Hahaha! Funny post.

near tattered primera? i thought they said nigerian girls dont do you if you lack the latest car.



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did they shout who's yo daddy.

but true sha- not a good thing.

this is why hotels have a bad reputation in nigeria.

. . .Just like u found their noise-making and car weird,same way they wud find ur ride and quiet disposition strange.
Funny post though,got me in stitches.

i no fit laf

Can someone interprete the Yoruba phrases for me?

^^^ practically two people are f.uc, king each other.