Thank you jare 190. HER is not a dog.

@sleekch1
what's yours nah, na me do you? NO.
Pls take your demonic spirit faaaar.
I beg of u, jooor o.

There was girl I bleeped twice in my school, although she was very strict, she is bootilicious and boobilicious Lepa girl, I did everything,lied, fake promise of about 20,000 naira and promise never to hurt her Until she finally let me bleep her, though I bleeped her two times but I was disappointing by her inability to sabbi bleep .her body na supper, I ran away after sex  and never fulfilled any of my promises to her and I did not even give her any money too, now,I have been thinking of her beautiful body, I am trying a way to bleep her the 3rd times since I have been missing such a beautiful body, Can any0ne help me with ideas I can use please. , guys only, I beg oooooooo000

I've once 4uckd a babe.When i startd wit her she was firstly giggling her waste,later she started trembling like one dat has an epilepsy, tearing my bed spread apart. Screaming, yeh, yeh, yeh, you go kill me o, you go kill me o. oooh thank u, o thank u, thank u, thank u. As i was gliding away, she was seriously sucking every part of my body,chest,shoulder&tearing me wit her fingers.I was really enjoying it tho. But after d show nko, see
my body

I was relaxing in my house Jejeli and got a called from one of my girlfriend,she said she want to see me urgently and it is very important. she told me she is urgently in need of 4k for some reasons which I can't disclosed here. As she was talking, my eyes was on her bosoms while my manliness troubling my trousers. with all she narrated, I gave her 2k plus 500 transport cause she sure girl in term of offer for free option and I will not because of one small messing gas spoil my yansh, I told my  her, you cannot go like that and she replied Wale,I am in her worried, make we short  story off,I grab the backside ooo and then off to my bed. 

Make she off her cloth, she said Wale , no! no!! no!!!, she will only off her trouser and I will have to do it like that since she was in her hurry. as she off her trouser and the poo was I have forgot to buy condom

the girl vex and she claimed, it will be next time, me sef mad and I told her,we will do it like that but I won't release inside.

as I was bleeping, i was watching my release time and making me removing manliness in every suspected release,
na so she dey hold her bosom tight despite cloth on her body,she no even make my body torch her body and she was saying don't stain my cloth please

as I was about to release,I will remove my manliness and the tin go run back,  as the the tin dey finally they rush out, make I pour am for down ooo, na the girl body the tin land. Come see abuse from her mouth
She said, I know your heart is wicked and I tried to say sorry, I bust into laugh with sorry, come make matter worst

the next thing she said was you intentional did this,,ooh my God, I do not know why some people are silly, she said that to herself,Na him I begin look like mumu, I do not know what to do now because she have not even call to say thank you even though the money dey small.Na wetin I suppose do, call her or who is at fault

Sucking pooosie is the #1 factor for having BLACK LIPS

do you know the amount of HEAT thats been generated from that spot

An average lady generates 7383, 37378843, 376377 MHZ heat from her pooosie

enough to fry plantain and you go put your lips in there,

Surely dont be suprised when your lips become burnt and blackened 


count me out

bro you are still in Jamaica as I can see. Pls desist from this igbo smoking its bad for your health as I can see. Be strong!

Bros one man meat na anoda man kilishi!

We go mourn the baby matter after, but what shall it profit a man if we loose the pikin still loose the snake meat untop.
Abeg drex back small make we see space arrange firewood,  Na banga soup this meat go fit, with starch and Guiness stout,

God knw say we no see the snake early, if not the pikin for follow chop,

iyatrustee:

I considered your post half cos u said u wld be rite back

I was drunk then.

But this could be fun. Brb!

190 is a pest

190 is a nuisance

190 's pink fonts  are annoying

190  is worst than mr cork

Googles,  honey, u a nice lady but I just saw your picture,

Did somebody chain  that wig on your hair  , coz it seems like it coverd your whole head (no ofeinse)

***dyammm, ilitrasy is a desease, truss me!! Am asking (A) and theytalking (B).

Didnt this  people go to school?***

onstelly, ermm madam, I just saw your pickture, 

Pliss  remove your wig,   Its not user friendly (no ofeinse)

PAT WHO Very ugly boy!!

how do u expect to oull a chick with a names like Patapatatata??  I bet he IBO & i bet he sells spare part

(no oofeinse)`

Ha ha ha  
Mr cock no go kill me!

AnnMarie [aka Mr.Cork] https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-562269.32.html

MzDarkskin. Wah di bomboclatt wrang wid u?", u battty crease. grow up

Mr.Cork https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-562269.32.html

P squr is a  alafunated Mordern ilitrate (nooofewense)

Quote from: OCHULORC on December 13, 2010, 06:05:32 AM
@ mr cork,you just suck all the way,

Mr.Cork's response: brother. nothing wrong in sukin punnny. U shuld try it

mr-cork: But why is everyone sooo angry?  what did i do?

Isnt today Friday or didnt they pay your salary?

Mr.Cork: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-537327.32.html

well if Kanye west can Nyansh beyonsi while she is marry to JAY Z, the lessson here is they u must never EVER

truss NIgerian womens,  period. . .

Mr.Cork from: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-570686.0.html

she kinda ugly actualy. she look hungry (no oofense)

but why she loookin at Cake as if she never seen cake before? absolute this grace !>

arrrrrha.   No wonder she keep loookin at the cake. I bet its IBO made

she a very ugly litlle children (no oofense)

Real ladys do  not swaaar.  I bet u dont even have man  (no ofoeinse)

but why would they put crayon on her hair?  is this a IBO fashion?  (no ofeinse)

miss_cork:

i shudnt be saying this but,  .   . .  .

some guy sent me an email saying he was the seyi guy, i knew he was lying becos i was supposedly done with seyi, and it wasnt the email the first seyi mailed me with, anyway we had a bit of correspondence and arranged to meet in a hotel. i paid for it, 15000. No doubt he did turn up but .  .  .was that what i was expecting? HELL NO!

the guy that turned up was nothing more than an over grown kid, at most i wud put his age to be 22. no facial hair, No mustache, No goatee. i curiously asked him how old he was, he said 25.

we ordered some vodka and red wine thru to the room and  had a gud time trying to get in the mood for the session. my gfriend was so shy.

after the vodak had gone down, our body all charged and ready to fire off, we asked the gentleman to lie down on the table, that he did. i strip off my jeans and excited yanked off my pant, still had my top on though.

"seyi" was fidgeting on the table, i didnt want him to chicken out as most other nairalander that had in the past raised my hope always did at the end. so i didnt bother asking if he was ok. i mounted on top of his mouth.

first with my fanny, i had him give it a good licking, then i moved forward a bit to rest my arse squarely on his mouth. my gf was so excited she even began taking her cloths off, got her phone out and took some gud shots.

seyi gave just one swipe of my arse and next was .  .  . tuf.  . tiss. tuph.  . he was spitting all over the damn floor and room. he got up and said he wasn't interested anymore.

i have never been angrier. i slap him and ordered him out.

what a shame.   

             
there are soooooo many but too much to add! 

  for real. i was cracking up while copying them 

anyway. . .

Tpiah!:

TOPIC: Are 190 And Mz Darkskin Stalking You And Picking Fights With You?
« on: March 07, 2011, 07:16:23 PM »
report them here and draw the attention of the moderators to this thread.

They have a habit of stalking people, picking fights, throwing unwarranted insults, and just generally being irritants who hate being cautioned.

     

semid4lyfe (m)
Re: Black List Of Nairaland Stalkers
« #29 on: March 12, 2010, 10:38 AM »
Tpia/tpiah is my no 1 and the WORST overall stalker on Nairaland. Her own stalking is VICIOUS. . .If you've had an altercation with her, she'll go thru' your profile posts and appear all of a sudden on threads she obviously has no interest in and no business posting in just to diss you. e.g

IRONY   

Quote from: tpiah! on February 16, 2011, 11:03 PM
What concerns me with chima. I didnt evern notice her post.  Im referring to that cursed beasat called darkskin.  Anybody who wants to defend the sh1t she calls a mouth should go ahead.

   
Mz.DarkSkin's reply:
   
Mc.Donald's is hiring.
Fill out a job application. 
Would give you a spot @ my store but
you mite steal the deposit bags.

"Nominate Your Most Ignored Posters Of The Year 2010"

*too much to quote but basically. . .
Tpiah being nominated on everyone's list! 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569143.0.html

ok. do u people have any other job apart from sitting there calculating other peoples moiney. How the heck can thise 2 IBO

crack head twins who sing like father christmas be a role model to childrens in Nigeria when they cannut even sxpress there self in english. They

need to be ban and you people need to QUIT buy there rascrapililick music!!! (no oofeinse)

big DEAL!!  THIS mtc  wanna bee IBO crack who cant even sing but a house on Lekini? 

so what. where is lekini any ways. what they need to do is look for moiney to improve there bleeped up crack up pigieun englisgh and turn into

propar english to help educate the childrens of Nigeria!!

googles, madam why must u always be rudes? ,  didnt u use to love me?

r u still angry at me simply becoz I said I saw your picture & your wig was not too user friendly

JAY BEE, bro u see what am talkin about?  this chick called Afrikobeauty just appear from Mars and

just start cussing me for no reason,     My question is:

is she a lady? NO!! do real ladys act that way? NO Can she ever find a man like that? NO!!, is she single & still huntin, HEL YEA!!!

bro am only hear to help educate our nigerian womens (no oofeinse)

***MzDarkSkin<<<nice legs , dyamm i need to drink water***

dobodobo (m), bro go and play LUDO  or draft!!!

** OMOLoLA is afta 190's moiney, she is another qualifyed gold digger, truss me!!!*

Wot english?  u called that english? the crack head cannut even spell his own name. Can u imagine how ugly there childrens will be? I reject

it! And by the way, why do u people like roles models who cannut spek english:  Basket moutth, 2face, p sqeer, D'Bang, Ikechchuhukukechu (rapper), and so. 

Even Rokiatu, is finer than his wife.  And just becoz Basket mouth came to London to do a show, all IBO people are celebratin, as if its  the YAM festival.

He need to shave that Crap Jerry curls on his head and concetrates on finding a english teachers !! (no  oofeinse)

true, 190 is a kichen porter in BIRMINGHAM , he works in Hotel De London

Odunnu u got nice bosoms too that I can suck yanfu yanfu

Googles,  honey, u a nice lady but I just saw your picture,

Did somebody chain  that wig on your hair  , coz it seems like it coverd your whole head (no ofeinse) 

Inked_Nerd:

Hehehe, funny thread

post yours wen u gat a chance

190 is a nuisance.

190 has the most annoying thread bumping tactics.

True!