Joseph : Mary this one you're vomiting since three days now hope you dey alright.? Do u need me to take u to a clinic my love ?.

Mary : No , but ermm Joseph there is something important I want to discuss with you .

Joseph : Ok my Lolo I'm all ears .

Mary :. Ermm Joseph I think I'm pregnant.

Joseph :. Haha, if na joke stop am , u dat u are a virgin and since we started dating you've not allowed me touch you so how u wan take get Belle ..be serious jare

Mary : I'm serious Joseph , the holy spirit got me pregnant.

Joseph : (Angry) Holy spirit kill you there!!!!!! , haba Mary so u can do this to me after all I did for you ,?. All the urgent 2k ,the sharwarma , so all along u were playing me . chai I don suffer , why are women so wicked (crying)

Mary : Joseph it's not what u think . U see ......

Joseph : just shut up .. ( walks out)

(Joseph at his friends house feeling heartbroken)

Thomas : Jossyboy why u con dey cry, na thier way be that .. all these babes na so them be ,them cheap pass kpomo .. why u think say I dey single ..

Joseph : My friend , I no just understand why mary will do such to me ..a whole me

Thomas : hahahahahah, chai jossy walahi u dey funny.. see you !!. Why she no go cheat when na ordinary capenter u be .. na why I tell u make we join Judas for the Yahoo game .

Joseph : ( burst out crying ) Chai .. Mary oooo...but Thomas what if Mary is saying the truth,

Thomas : Guy u really dull... na now I understand why she cheat on you ..u sef think am ,how person wey them call "holy' spirit go get prick not to talk of prick con stand ..than one don pass holy spirit na.

Joseph: chai na true ooo. . I don suffer ( crying)...

Thomas : leave matter for Matthew abeg ...make we down this gin wey i just buy ...


( Curtains closes .. meanwhile the three wise men pays king Herod a visit.)

King Herod : Nice of you my wise men to visit me .thank God u guys came there is something bothering me

Wise men ; Tell us what it is that bother you our dear king

King Herod : since una be wise men abeg una fit tell me .who go win today match ,I play merry bet and I want sure say my slip na confirm..

First wise man:. King no vex,na brain we get we no dey see Future,na only prophet go fit give u that kind update

King Herod:. Ehn ehn .okay na ..so where una dey go so


Wise men : We saw a shining star ,and from our intellect we can tell it's the star of a king who will be the king of Kings ..so we want to trace it and pay it a visit.

King Herod : ( instantly confused)..wait u mean say another king go come wey pass my own.

2nd wise man : King walahi,this king go dust u no be small..your own kingship dey learn where he dey .




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This opata no be waffi vershion....it's certainly ogbomosho version waffi vershion no dey dull like this.

ahnie:
This opata no be waffi vershion....it's certainly ogbomosho version
waffi vershion no dey dull like this.

No evidence of Warri at all at all....

This looks like a plain Igbo version, not warri but you tried sha.

gasparpisciotta:

No evidence of Warri at all at all....

one chilled bottle of correct ogofi for you.

Outdated boring story ahswear