Was just on my own jeje o. My eleribu friend Mike asked me to join him to go swim at one of this hotel like that in my area.

I know say I no sabi swim. In short I have never been to a swimming pool or came close to ever playing in water at any time.

I was just feeling mumuish. Then I thought at least let me try and discover a new thing about myself today (costly mistake)

Na so o.. We entered the hotel. Got to the pool side. I waited for him (Mike) as he went to sort some stuffs so that we could bath in the pool.

Like I said I was just feeling adventurous mumuish I was just smiling at fellow pool goers like someone who picked $100 bill on the street. I even locked eye with a pretty girl in the pool swimming, she gave me a wink sha

That was all the motivation. I hurriedly joined my guy at the changing room. Got some nice short on so i be high on confidence... Something gotta kill a man, I muted.

Didnt take long before I was close to having my first dip in real water. The feeling was great, though, I had to hide my excitement. I am a man after all.

Splash! That was me getting immersed. Still locked eyes with the dam..Slowly.. I had to make this moment count. We grinned at each other.. Could it.. Could it..

Shit, there is a problem with my leg..

My right leg.. Is floating on the water! WTF!!

Like for real!

All the excitement evaporated and shame took over.

And there is no way I could hide because the water was so clear.

Ok I don't need to explain further but incase you want to know. My right leg is just so weightless and fecking so thin.

I just discovered it floats on water like a fecking paper!

My guy Mike was just looking at what's unfolding. Damn!

My girl looked away in pitiful solidarity.. Bless her.

I just had to pretend for a moment and use my hands to push it down but I was fighting a lost cause because the water wasn't having any of it. Pushes it back to the surface immediately.

Was so embarrassed!

I knew that was the last time for me ever getting close to a large water body.

clap for yourself

U can never have accident during your first drive . Na when u done learn finish

But you didn't say what exactly happened to your leg..

Shay be u dey go Church


On Sunday Go Thanks-Giving


U for die Today

You don blow English finish?

My first Time in the swimming pool, I had a loose shorts on infact it wasnt loose untill when This thing happened I realized it was loose. What happened was I was in the pool then a girl hola'd at me, me was thinking yes make I go grab breast Omo na so as I jump comot from water My shorts was in the pool and I was outside Naked!!!!! the breeze blowing my yansh was too much then I realized damn My years of reputation, My hard earned Career just Finish there my whole social metre just went from 100 to zero real quick. I had to jump back in the pool, picked my damn shorts and Was just smiling like a fool and acting all cool as if Its nothing I don't care, but deep down ahhhhhh! my heart was broken I decided to leave when er'body was focused on something else!! The worst day of My life.

When I dey think say OP go finish am with...

"And I drown"

off I go