I was in basic 5 when my Class teacher suggested that I sit for the common entrance examination because she thinks I'm too brilliant for such level. This contributed to my speedy approach into secondary school ahead of my peers! Wow! Yes, ahead of my peers.

Well, my name went viral in my neighborhood. My peers started calling me small but MIGHTY!

I never understood the reasons for such tag until I enrolled for the JSCE exams. I performed marvellously in all subjects and thus gained popularity.

In my SS1, I noticed that I was attracted to almost all the female staff (Married or Unmarried). Oops!!! Did I just say married? Yes indeed!!! Mrs Catherine ****** was my Biology teacher back then. She is fond of advising me in the staff room to always wear a good boxer. I could remember she also bought me a set of boxer on my birthday. She always ask if there is anything I don't understand in biology. I said YES MA.... So, tell me what's it? ENDOCRINE MA.

She would laugh so loudly in such a manner that I became confused.

"What's funny?", I would ask myself.

Before I knew what's happening, she had already asked me about my age trice!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU Hot?

Honey!!!!!!!!, I yelled upstairs.

Though, I tried to say something. I was too late! I had noticed danger but before I could make a move to leave her office. Mr Raymond knocked on the door of the office.

"Were you not supposed to be in my class?", He asked angrily.

"Am sorry Sir", I muttered

"You can go ok, just submit your assignment where your colleagues submitted theirs", Mrs Catherine ****** added

As I left the office, I asked myself, WHICH ASSIGNMENT

Omo na mental case. Na so e dey start.