That women Are Such Complex Creatures?


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Yes they are. Just go with the flow, be yourself, its pointless getting worked up over their behaviour.

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LOL, especially when they are on period.

Advocator:

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LOL, especially when they are on period.

Damnit . .I thought i'm the only one facing this prb when they are on period . . .That's the worst moment i spend with her.
Though imma used to it . . . . .lmao

@Topic,
I really don't concur with your writeup.
It depends on the nature of whom you are dating . . My girl acts differently to what you wrote here. . .She's so different.

desholah:

Damnit . .I thought i'm the only one facing this prb when they are on period . . .That's the worst moment i spend with her.

It's called a hormone spike. Seriously though women are complex beings.

Dark chocolate is a natural and flourishing way of effort those frustrating days off my girlfriend's back so you should try it with your baby.

I see . . .Dark Chocolate . . .Would give it a trial

advocator, i thought u were in jail for 4 months?

Where did you get that idea? 

(?)

You lost me woman!

:-x :-x :-x :-x

I think you are feeling Hot, you need to get laid.

You just got to know that?

Welcome to the real world young man.

desholah:

Damnit . .I thought i'm the only one facing this prb when they are on period . . .That's the worst moment i spend with her.
Though imma used to it . . . . .lmao

@Topic,
I really don't concur with your writeup.
It depends on the nature of whom you are dating . . My girl acts differently to what you wrote here. . .She's so different.

I do not know what period has to do with this cause not every woman acts a B!tch when they are on. Some use it as an excuse to be rude,
It does not alter their mood unless they want it to.

advocator tot u were in jail!is it 4months yet?

Im thrilled to kno dat was just a rumour! Damn!

WOMEN!

If you don't date, he says you're a lesbian.
If you date, he says you're a LovePeddler.

If you're independent, he says you're not wife material because you don't have time for him or children.
If you're dependent, he says you have nothing better to do in life than tend to children and lay on your back when the husband returns from work.

The stereotypes go both ways really. I no fit shout.

annawhite:

advocator tot u were in jail!is it 4months yet?

Im thrilled to kno dat was just a rumour! Damn!

Lord have mercy!

Damn NLers are too quick to believe flying gossips. I left for some other reasons and now I am back dear.

kandiikane:

I do not know what period has to do with this cause not every woman acts a B!tch when they are on. Some use it as an excuse to be rude,
It does not alter their mood unless they want it to.

The hormones of a woman is on the peak when she's on her period. It's biology, I don't have to draw the picture for you. (Most) women act moody, they get irritated quickly and they are more prone to flippin out on small things. It's not acting out of them it's real.

ogugua88:

WOMEN!

If you don't date, he says you're a lesbian.
If you date, he says you're a LovePeddler.

If you're independent, he says you're not wife material because you don't have time for him or children.
If you're dependent, he says you have nothing better to do in life than tend to children and lay on your back when the husband returns from work.

The stereotypes go both ways really. I no fit shout.

I concur HOWEVER, women are more complex psychologically speaking.

If you are getting close to her friend,she would be 'smelling' bullshit,if you are not,she would say you are not friendly

kandiikane:

I do not know what period has to do with this cause not every woman acts a B!tch  when they are on. Some use it as an excuse to be rude,
It does not alter their mood unless they want it to.

^^^^^^^ What she said lol. You'd be surprised. Especially with the bolded. They get funny the week before, but not so much during. That's what the P in PMS stands for. Pre- aka "before" lol.

Advocator:
I concur HOWEVER, women are more complex psychologically speaking.

Well, depends on the woman lol. You have some that are aliens that require chisel, hammer, how-to-operate manuals, etc., and others that are extremely dull and have no care for anything, quite like myself lol. There are complex men too. I know a few of them.

The proportion of complex women compared to men is very high. In fact I am yet to see a drama-less babe.

Cos your neck of the woods na Dramaville lol. I've seen some others without. Very scarce species.

LoL. Really its not about dramaville it just seems you ladies need it somehow. The few who are drama-less are really scarce.

^^ I know right! People like me, are very scarce! Drama-free species.

I have to admit, Im one of the victims whom had fallen into this category. I was worst off a few years back especially on my period where I would curse my bf for no reason, I would swear at him and even I wont cook for him for a weak and wont do his wardrobe like I used to.

Not untill when it was his birthday last 2 years ago and that time I didnt have any money to give him a big celebration and I felt bad, I asked him what does he want from me to change for his birthday and he said baby, to be honest with you I wish you wont yell at me like a winch everytime u have your period cause the words you use on me is very abusive and it will eventually bring down my self esteem.

Than I realize it,. Well, I have been sober nfor a year now. Havent been scolding him in anyways but now Im getting frustrated because my period dont come ooooo!!!

@BABE!
I laugh in yoruba n hausa! You BABE! they can create 20 blockbusters from your drama lol

^^C'mon! Are you serious though!, You don't know what drama means. What have I done now?

Poster.
That's why it is called a woman's world. .very complex but simple if you know the tips and tricks