1.Welcome to Nigeria wher the person wey get dick no get wife and the person wey get wife no get dick
2.They start calling you chief wey dey see that your pocket don full
3.Chatting with african girls is like an interview, if you don't ask her question she won't reply
4.The bride price wey dem give me when i wan marry calabar girl enh! That one be like longman dictionary, they con write table of content inside am, there is chapter one chapter two chapter three, inside the chpters, there are chapter 1a, chapter 1b, chapter 1c.. Until it get to chapter 1z.. And i'm still going to chapter 50.
5.This life no balance o i spread my boxer for wire, just to go there after 2weeks cant find am again
6.Wahala for udeme wey wear her mama skirt go club, she never know say her mama never pay for the money
7.Chaii funke! wat is viju milk plastic doing in heaven?
8."There is cold,please help me kill the fan" haha sister joy don't kill us wit ur english naa
9.I hope i've make you happy by God
10.follow me for more.