Principle #1
Politics is war without bloodshed.

Everything is fair in both love and politics. You must strike your best missiles if you must get into a stable relationship. You see those people that easily scream "simp"? Don't mind them; most of them are adolescents who have never kept a successful relationship for a whole month. Love is a beautiful thing, so do all within your power to build a relationship in love. But never forget to love with your head instead of your heart.

Principle #2
Master fake life

Before elections, politicians promise heaven and earth. You see them buying roasted corn and riding tricycle like ordinary people (fake life). They do a lot of funny things to win public acceptance. It doesn't matter what they have in mind to do if they win. They only want to tell the masses what they want to hear. Why? Because they have contenders. While trying to win the heart of a girl, if it means borrowing clothes to appeal to her (fake life), do. Tell her what she wants to hear and show her what she wants to see. Why? You're just one of the many people that are competing for her attention.

Do you even realize that the said girl is fake too? The push-up bra, fake eyelashes, foundation etc? She put up fake accessories to look attractive, that's why you, and many others guys, are competing for her attention. Do you know that most people that come out to cheer up politicians during elections don't even have voters card? Use your head.

Principle #3
There's no campaign after election

After winning elections, you may never see your senator again till next electioneering campaign. What manifestos? You're on your own. When you finally wins a girl's heart, time for fake life is over. Become real and natural 100%, don't make promises you can't keep anymore. You are no longer chasing after her; she is now yours. Remember, if you carry on with fake life at this stage, you might enter marriage a lie. That will be disastrous.

Principle #4
There is impeachment and loss of second term

Nigerians seems to be "docile", but when pushed beyond limit, you'll see events such as #ENDSARS. At no point should you take your girl for granted. You know why? Just open her facebook messenger and see for yourself how many people are begging her for relationship. Power belong to the people. Power belongs to your girl. There's always room for breakup. In case breakup doesn't happen, she can still reject your marriage proposal. There is always available shoulder of a caring guy for her to cry on. But believe me, it takes a lot for a guy to get another girlfriend.

Let me stop here for now. Bring your questions and bashing

All this stress just to get one girl #smh #Ftc