Buhari is the biggest April fool done to all Nigerians by Apc.... unfortunately the prank became a dream Nigerians may never be able to wake up from.

Slynation:
Lol....with the condition of this country, Pranking someone is the last thing on my mind now

before sorry will become your 2nd name.

DaInferno:
the lie small small...its not even 11am yet

That was yesterday not today.

TOLD MY MUM, I PREGNATED A LADY, HAHAHAHA SEE DRAMA.

My friend was like" Sheds give me your fona make I call person.. at that moment the April fool prank rang in mind but I gave her anyway..
Nice thing I heard was April fooooooool"

Cheta if I fear you slap ehh!!!' na so dem dey take April fooooooool

Mcreloaded:
Called a neighbour around 8am that government officials were around for a forceful vaccination of all adults and there were going from house to house and any resistance will dealt with by the police who was among them.

See as she ran out of the house with her 2 children and drove away at top speed.

Took me 2 hours to calm her and tell her it's April fool.

Got a slap.

Because of her husband and because of the kids as the prank could have led to accident I just jejely absorb the slap and walked away.

She's not a sport

Telling lies will not get you anywhere in life.

Stop being weaket naaa
are u saying Naija were fooled??

Spar7tan:
TODAY IN HISTORY: 1 April 1930 Nigeria police force was innagurated.

I'm sure you know the rest..

People still do that nonsense??!.. Really??!

HawkToBar:
That was yesterday not today.

so 31st is now April fool?

Viridis:
I am going to call my girlfriend and tell her that it is over and I go give una feedback

She will more than likely respond with a huge sigh of relief, and jump to the ceiling for joy!

My colleague just punished me for nothing by sending me to get deliver a document few kilometers away from our office. only to get there she called me on phone saying : April fool

I no knw whether to cry or run mad or both

Slynation:
Lol....with the condition of this country, Pranking someone is the last thing on my mind now

Don't... Just don't!!!... People die for less these days.

Please avoid saying something that will put you into trouble today ooo..

Sooyabistroo:

That's the surprise because we haven't even kissed in over 3 years of dating

Sigh... This lie is far worse than April Fool!

Eillyeillz:


I don't get!?

She tricked me to borrow her money
Unknown to me, it's Aprill fool

My belleful DW text me she's on her way to the hospital. My mind skipped with fear only for me to call wetin happen she said April fool

Viridis:
I am going to call my girlfriend and tell her that it is over and I go give una feedback

I'm particularly interested in this.

Lies in any guise is not allowed by God, we shouldn't subscribe to devils Ideas.

there is nothing like april fool in this country nigeria,all less you wan kill person..Bros

vincentjk:


Telling lies will not get you anywhere in life.

I don't lie.

Might be guilty for twisting 10% of the story but that's because the situation is most embarrassing.

I played on her fears of the covid 19 vaccination as she has always told me she will die first before taking the jab

I understand what you are going through as chronic habitual liars believe other people are liars like them.

I was shocked to receive a "wedding invite" from this young,pretty and very brilliant girl who only recently gained admission to sturdy Law at the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife. She lives with her Parents in my neighbourhood.

So many questions came to my mind all at the same time. Was she impregnated by a guy ? Why would she want to get married at such tender age of 17 ? What was her parents thinking; are they alright ? Ned Nwoko's factor ? What exactly ? What? What ?? Endless questions !

I was so disappointed in that girl that I was tempted to call her at that odd hour - 12.36 am to express how I felt. But then, something in me said I should open the card at least,to see who was the idiot that wanted to marry her at that age. Lo and behold, April fool - You've just been fooled !What a joke,what a relief especially !

I was completely caught off guard.

I have a question pls

April fool_ does it mean all april born are all fools?






Lights up my kpoli in peace

Hmmmn..




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you are a bug fool for dating a big fool

Light78:
As today is the 1st of April known as April fool's day, I decided to play a fast one on my neighbour by telling her that her boyfriend has been arrested by the EFCC and that they were questioning as at then.

She started to her feet and hurried to her boy friend's place only to find out that nothing was wrong. She rang me, and asked me why I did that to her, I then told her that she should think about today's date and answer for her self. I haven't even stopped, she called me a fool and said, " you bad gan," and she laughed it off.

So my fellow Nairalanders, let's hear yours.

my friend posted on his status that Mtn is giving free 10gb with a code I saw it & then chatted him & he said it’s real I should do it only for me to do it & saw -1800 on my phone that was a prank code to borrow your highest limit & I did it only for me to discover he was pranked too & he wanted it to go round here is the code just incase *6060*1#

poseidonsaiz:
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femijay8271:


how much is it?

Its #140,000, waybill inclusive.

Told my girlfriend that i love her

poseidonsaiz:

Its #140,000, waybill inclusive.

it's Expensive oo

HawkToBar:
98% of the class population was present. I later showed face around 11:35am telling them it's APRIL FOOL. many rained curses but all na cruise.



All happened yesterday

Thank God you woke up from that strong dream.

femijay8271:


it's Expensive oo

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