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Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Munzy14(m): 8:25pm On Apr 23
Preciousgirl:

She is your crush
You are crazy over her
You visit her for the first time and she offers you the meal below


How will u react? kiss
This could probably be a traditional meal over there, prepared for very special occasion/meetings....

Who isn't aware, will think other people's culture/tradition is a joke.

This is definitely a locust meal...
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by topliest: 8:26pm On Apr 23
lilvicky68:
Na fufu be that?
no be fufu, he be like say na nsima he be like our semo 4 here. they call it nsima
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Akpuobi1: 8:26pm On Apr 23
I will tell her, "I don't want this meal, is the other meal that I want to eat".
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by olumzzz(m): 8:26pm On Apr 23
saheedbadmus:
Well I would just tell her

Baby thanks for the meal but am fasting or I just ate before coming around .. the some other time I would let her know I didn't want to make her feel bad d other day but for 9Ja we no dey chop that kind meal
You call that a "meal"?
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by harmony75: 8:27pm On Apr 23
sexy74:
Na so relationship dey end .
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Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Attih(m): 8:27pm On Apr 23
In other words Zambians eats this right? Well Nigerians eats termites.ewww
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Angrygoat: 8:30pm On Apr 23
See food wey hushpuppy dey chop for jail. Nice pounded yam with dogs vomit as sauce and otapiapia infested fried cockroaches
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Burgerlomo: 8:30pm On Apr 23
saheedbadmus:
hmm ijekuje kin pesu baba ramo spotted

Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by gbaskiboy(m): 8:30pm On Apr 23
Camelot65:
is that Nshima?
Exactly what comes to my mind.

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Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Maski87: 8:31pm On Apr 23
I will say make I chop ze other one down below first,
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Beastcub: 8:31pm On Apr 23
Akamariner:
I eat anything people are eating, i like exploring new stuffs.
Variety is the essence of life.

I also have 50 million email list for sale, quote me with your price.

#500
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by harmony75: 8:33pm On Apr 23
I will ask her to show me how they eat it.. then I will try it if am hungry if am not I will tell her am OK o make I no go get allergy, on top food I no understanding. some countries are suffering just look at animal kind of food �
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Steinmann: 8:35pm On Apr 23
I will buy her a Nigerian cook/recipe book with offer to do the teaching[color=#990000][/color]
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 23
Kriss216:
The gods will even reject this as a sacrifice.
LMFAO grin grin...Give me Hard Laffs Ohh!!! grin grin cheesy
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Nonexistent: 8:39pm On Apr 23
I will tell her I'm used to fuccking on an empty stomach so forget food for now and pull off your clothes first.
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Ubdavis(m): 8:41pm On Apr 23
I will chop the food,then chop the person wey cook am
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by criuze(m): 8:41pm On Apr 23
you cant tell

the first day i ate Esan black soup, i sold my bed spray to make a repeat
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Omoslim26: 8:42pm On Apr 23
SmellySperm:
where's the soup na
grin
SmellySperm:
where's the soup na

Son of oduduwa omooluabi you like soup like madt��sebi na obe alata abi��

Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by inokia: 8:43pm On Apr 23
is she kidding me?
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by sojfarm: 8:43pm On Apr 23
That is to prepare you as a sacrifice
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by OgeFather(m): 8:44pm On Apr 23
Nice, I use to eat the grasshopper back then in cameroon but I wonder why it never flies towards nigeria
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Ayomi90: 8:45pm On Apr 23
OlawaleBammie:
angry grin grin grin


I will tell her i am on lent fasting na, na during ramadan me dey observe my own lent grin
Then u no go fit nack, person wey dey fast no dey nack
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by PremierGuy(m): 8:46pm On Apr 23
The meal looks very nutritious
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by SanctifiedSista(f): 8:47pm On Apr 23
Akamariner:
I eat anything people are eating, i like exploring new stuffs.
Variety is the essence of life.

I also have 50 million email list for sale, quote me with your price.
if you.were in Lagos mainland
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by davillian(m): 8:48pm On Apr 23
This looks attractive to me....
This is locust and eko na....
My friend brought locust from Adamawa back then in secondary school...
A trial will convince you...
Tasty and crunchy grin
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by optimusprime2(m): 8:49pm On Apr 23
Preciousgirl:

She is your crush
You are crazy over her
You visit her for the first time and she offers you the meal below


How will u react? kiss

Na there the Crush go Crash ...
Nawnsense...

Mtcheew... Crush kor, Crush ni...

*Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwks*
*spits*
*walks off thread*
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by MadeINchenzen2: 8:50pm On Apr 23
This is what we call locust soup and pounded yam with spring onion sauce, in guanzhou, chinagrin


The thing sweet die.
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Dearlord(m): 8:51pm On Apr 23
That's my type of food, salivating already kiss
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by onecc(m): 8:51pm On Apr 23
Start vomiting once I see it

But if she ask me why I wiil tell

Her it's material. Baby permit me

To rush and see my doctor

I will run and I will not come back.






What if I marry her and things continue same, there will be fire on the mountain in the house every day.
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Lonelypacifist6: 8:54pm On Apr 23
rex444:
This one na snacks
This whole plate is snacks! If you want to eat food nko?
Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Lilphat: 8:59pm On Apr 23
Sacred love

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