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Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(m): 7:17pm On Apr 24, 2021
Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by incogni2o: 7:19pm On Apr 24, 2021
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin


Joker

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by devilmaycry: 7:20pm On Apr 24, 2021
u re not serious with ur life

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 24, 2021
devilmaycry:
u re not serious with ur life

Ah ah sad
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(m): 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2021
incogni2o:
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin


Joker

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by dnawah(m): 7:36pm On Apr 24, 2021
EFULEFU1:

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?
mammy water.
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Ekejoestar(m): 7:38pm On Apr 24, 2021
U are indeed an EFULEFU sombori

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 24, 2021
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YOU INTO MUSIC? CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Goldbw122(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2021
Woo I don't know what to say

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(m): 8:41pm On Apr 24, 2021
Goldbw122:
Woo I don't know what to say

U must say something �
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2021
Ghost don't live again.
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Silver247: 11:19pm On Apr 24, 2021
devilmaycry:
u re not serious with ur life


Like say you know the meaning of em moniker... You go know say not being serious with em life na understatement
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 11:50pm On Apr 24, 2021
lol Nairaland psychiatric patients don come plenty this days grin
please someone should tell me the meaning of op's name
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Vision101(m): 2:29am On Apr 25, 2021
@EFULEFU1

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?





Ntoor. She has initiated you. You are now a ghost.
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by rex444(m): 4:25am On Apr 25, 2021
You no like roasted fish? Atleast she no dey bother U with finance .... And yes your story Wu nu efule
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by habsydiamond(m): 4:56am On Apr 25, 2021
Congratulations op.... To confirm dail *303*56# u can run ur ghost test on phone or better still pour sand for her body... She fit be reincarnation property....

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by CheedyJ(m): 9:23am On Apr 25, 2021
Yeah, she’s a ghost and she’s stuck with you forever ... congrats man...
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by AvalonSpace(m): 9:43am On Apr 25, 2021
Number 4 is the last straw that broke the camel's back. Run, i repeat flee!
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Komolafe89: 11:23am On Apr 25, 2021
if you don't want to join ur ancestors soon, omo japa
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by LifeOfTrigga(m): 11:55am On Apr 25, 2021
EFULEFU1:

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?
uhmmm bro na water girl
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Angelacruz: 2:32pm On Apr 25, 2021
Gosh!
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Yungstallion: 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2021
EFULEFU1:

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?
grin grin grin
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by ghettochild(m): 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2021
EFULEFU1:

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?
Werey re ooo...u r dating a spirit
Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Valentinothomas: 9:17am On Feb 15, 2022
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