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Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(op): 7:17pm On Apr 24, 2021

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by incogni2o: 7:19pm On Apr 24, 2021

Joker

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by devilmaycry: 7:20pm On Apr 24, 2021

u re not serious with ur life

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(op): 7:26pm On Apr 24, 2021

devilmaycry:
u re not serious with ur life

Ah ah

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(op): 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2021

incogni2o:

Joker

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by dnawah(m): 7:36pm On Apr 24, 2021

EFULEFU1:
Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

mammy water.

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Ekejoestar(m): 7:38pm On Apr 24, 2021

U are indeed an EFULEFU sombori

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 24, 2021

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YOU INTO MUSIC? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Goldbw122(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2021

Woo I don't know what to say

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Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by EFULEFU1(op): 8:41pm On Apr 24, 2021

Goldbw122:
Woo I don't know what to say

U must say something �

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2021

Ghost don't live again.

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Silver247: 11:19pm On Apr 24, 2021

devilmaycry:
u re not serious with ur life

Like say you know the meaning of em moniker... You go know say not being serious with em life na understatement

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Nobody: 11:50pm On Apr 24, 2021

lol Nairaland psychiatric patients don come plenty this days grin

please someone should tell me the meaning of op's name

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Vision101(m): 2:29am On Apr 25, 2021

@EFULEFU1

Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

Ntoor. She has initiated you. You are now a ghost.

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by rex444(m): 4:25am On Apr 25, 2021

You no like roasted fish? Atleast she no dey bother U with finance .... And yes your story Wu nu efule

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by habsydiamond(m): 4:56am On Apr 25, 2021

Congratulations op.... To confirm dail *303*56# u can run ur ghost test on phone or better still pour sand for her body... She fit be reincarnation property....

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by CheedyJ(m): 9:23am On Apr 25, 2021

Yeah, she’s a ghost and she’s stuck with you forever ... congrats man...

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by AvalonSpace(m): 9:43am On Apr 25, 2021

Number 4 is the last straw that broke the camel's back. Run, i repeat flee!

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Komolafe89: 11:23am On Apr 25, 2021

if you don't want to join ur ancestors soon, omo japa

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by LifeOfTrigga(m): 11:55am On Apr 25, 2021

EFULEFU1:
Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

uhmmm bro na water girl

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Angelacruz: 2:32pm On Apr 25, 2021

Gosh!

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by Yungstallion: 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2021

EFULEFU1:
Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

Re: Am I Dating A Ghost.??help by ghettochild(m): 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2021

EFULEFU1:
Have been dating this lady for about two weeks now, however I have noticed a few strange things about her:

1. In the evening when she walks through light, u don't see her shadow. No shadow at all when my shadow will be bold on the wall

2. Nobody ever Calls her phone and she calls no one

3. She does all the spending and never takes a dime from me though she doesn't work

4. She is not ready to show me her house

5. When she farts it smells like roasted fish

Please, is she a ghost?

Werey re ooo...u r dating a spirit

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