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Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by player007(m): 6:04pm On Apr 25, 2011
I hv ds app on my pone cald THE LOVE CALCULATOR its soposd to tel u hw wel u nd ur lv or secrt crush go 2geda,i typd in my name nd becky's(we met online tru 2go) name nd it said
Charles & becky 4%
u might wnt 2 pt d brks on,cz u need sm fire 2 melt eachoda's hrt. I typd in a girl's name cald dove nd the calculator said
Charles nd dove 92% Amazing score! There z nthn 2 do wt u guys xpt njy ur relationshp 2 the full! Weeks la8r becky tld me over d pone while cryn dt it cnt wrk out btw us cz she stays in jos nd am in imo state,nd she needs 2 c me physicaly so as to trust nd undastand me.dip dwn in my hrt i lv becky 2 d xtnt dt i introducd her 2 my elder sis, thou we hvnt met 1 on 1.we only xchangd pix nd tlk ova d fone,sm weeks ago i cld her @ ny nd i said
me>becky bby gd mrng
she>mrng
me>hw ws ur day bby?
She >bby am fine
for sm minutes she kp quite nd i said
me>bby tk 2 me i knw u ar thinkn abt smthn,wt z it?
She>charles i cnt wa8 2 gt married 2 u,cz i knw u wil tk gd care of me.@first i actd lyk i dnt hear wt she said nd she said it again.
Me> hmmmmm becky bby u knw i will wt wt all my hrt.
Nw my qstn is shld i folw my hrt nd go nd c her in jos or i shld stay wt dove?
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by BABE3: 6:13pm On Apr 25, 2011
First of all I laugh in Tiv, Efik and Urobo!!---lmao

Your story is all over the place. And I've heard alot about 2go girls on the site. I'm not sure if it's the right place 2 go to find correct wife. Just saying undecided

The becky babe proposed to you ? mehn---

Anyways,  Doves are peaceful birds. cheesy wink But they eat too much, Anyhow sha, stay with Dove? undecided. That becky one seems to desperate!
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by MrCork17: 6:16pm On Apr 25, 2011
player_007. Bro, are you one of those area boys that sell charge cards? undecided (no oofeinse)
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 25, 2011
@ poster,
U cald someone in d "morning" and asked "how was your day?"
Dumb question!!
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by Isoke(f): 6:59pm On Apr 25, 2011
Hell no, that is ridiculous to go by something so random and insubstantial.
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by Spclst900: 8:19pm On Apr 25, 2011
love calculator ko, hate calculator ni.
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by HighChief4(m): 8:54pm On Apr 25, 2011
Remember that those Nothern fools are still killing Christians up there in North, before your love story will turn to another story
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by shotster50(m): 3:20am On Apr 26, 2011
player_007:

I hv ds app on my pone cald THE LOVE CALCULATOR its soposd to tel u hw wel u nd your lv or secrt crush go 2geda,i typd in my name nd becky's(we met online tru 2go) name nd it said
Charles & becky 4%
u might wnt 2 pt d brks on,cz u need sm fire 2 melt eachoda's hrt. I typd in a girl's name cald dove nd the calculator said
Charles nd dove 92% Amazing score! There z nthn 2 do wt u guys xpt njy your relationshp 2 the full! Weeks la8r becky tld me over d pone while cryn dt it cnt wrk out btw us cz she stays in jos nd am in imo state,nd she needs 2 c me physicaly so as to trust nd undastand me.dip dwn in my hrt i lv becky 2 d xtnt dt i introducd her 2 my elder sis, thou we hvnt met 1 on 1.we only xchangd pix nd tlk ova d fone,sm weeks ago i cld her @ ny nd i said
me>becky bby gd mrng
she>mrng
me>hw ws your day bby?
She >bby am fine
for sm minutes she kp quite nd i said
me>bby tk 2 me i knw u ar thinkn abt smthn,wt z it?
She>charles i cnt wa8 2 gt married 2 u,cz i knw u wil tk gd care of me.@first i actd lyk i dnt hear wt she said nd she said it again.
Me> hmmmmm becky bby u knw i will wt wt all my hrt.
Nw my qstn is shld i folw my hrt nd go nd c her in jos or i shld stay wt dove?


LWTMB A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by snthesis(m): 4:55am On Apr 26, 2011
@OP shocked
Do ΰ hv a brain
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by Dsense(m): 3:00pm On Apr 26, 2011
OP.
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by player007(m): 7:13pm On Apr 26, 2011
@snthesis yes am nt brainless nd y the dumb question?
@isoke thanks
@akyns na u get ur mouth u hear,olori nla!
@mr cook or na cock yes i de sell card wich ntwrk u wnt buy?weré ntwrk or olórí nla ntwrk?
@babe y do u hv 2 laugh in al dt lingo? Na militant?anyways thanks 4 ur advice.
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by r231(m): 7:14pm On Apr 26, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by deloon(m): 9:47pm On Apr 26, 2011
wtf!
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by Natasha2(f): 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2011
@op old stuff we always used it in class its rubbish i must tell you although it get some stuffs right anyway but that doesn't mean someone should believe that useless calculator I remember the guys in my class put my name with a guy i didn't like and bam the calculator gave us 99% and when they actually put my name with the guy I loved it was 35% lolz so you see that calculator is trash in as much as some times it gets the true fact about some peoples realationship but its still trash. I also had the application on my phone so later I had put the guys other name (the guy i liked) with mine and bam it was 99% lolz the foolish calculator please don't put the faith of your relationship in that calculator it will be so foolish of you to do so
Re: Do You Belive In The Acuracy Of A Love Calculator? by andy1(m): 11:24pm On Apr 26, 2011
player_007:

@snthesis yes am nt brainless nd y the dumb question?
@isoke thanks
@akyns na u get your mouth u hear,olori nla!
@mr cook or na cock yes i de sell card wich ntwrk u wnt buy?weré ntwrk or olórí nla ntwrk?
@babe y do u hv 2 laugh in al dt lingo? Na militant?anyways thanks 4 your advice.
lwkmd, u took ur time 2 bash all of dem, bt guy to say d truth ur acting kinda stupid. Saying u already love a gurl u dnt even knw. U even wana travel down to d north where also dem mad maluu herders are commiting all sorta attrocities, i ll jst advice u 2 stay put and continue ur present rltnshp, Cos dat calculator is total rubbish.

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