Looking at this situation objectively, Kano is about to become a theater of war between two or more different sets of virgin hunters.

For those of us lucky to be on the sidelines as spectators, the coming battle will provide thrills and excitement which must be applauded.

For the combatants, who are all united in their quest for 72 virgins on arrival in Paradise, there is truly nothing to fear in battle.

Virgin hunters who win the battle and are not killed, will still be jealous of their defeated adversaries who qualify for 72 virgins after death.

In summary, this is a win-win-win scenario about to unfold in the beautiful beer-bottle-smashing metropolis of Kano-by-th'Desert.

The spectators on the sidelines get to watch epic battles for supremacy, the winners get to smash more beer bottles, and the losers qualify immediately upon death during battle, for their promised allocations of 72 virgins each.

We no come get enough army again[color=#000000][/color]

Gandollar Gandollar. Why are you complaining na? Just take out some wads of dollars hidden in your babanriga and share to your brothers in the forest. Shikena! Stop being greedy, you ugly shithead...

The North is reaping what they sowed.

And this is just the beginning.

Any time you use sentiments, religious and tribal bigotry to win illiterates on your side, there's usually a dire consequence to it. Be it sharia, hijab slavery of women, muslim-muslim ticket in a pluralistic society, etc.

The SE made the same mistake, the large populace move in the same direction, even though it's smaller with lower illiterates.

The North will be so so hot in the next few months.

I pity Central states... From Niger to Kwara to FCT, Nassarawa, Benue, Plateau and Taraba states

Bolagie:
Evil people

........
The demons reside in their religion, called Islam.
Look a Muslim when saying ASTAGHFULAR, his or her face changes to sub-human!
Observe that closely anyrime you see one of them.

[Yeah, too bad they will be Male virgins, because in the Islamic heaven, males and females are separated by a gigantic niqab! ;Dquote author=Jakumo post=102344799]Looking at this situation objectively, Kano is about to be a theater of war between two or more different sets of virgin hunters.

For those of us lucky to be on the sidelines as spectators, the coming battle will provide thrills and excitement which must be applauded.

For the combatants, who are all united in their quest for 72 virgins on arrival in Paradise, there is truly nothing to fear in battle.

Virgin hunters who win the battle and are not killed, will still be jealous of their defeated adversaries who qualify for 72 virgins after death.

In summary, this is a win-win-win scenario about to unfold in the beautiful beer-bottle-smashing metropolis of Kano-by-th'Desert.

The spectators on the sidelines get to watch epic battles for supremacy, the winners get to smash more beer bottles, and the losers qualify immediately upon death during battle, for their promised allocations of 72 virgins each.[/quote]

Hahaha they don't need army they should negotiate with them as for ipob send the troops kill anyone in the east call them ipob

What’s dis one crying out for? Those guys are upstanding citizens of the UAR (United Aboki Republic). The army is busy with the real terrorists (unarmed civilians) in the Southeast that want to stop the flow of the National yams from the South feeding the northern elites.

Na IPOB cells in Kano forest ooo! Shebi any person they arrest anywhere now is an IPOB member?

Ah.. the snake that was being nurtured by the Northern elite is now threatening them. Of course Buhari won't send personnel there, lest they kill "innocent" Fulani. I said it before and I'll say it again, Buhari has much more affinity for Niger and Chad than with Nigeria. Have you looked at Daura on a map?

Gov Gandollar, how market? I have an idea... let's "discover" two or three IPOB cells in Kano forest... maybe that would convince Bubu to come to your rescue

Una never see the war wey una start

Lol, fooools...let them keep mobilizing troops down to the south while Bokoharam/Bandits overrun the North.... senseless people

Your hate for the East will be your doom

Your brother came to visit and you started shouting, what sort of iti behaviour is that... My friend go and embrace them warmly... Show them land where they can build and live happily with you guys.

They are answering the call of
thier 'Moses' ( Buhari ), who's life goal
is to give Nigeria as permanent homeland to the Fulani of Africa.

That is why they have been armed to
take over lands in North ( Katsina, Zamfara, Kaduna), Middle belt ( Southern Kad, Plateau, Benue, Taraba) Yoruba land ( Ekiti, Ondo, Oyo, Oshun), Igbo land( Ebonyi, Enugu ) and parts of Midwest.

Yet, our Senators are sleeping.

ogododo:


https://punchng.com/ganduje-seeks-armys-help-says-bandits-gathering-in-kano-forest/

. Hmmmm, I hope this is not true oh, the army that they said is training fulanis in Ondo? Or you are inviting them to the forest to help you train the bandits or possibly El Rufai have sent them to your state to balance your sending labour leaders to shut down his state according to him, everything is possible. Make I rest abeg.

The army can't do nothing!
They've been overstretched and nothing's going to stop Nigeria from crumbling unless the useless vegetable in aso-rock is been kicked out.
We are seriously on a long thing!

these guys aren't criminals


they're from Libya, sorry they're from Mali, sorry they're not the one killing people, sorry they're just herders



Fulani has right to live in kano forest, it's against Nigeria constitution to call for help from security because of the occupants of Fulani in kano forest



all these was said by elected idiot of multiethnic people, thunder will destroy the cabal because they're the one operating Buhari dead brain

Coldshisha:




Hell Rufai's boys are vexing

Presidency and Buhari would suddenly go deaf and dumb, they issue threats


.

FOOLISH TALK

The Army are finished. U guys sent them to fight war against civilians in Imo state.
Mumu country.
Na God go purnish una

Dude you have you run out of dollars?

wizzyrich:
This is one aspect Hisba would have made themselves useful, bandits can overrun Kano for all they care, destroying crates of beer is their only priority.

Dont mind them bunch of primitive idiots

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ogododo:


https://punchng.com/ganduje-seeks-armys-help-says-bandits-gathering-in-kano-forest/

Building houses n schools in the forest is something I can't understand

Why forest

Hospital fine not schools

Oga oo

Call Sheikh Gumi to go tell them you will giving them #500m they will stay back at least that will help for some time.

ogododo:


https://punchng.com/ganduje-seeks-armys-help-says-bandits-gathering-in-kano-forest/

Foolish governor... they ll kill you first, idiot...when they were burying the late chief of Army staff,u were at malami's sons wedding shining ur dirty teeth

Soon these guys will over run Kano like ocs,
I just they petty Kano people let them come out in mass and condemn this God forsaken habit buy they will not and now their number one chief security officer of the state is shivering.

Are Nigerian governors not capable to handle security challenges in their various states, why do they always come out to cry when ever their is a security threat

So what is really the job of a Governor?

What a JOKE! Are you not the same people helping and sponsoring the bandits? I hope they get to you and your family, you freaking BASTARDS!

owobokiri:
Nobody is talking about the over 60 igbo civilians killed by Buharis brothers in Benue 3 days ago anymore! This country has become so violated that after the killing of such amount of harmless civilians, nobody was arrested, nobody will be prosecuted and nobody is going to jail. According to the governor of Ebony state, children as young as two years old were raped!

The next day, rather than attack these killers, Buhari was busy threatening the East.. It should also be noted that after almost 6 solid years of wanton brutal killings, no record can show the arrests, detention, prosecution and jailing of any fuulani Herdsmen involved in these crimes! This has not happened anywhere else in the world! What's going on is nothing but State sponsored genocide against the Nigerian people, organized and supervised by the Evil in Aso rock..

Hmmm
With writers like this how will Nigeria win another civil war
Indeed 1967 is not 2021

Ganduje should relax now... Dem go give him his own share


But I pity one of my guy wey Dem Don give admission for BUK

owobokiri:
Nobody is talking about the over 60 igbo civilians killed by Buharis brothers in Benue 3 days ago anymore! This country has become so violated that after the killing of such amount of harmless civilians, nobody was arrested, nobody will be prosecuted and nobody is going to jail. According to the governor of Ebony state, children as young as two years old were raped!

The next day, rather than attack these killers, Buhari was busy threatening the East.. It should also be noted that after almost 6 solid years of wanton brutal killings, no record can show the arrests, detention, prosecution and jailing of any fuulani Herdsmen involved in these crimes! This has not happened anywhere else in the world! What's going on in this country is nothing but State sponsored genocide against the Nigerian people, organized and supervised by the Evil in Aso rock..

complicit in this outrage is the Lagos/ibadan based press, they have conspired to give fulanis free reign to perpetrate their atrocities, The church must also take part of the blames as well.

The useless army will not ransack the evil forest but will be terrorizing the southerners. It is time for the northerners to face and dance to the ugly side of the music.
Wetin be my own for them problem for them bad bloods. (frenimies - 2baba)

The media is really working overtime to set this country ablaze.

See the headline..see the story!
Nonsense!

Sensational news obviously pays them more than anything else. Trying really hard to drive traffic to their website.
Sorry ass journalists. Unpatriotic mofos!