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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Okhuadams: 10:54am On Jun 11
With just my small catapult he goes down

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samsard(m): 10:54am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


With all the flaws pastors have I'd never take a cultist over any pastor.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by naifykendo: 10:55am On Jun 11
[quote author=SporaD8 post=102601221]Aroye ni 'se ibaka,
Igbe kike ni 'se eiye
Abeg no take me serious, the above is a popular Yoruba song.
You mean am??
Na their OT too oo
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by nellyelitz(m): 10:55am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
Typical of a fraudulent pastor. Cant stand criticism like Christ our saviour
you did not criticize him0 you were just being plain
stup!D by leaving the post and displaying ur stup!d!ty openly.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by backbone503(m): 10:56am On Jun 11
Ma'e still dey fly. Dem go pluck him wings soon. If flag been pay dem for gree you blend?

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Abalado(f): 10:57am On Jun 11
Then go use caterput kill bird...if u knw u knw be that....Egede ,may u live for ever

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Kaeboy(m): 10:58am On Jun 11
Your cousin is a walking dead......

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Akada1(m): 10:58am On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

You no dey mind your business ,leave am make him leave him life na
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by naifykendo: 10:58am On Jun 11
Draslo:
Report him to his parents via unknown caller. It's better they know what kind of trouble to expect.

Na to leave am alone
There's no going back...
This thing na very dangerous decision..and he has chosen his path.
If you change environment sef, you go still meet your people for yonder
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 10:59am On Jun 11
Good, your cousin is a human Bird that uses his 99 intelligent and 1 ruggedity, he is not a cultist but he belong to NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF AIRLORDS, he's a social cultural practitioner, unlike some cult members that belong to Axe, Bukker, Pirate, Vikings etc. Long life AE1963...
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Squeakyshinobi(m): 11:00am On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.
Tell am make e nor worry, say 7 go clip him wings

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by joyandfaith: 11:00am On Jun 11
Mrjonah:


You're nothing but onuku.... Ewu ofia undecided undecided

Jesus said those who live by the swords die by swords.
Violence is not good.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by cloud(m): 11:00am On Jun 11
Bigseven:
Sorry dear he's a #fineboy already. His caprison has confirmed it, use your akaounochi, 99
grow up and make money
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Fedrick100(m): 11:00am On Jun 11
samuelevans:
Good, your cousin is a human Bird that uses his 99 intelligent and 1 ruggedity, he is not a cultist but he belong to NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF AIRLORDS, he's a social cultural practitioner, unlike some cult members that belong to Axe, Bukker, Pirate, Vikings etc. Long life AE1963...

But people are saying he’s in Eiye which one is Airlord again
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 11:01am On Jun 11
Abalado:
Then go use caterput kill bird...if u knw u knw be that....Egede ,may u live for ever
Mumu comment, weytin u know say them dey call Egede?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by WowSweetGuy(m): 11:01am On Jun 11
You and your cousin must be afonja. We don't have that alaye birds in the east

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by cloud(m): 11:03am On Jun 11
Abalado:
Then go use caterput kill bird...if u knw u knw be that....Egede ,may u live for ever
another male using female moniker probably to scam unsuspecting nairaland boys on heat

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 11:04am On Jun 11
Fedrick100:


But people are saying he’s in Eiye which one is Airlord again

They may be right too, but in conclusion it's not a cultist.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 11:05am On Jun 11
cloud:
another male using female moniker probably to scam unsuspecting nairaland boys on heat
You are right, u get his scope
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by mbak(m): 11:05am On Jun 11
Enter OP’s profile, most of her post reveals who she is.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 11:06am On Jun 11
Squeakyshinobi:

Tell am make e nor worry, say 7 go clip him wings
Fem
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by thundafire: 11:11am On Jun 11
Maks27:

He is a cultist
Eiye confratanity in particular
na dem be abi?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by iampeterben(m): 11:11am On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.
It's not too late for your cousin to return to Christ, with what have read here is either your cousin is a cultist or he is just trying to fake it. He can still be brought back never to late to give up on him. The Lord be with you.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by thundafire: 11:12am On Jun 11
NawtyC001:




That's Eiye confraternity.

Aka Habankraya!


Flying coordinator kor, swimming Director ni!
him go die like chicken
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Divoc19(f): 11:12am On Jun 11
Is that how cultist are being dropped?

Once you become a cultist you'll just be dropped? I heard most of our politicians are retired varsity cultist.

Mangekyo:
Your cousin is a cultish. It seems he doesn't value his life also. Imagine posting something like that on your status, when you knw even rivals who hate him would see it. He's a dead man walking.
Anyway, he's your relative, so I advice you let his parents knw. U can buy a new sim and use it to let his parents knw. Tell them that their son is a cultist, and could be dropped anytime any day. Then leave the rest to them. Na dem knw wetin dem Wan do

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by SocialJustice: 11:12am On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.
No mind your business, Sharon Holmes.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by thundafire: 11:13am On Jun 11
rex444:
Maybe him dey work for airport I see flying there
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin real Airport staff

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by thundafire: 11:15am On Jun 11
Onlykwaffy:
He is a Kegite
shut up
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by ABANGWABOI(m): 11:17am On Jun 11
Lol...
Your stupid cousin abi na Boyfriend..
Na Mumu Cult boy.. RRS or fellow Cult fools go use the bastard for shooting practice or count scores..
Rip to him in advance.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by ABANGWABOI(m): 11:18am On Jun 11
Lol...
Your stupid cousin abi na Boyfriend..
Na Mumu Cult boy.. RRS or fellow Cult fools go use the bastard for shooting practice or count scores..
Rip to him in advance.
Clowns..
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Ugandatales: 11:18am On Jun 11
Tboyfrosh123:
your cousin go soon die go dey fry akara down make we chop grin

Hahaha! This isn't a funny matter but this your comment made me laugh grin

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