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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Bigseven(m): 7:52am On Jun 11
SportsHD:

Fineboys na alora naw. Or am I missing something? The cousins kappings na eiye men dem kappings.
abi o. Anyway make she know say her cousine de go shurch. You sef, which shurch u de go?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Zenithh: 8:09am On Jun 11
so many existing and potential cultists on this thread.

Africa is irredeemable

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by okpanachil: 8:27am On Jun 11
God make you human being you said you will prefer to be called a bird.okay oooo

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by lifenija: 10:42am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


mumu

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Nuelito: 10:42am On Jun 11
Local man is just speechless on top dx matter
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Onlykwaffy(m): 10:42am On Jun 11
He is a Kegite
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Kylekent59: 10:43am On Jun 11
Nairaland is back.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by WHOYOUUU: 10:44am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.



Mumu must u comment

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by ohosi4real(m): 10:44am On Jun 11
I hope ur cousin no b edo man. Lol. Is normal but lord pass dem

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by November24(f): 10:44am On Jun 11
Him new join,e dey shark am.
Ayes go soon drop am

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Antoeni(m): 10:45am On Jun 11
I Think he is Gay , And he Celebrating one his Homosexual Partners.
Lol

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by LatentEnergy007: 10:45am On Jun 11
U no just get sense this pikin

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by OvaSabi1(f): 10:45am On Jun 11
You made it to FP.
If that his status update was seen by his friends, at least one of them would read this on nairaland. They will send a screenshot to him and he may be smart enough to know which cousin is posting this from your previous posts and comments/replies, through clicking on your moniker.
If you report to anyone he will know it's you. Just be careful because these things are not difficult to decode.

For example:
It took me just 3 minutes to know you once lived in Ibadan, Ilesha. Your name might be Fola something. I know where your sister schooled. My dear sister, try to dey mind your business.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Jh0wsef(m): 10:45am On Jun 11
Lol

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Owaincouncil: 10:45am On Jun 11
The cultists on this platform will answer you appropriately. Just continue reading the comments.
I'm also here to read comments

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by VillagePipu: 10:46am On Jun 11
It is rainy season, coffin dey cheap cos people no dey too do burial. Better go and buy casket down for your cousin, una go need am.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Jamesz12: 10:46am On Jun 11
Na Bird him be, confam Omo boy ( EIYE)

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Cnach: 10:46am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


Yes nah
U no hear say birds of a feather moves alike?

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by ShedrachU(m): 10:48am On Jun 11
He is a 'fine' cultist.

Option: Send him away.
If they track am, e family head go follow!

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by FarahAideed: 10:49am On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

Your cuz na Eiye man but wetin even concern you with him what's app status

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by naifykendo: 10:49am On Jun 11
Baba your cousin na Airlord

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Mrjonah(m): 10:50am On Jun 11
joyandfaith:


Cousin or boyfriend?
He would soon die. He is a good candidate for ESN job. Those who live by swords die by swords.

You're nothing but onuku.... Ewu ofia undecided undecided

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Mangekyo: 10:51am On Jun 11
Your cousin is a cultish. It seems he doesn't value his life also. Imagine posting something like that on your status, when you knw even rivals who hate him would see it. He's a dead man walking.
Anyway, he's your relative, so I advice you let his parents knw. U can buy a new sim and use it to let his parents knw. Tell them that their son is a cultist, and could be dropped anytime any day. Then leave the rest to them. Na dem knw wetin dem Wan do

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Abagworo(m): 10:51am On Jun 11
No be Eiye?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by samuelevans(m): 10:52am On Jun 11
Good, your cousin is a human Bird that uses his 99 intelligent and 1 ruggedity, he is not a cultist but he belong to NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF AIRLORDS, it's a social cultural practitioner, unlike some cult members that belong to Axe, Bukker, Pirate, Vikings etc. Long life AE1963

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by PGKing1(m): 10:53am On Jun 11
Ask am na, you dey fear? Amebo...

Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Tribalism123(m): 10:53am On Jun 11
Ode
How did u discern that his status could mean negative thing?

U are then cultist here.

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by ogbologbo1000(m): 10:53am On Jun 11
You reading a Birdman's status

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Worksunlimited: 10:53am On Jun 11
Bigseven:
Sorry dear he's a #fineboy already. His caprison has confirmed it, use your akaounochi, 99

That's not a buccaneer slang, so why call him a fine boy?

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