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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by 1Dray(m): 11:18am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.



Who ask you?

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Wittyduchess: 11:18am On Jun 11
Confra people many for this forum o shocked shocked

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Olajah81: 11:19am On Jun 11
Bigseven:
Sorry dear he's a #fineboy already. His caprison has confirmed it, use your akaounochi, 99

U re mouthed
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Tani91: 11:27am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


100%
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Skymason20(m): 11:27am On Jun 11
Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist Birds has no cooking pot but eat the best pepper soup ... Guy man ur brother nah BOARD MAN
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Stevyne: 11:28am On Jun 11
See as cultists full thread. grin
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by illicit(m): 11:30am On Jun 11
Cultists will soon invade this thread


This I have seen
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Silentgroper(m): 11:32am On Jun 11
Kylekent59:
Nairaland is back.
Abi! .. E almost choke me. I bin don run go sharp sharp.
For a sec, i thought d government has included nairaland on their suspension list.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by SportsHD: 11:42am On Jun 11
Bigseven:
abi o. Anyway make she know say her cousine de go shurch. You sef, which shurch u de go?
Odin church
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Silentgroper(m): 11:45am On Jun 11
OvaSabi1:
You made it to FP.
If that his status update was seen by his friends, at least one of them would read this on nairaland. They will send a screenshot to him and he may be smart enough to know which cousin is posting this from your previous posts and comments/replies, through clicking on your moniker.
If you report to anyone he will know it's you. Just be careful because these things are not difficult to decode.

For example:
It took me just 3 minutes to know you once lived in Ibadan, Ilesha. Your name might be Fola something. I know where your sister schooled. My dear sister, try to dey mind your business.
Dafuq tongue

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Bigseven(m): 11:48am On Jun 11
Worksunlimited:


That's not a buccaneer slang, so why call him a fine boy?
so must you show ur sef?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by RSVP: 11:49am On Jun 11
ShedrachU:
He is a 'fine' cultist.

Option: Send him away.
If they track am, e family head go follow!

I hope you know there are special treats for parodies.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Bigseven(m): 11:49am On Jun 11
cloud:
grow up and make money
gee calm down
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Rushna27(f): 11:51am On Jun 11
na dem dem oooo..... Just be careful around him
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Bigseven(m): 11:51am On Jun 11
Olajah81:

U re mouthed
so? Free yourself nigga
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Ugandatales: 11:52am On Jun 11
Silentgroper:
Dafuq tongue

I fear that guy o. His name fits him well.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Bigseven(m): 11:54am On Jun 11
SportsHD:
Odin church
free yourself nigga
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by pretydiva(f): 11:56am On Jun 11
OvaSabi1:
You made it to FP.
If that his status update was seen by his friends, at least one of them would read this on nairaland. They will send a screenshot to him and he may be smart enough to know which cousin is posting this from your previous posts and comments/replies, through clicking on your moniker.
If you report to anyone he will know it's you. Just be careful because these things are not difficult to decode.

For example:
It took me just 3 minutes to know you once lived in Ibadan, Ilesha. Your name might be Fola something. I know where your sister schooled. My dear sister, try to dey mind your business.
How did you know who all this?

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by zedman1(m): 11:59am On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


Though true, I'll hate to live with a pastor for some personal reasons, there's only one reason I'll make this kind of statement - when I'm high. Cultist? Bro, are you high?.
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by yusluvad(m): 12:01pm On Jun 11
Him go fly away soon...
King3urna:




Him Na bird

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by dennisworld1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 11
U better go join Egede
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jun 11
OvaSabi1:
You made it to FP.
If that his status update was seen by his friends, at least one of them would read this on nairaland. They will send a screenshot to him and he may be smart enough to know which cousin is posting this from your previous posts and comments/replies, through clicking on your moniker.
If you report to anyone he will know it's you. Just be careful because these things are not difficult to decode.

For example:
It took me just 3 minutes to know you once lived in Ibadan, Ilesha. Your name might be Fola something. I know where your sister schooled. My dear sister, try to dey mind your business.

How you take know all these about him?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Princeton92(m): 12:05pm On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

I'm sorry but this sounds so funny, stay away from them sha
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by TemmyDayo50: 12:05pm On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.



You no get sense 1 bit... E dey do me like to konk you for head.. undecided

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 11
pretydiva:

How did you know who all this?

I guess she is right with the info
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Energy24: 12:09pm On Jun 11
Abeg call us for the funeral make we com shopp rice and akara.. cool
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by airsaylongcome: 12:10pm On Jun 11
Onyenna:


Flying like a bird..... lol.....

U come put bird wey be blue. Your symbology so on point

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by SportsHD: 12:11pm On Jun 11
Bigseven:
free yourself nigga
Why?
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by DWJOBScom(m): 12:12pm On Jun 11
Ebenezer2021:
shut up

We can't hear you from the back and it's not fair on us.

We said if what we heard you say is 'SHUTUP'

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by SachaBastien(m): 12:15pm On Jun 11
pretydiva:

How did you know who all this?
He simply checked her profile. She opened a thread seeking a teaching job in ilesa and also one where she mentioned her sister had an OND from Ede Polytechnic. What you post could be used to profile you.
Why is this thread infested with stinking cultists?

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Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by chronique(m): 12:17pm On Jun 11
CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

Your cousin is a bird that flies. grin
Re: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by Cashio(m): 12:20pm On Jun 11
Noshitboi:
I'll rather live with a street cultist than a pastor.


anyday

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