It was early morning of October 1st 2006 , President Obasanjo was scheduled to commission the Ultra modern fast tube rail line linking the east to the west and north. The start of point was the newly reherbilitated and refurbished Aba Train station.after commisioning the train station Four eminent personalities , Obasanjo (the President), Orji Uzor kalu (the state Governor),Transport minister (Mrs Kemma Chikwe) and former Miss world Agbani Darego were to take a test drive in the new train from Aba Station to the station in Owerri.

All four seated as the train turboed through the lines into a tunnel, the darkness evolved as they pass through the tunnel. All of a sudden ,they all heard the sound of a kiss which was subsequently followed by a thunderous slap, when the train came back to limelite, the four of them were surprised at what just happened. OBJ's left cheek was red hot, as the silence ensured, they all thought:

Kema Chikwe: Oh Foolish old man, He must have tried kissing Agbani and the girl must have given him the dirty slap. serves him right!

OBJ: Orji Uzor Kalu must have done the kissing and the girl (Agbani) thought it was me, the girl sef no dey get respect for elders ooooooooo!

Agbani Darego: This old man must be so stupid to have kissed his minister even in a train,The slap serves him right, but this woman (Chikwe) definitely has her job on the line for that!

Orji Uzor Kalu: How I wish this train would pass through another tunnel so i would make another kiss sound and subsequently give the Old fool another dirty slap!

Good one, keep them coming.

funny had 2 read it d 2nd tym b4 getting d gist. wish it nt a joke, serve d old fool rite

cool.nice joke.