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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 3:39am On Jul 08
prettysassygirl

A cheat would always remain a cheat. If you like be a 100% wife material,a leopard can't change its stripes.


@me
This is you ladies favorite line "a cheat will always be a cheat". No effort to win us over. No effort to find out what is chasing us out.

And the likes of Chidinma are willing.
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 3:41am On Jul 08
@LadyRosa


You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!



@me
She is a correct wife material
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 3:42am On Jul 08
@LadyRosa


You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!



@me
She is a correct wife material grin
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 3:49am On Jul 08
@Danyyyyyyyyyyy

Referring to women as holes is very disrespectful , to your mother , wife , daughter or female friends.


@me
Hunters everywhere. Men no good. Men no good. Them dey rush us.
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 3:59am On Jul 08
They rang the bell and I can see that they have all gathered. The attack team of female crew.

Love us or hate us it will not remove us from our position. After attacking us you will still come to us. It's a man's world. There is nothing like the future is female.

I can't be bending down and be urinating.
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Hathor5(f): 5:41am On Jul 08
ImaIma1:



cheesy

Sarcasm

This is such a wonderful piece of advice. cheesy
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by greenie77: 5:52am On Jul 08
Vision101:
prettysassygirl

A cheat would always remain a cheat. If you like be a 100% wife material,a leopard can't change its stripes.


@me
This is you ladies favorite line "a cheat will always be a cheat". No effort to win us over. No effort to find out what is chasing us out.

And the likes of Chidinma are willing.

Win you over with your favourite line "men are polygamous"? You that is supposed to be head of your family, is blaming someone you supposedly lead for steering you to the wrong direction? Why not be man enough to marry the likes of Chidinma rather than having her as a side chick, go to her family and pay her bride price abi na only sex she is good for?

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by greenie77: 5:59am On Jul 08
Vision101:
They rang the bell and I can see that they have all gathered. The attack team of female crew.

Love us or hate us it will not remove us from our position. After attacking us you will still come to us. It's a man's world. There is nothing like the future is female.

I can't be bending down and be urinating.

What is demeaning about bending down to urinate? Abi you are smarter than God who also created the female body or is your mother, sister not bending down to urinate? You can also come up with menstrual flow but know without that menstrual flow you wouldn't have been born nor will you be a father or uncle.

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by LadyRosa(f): 6:20am On Jul 08
Vision101:
@LadyRosa


You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!



@me
She is a correct wife material grin

Abi o

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by IyaTola: 7:37am On Jul 08
shocked
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by greenie77: 7:54am On Jul 08
IyaTola:
shocked

Why are you surprised?
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Klass99(f): 8:49am On Jul 08
Hathor5:


Have you not read the entire OP?

The side chick was welcomed into the family because she told the wife how to satisfy hubby and then got extra money for telling the wife how hubby told her that she smells. grin

You need to graduate from side chick to in-law by insulting the wife first.

Mad is an understatement.

Whoever the person behind OP is needs a mental evaluation.

I wonder what they would say if the side chick insulted their mama in this manner. undecided

angry You're just determined to undermine and derail this master piece thread, wannabe feminist like you cheesy

You should be taking notes and highlighting the sound-bites.


cococandy:
Another day coddling and protecting the HEAD of the family. The supposed logical leader and protector. Who can’t think for himself.

You forgot to add logical, I've fixed it.

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Hathor5(f): 9:31am On Jul 08
Klass99:


angry You're just determined to undermine and derail this master piece thread, bitter wannabe feminist like you cheesy

You should be taking notes and highlighting the sound-bites.




You forgot to add logical, I've fixed it.


Fixed. tongue

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by crackhaus: 9:41am On Jul 08
Rozcol:
hahaha hope you didn't dream about me biting you. All those stress just to keep husband? a man that loves you will never do things that will hurt you, that's my belief.
You're talking from the perspective of a wife when you should be talking from the perspective of a side-chick...
Who dash you husband? grin

I know it's not good for business whenever wives are being tutored on how to save us from your kind.

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Klass99(f): 9:45am On Jul 08
Hathor5:


Fixed. tongue

You guys are just cracking me up on this thread. grin

Abeg duty calls enjoy your day.

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 08
crackhaus:

You're talking from the perspective of a wife when you should be talking from the perspective of a side-chick...
Who dash you husband? grin

I know it's not good for business whenever wives are being tutored on how to save us from your kind.
For this comment of yours ehn you shall not be saved

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Hathor5(f): 9:47am On Jul 08
Klass99:


You guys are just cracking me up on this thread. grin

Abeg duty calls enjoy your day.

You too dear, have a wonderful day!

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 08
crackhaus:

You're talking from the perspective of a wife when you should be talking from the perspective of a side-chick...
Who dash you husband? grin

I know it's not good for business whenever wives are being tutored on how to save us from your kind.
whoever that share's this your comment should come out boldly, no need to hide

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by crackhaus: 10:02am On Jul 08
Rozcol:
For this comment of yours ehn you shall not be saved
If only man Rose were to be God... grin

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by crackhaus: 10:03am On Jul 08
Rozcol:
whoever that share's this your comment should come out boldly, no need to hide
You probably shared it yourself and just want be naughty.
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 10:05am On Jul 08
crackhaus:
You probably shared it yourself and just want be naughty.
I didn't, true
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 10:08am On Jul 08
crackhaus:

If only man Rose were to be God... grin
Your strength no strong enough to resist,e dy show for your body.
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by crackhaus: 10:10am On Jul 08
Rozcol:
Your strength no strong enough to resist,e dy show for your body.
To resist what? Stretch marks, fat deposit, and cellulite?
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Tadeknkeepcalm: 10:16am On Jul 08
LilMissFavvy:
The late man Ataga was dumped by his wife, and he died a shameful death, who lose? Tell me who losed? Ataga is the one who losed, the shame follows him everlastingly to his grave. I rather chose my peace of mind/my children and to hell with a cheating husband. This write up can only work for lazy women who can't work to earn a living. Rather than use the man's shameful death to advice men, the stupiddd writer is pointing at women, is the man not supposed to honour his marital vows? We are waiting to see his widow in a flashy wedding to a new man soonest tongue
The past tense of lose is lost.

You're right though

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Regex: 10:18am On Jul 08
Rozcol:
whoever that share's this your comment should come out boldly, no need to hide

Hi
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by LilMissFavvy(f): 10:35am On Jul 08
Yeah......I had suspected the spelling wasn't correct, typed it in a haste, thanks for the correction.
Tadeknkeepcalm:

The past tense of lose is lost.

You're right though
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by wonyi: 4:42pm On Jul 08
IyaTola:
How To Save Your Husband From Next Chidinma.

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for sex as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_

Naked Facts:

Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage and save every man from Chidinma.

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

Ok

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Hathor5(f): 5:04pm On Jul 08
wonyi:


Ok

You needed to quote all of it to type 'ok'? undecided
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by wonyi: 5:12pm On Jul 08
Hathor5:


You needed to quote all of it to type 'ok'? undecided


Ok
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Vision101(m): 7:22pm On Jul 08
@greenie77

What is demeaning about bending down to urinate? Abi you are smarter than God who also created the female body or is your mother, sister not bending down to urinate? You can also come up with menstrual flow but know without that menstrual flow you wouldn't have been born nor will you be a father or uncle.


@me
God created them both. One to stand up and urinate and the other to bend down and urinate. The one that bends down makes obeisance to the one that stands. This is divine order.

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Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 2:30am On Jul 09
crackhaus:

To resist what? Stretch marks, fat deposit, and cellulite?
Where you see all that one? you no serious ooo
Re: Hiw To Save Your Husband From The Next Chidinma by Nobody: 3:56am On Jul 09
Regex:

Hi
So you are the one, ain't you scared of me

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