Drop ur 'WH' jokes here:
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones. [color=#000099][/color]

What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.

what do you call a poster who posts rubbish? A nincompoop! Better send this to sexuality section

Owner: this house is a ruin. What do you think stops it from falling down?
Surveyor: I think the woodworm are holding hand.

@ bin gbagbo, what concern sexuality concern my thread. You don comot ur glasses?

why did i take my cup to the top of the mountain
cos i was using PEAK milk

An Igbo reporter was captured by some Hausa cannibals in the jungle and taken back to the camp where he was prepared for the chief's supper. "what do you do in Kano?" asked the cook as he was about to light the fire. "I was an editor," replied the journalist. "You'll soon be editor-in-chief" said the cook.

What has four wheels aπϑ flies? A: a garbage truck

The new office boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"what do you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said, 'Is that you, you old fool?'"

One day, Linda, Femi's girlfriend wrote to him to say their friendship was off and could she have her photograph back? Femi sent her a pile of pictures of different girls with the message, "I can't remember what you look like. Could you please take out your photo and return the rest."

@Sogy: Wicked!

Wat do u call the biggest ant that walks on four legs?
Elephant

Wat do u call a painter dat do not paint literaLly?
Carpenter

Wats d name of the ant who helps in the office?office assistant

Which table can b used for food?vegetable

Wat 2 things are always located in the east in a womans body?her breast

Which key is too big to go through the key hole or can't open the door?a donkey

Wats d name of the ant who dresses gorgeously to ur party?Extravagant

Which oil can't b used to cook?Soil

Why is Nigeria d best country in d world? Becos corruption is legalised

The new office boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"what do you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said, 'Is that you, you old fool?'"

that is the BOMMMMMB. 5 GBOSA 4 THIS JOKE