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How To Marry A Pastor's Daughter by Leritude: 8:05am On Jul 21, 2021
Pastor’s daughters are some of the most beautiful women in the world. Their beauty is so captivating and would make a man want to sin. However, because of the high standards expected of them, they are out of bounds but this only increases their appeal and desirability. Marrying a pastor’s daughter will give you peace of mind and offer you spiritual coverage as her husband. She will raise your kids with the fear of the lord.

If you want to marry a pastor’s daughter, you need to attract their attention first of all. You have to be Spiritual as these fine ladies are not attracted to carnal men. But we all know that you are a carnal man who cannot even quote one verse of the Bible and the last time you prayed was five years ago. Don’t despair, you can become spiritual in a few steps.

Start by attending church regularly. It will pay you off if you attend the same church she goes to or the one that her father is pastoring. Become an active member and join all the service units in the church. Become an overactive church worker and showcase yourself all the time. Always ensure that you are the first person to give testimony in each service and let your testimony be so elaborate and loud that people will doubt the veracity of the testimony. Remember the more outrageous or ridiculous the testimony, the more you gain her attention.

Ensure that when worship songs are being sung, you go down on your knees, close your eyes and stretch your arms and shed tears as you worship. This will make her notice you and give a very positive impression of your devotion to God.

To marry a pastor’s daughter, be the first person to be in church on service days. Make sure that you go at least 20 minutes before the service starts. This is good positioning and will give you ample time to chat with the pastor’s daughter when she comes with her family.

To marry a pastor’s daughter, you must speak Christianese: your vocabulary must consist of words and phrases from the Bible. The analogies and examples you give must be from Christian characters and scenarios. You must punctuate your conversations with phrases like, “by God’s grace”, “God willing”, “God bless you”, “Hallelujah”, “It is well”, etc. How can you want to marry a pastor’s daughter when you listen to secular music and watch secular movies? Do you want to go to hellfire? You must only listen to gospel music and dance to “You are alpha and omega” on Friday nights.

If you want to marry a pastor’s daughter, you must give her father pastoral offerings. Do this three times in a month, package some mint notes in a white envelope and hand it over to him as your seed. If you don’t have the money, borrow from someone, you are on a serious business! This immediately creates a positive feeling about you in his mind. At home, he will talk about you to his wife and children and if you do it frequently, the pastor will start talking about how a godly and responsible man like you should be the one to marry his daughter. He will ask her if she knows brother, Nicodemus. From that day, she will start looking out for you. Start printing the wedding invitation card!

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Re: How To Marry A Pastor's Daughter by oranget(m): 8:34am On Jul 21, 2021
All this just to marry a pastor's daughter? So after getting the girl, what do you do? Go back to your carnality or continue with the fake life and continue giving fake testimonies?

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Re: How To Marry A Pastor's Daughter by donbachi(m): 8:55am On Jul 21, 2021
Are the pastors daughters more precious in the eyes of GOD than others?
Op,oya tell us the psalms to read,to win their hearts,special books to read and prayer points.
Re: How To Marry A Pastor's Daughter by Patrioticbreed9(m): 8:59am On Jul 21, 2021
All this just to marry a pastor daughter?
Will the pastor gift away his daughter to a jew?

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