E=EPILLEPTIC

L=LUNATIC

E=EFULEFU

M=MAD

E=ERR

N=NON GRATTA

T=TOAD

G=GOAT!

kai gba gbooooo , shey na my sherikoko u dey curse so
oya who is bin gbagbo evry 1 , follow let go wa gba


B- Brain dead

I-Intoxicated antelope

N-Namibia Gorilla

G -Growing fungus

B-Belarus commericial waste

A- Anuss

G-Gonorrhea

B-Boring Metusela

and grand finale

O-Obese amphibian


no offence na ryhme we dey rhyme o busta rhymesss . its jokes section bebe welcome

**grabs a front row seat 'n some popcorn to enjoy the enusing fight. . . **

& I say. . . let the action commence!!

fight! Fight!! FIGHT!!!

Preposterous!!!
*spies Efe sittin by herself, hurries to her “hey Efe,ur face scarce gan oh.btw,who do u tink wil win?“*

efe u no say dat goat no get badosky liver na

yinkalink:

Preposterous!!!
*spies Efe sittin by herself, hurries to her “hey Efe,your face scarce gan oh.btw,who do u tink wil win?“*

**turns round in surprise at hearing Yinka's voice. . .**

Ma sista!!

<Efe gives her a big-big bear hug!>

My dear, good to see you jor - and yeah, been really busy of late

how've you been girl??

and yeah, my bet on madam ID now - trust her razor sharp tongue

I see say mr bin - gbabo don run for re-enforcements??

Idowuogbo:

efe u no say dat goat no get badosky liver na

I trust you jare - abeg but make you dish am out in small doses for the guy now

you know say na newbie - never break im bones (yet)

O boi Lauren gbagbo don leave Ivory coast come find I.d trouble.

*draws gbagbo close, you see dat lady ehn; the one with the big bakassi. Na Badosky snr be her name, na she be area mother for here. She don tey for garage, na spa I talk o, if she hear garage for your mouth ehn she go give the meaning of your surname.*

^^Lol!!

Moi is seriously lurving dis!!

never argue with fools, people may not know the difference, fork u aaallllllllllll
i am the donnnnn!

efe who? a beg commot, u stink!

^^the only thingy that stinks around here. . .

is your unshaven armpit - ratass Arrow!

to crack jokes nor be by force - now, if u can't handle it

go fry sand chop!!! bloody clown

Oboi,e b lyk say dis thread go make sense . ,

lol.

bin gbagbo:

efe who? a beg commot, u stink!

Okay now, that's a no go area my man. Abi you wan part two of the meaning of your name??

The moral of the story is next time you want to give meaning to somebody's name, check who their relations are.

BTW men don't cry like babies, everything here is a joke even if I call you block head all na joke

Hamid O:

O boi Lauren gbagbo don leave Ivory coast come find I.d trouble.

*draws gbagbo close, you see dat lady ehn; the one with the big bakassi. Na Badosky snr be her name, na she be area mother for here. She don tey for garage, na spa I talk o, if she hear garage for your mouth ehn she go give the meaning of your surname.*

kasa final ,  u don mara finish , na me u narate so , anyways comin bck to u d aborted rabbit has returned  

Efemena_xy:

**turns round in surprise at hearing Yinka's voice. . .**
I trust you jare - abeg but make you dish am out in small doses for the guy now

you know say na newbie - never break im bones (yet)  

efe dis wan head don dey sediment na , na to quench d remainder abeg

bin gbagbo:

never argue with fools, people may not know the difference, fork  u  aaallllllllllll
i am the  donnnnn!

onitsha fowl is it polio of d brain u have , or is ur personality having epileptic seizures dis is jokes section ,if u aint funny u seff fuccck u oooo , infact sit on mama onomes umbrellla binccccchhhh

HAMID O  HA MADMAN OH,  FORK U! JELOUSY DEY DO YOU, BUT I STILL BE THE BOSS 4 HERE!
 
EFE WHAT? MENA! HAHA NA NAME DAT? YOUR STUPID STINKING KITTY! COMMOT 4 ROAD, NA YOU NO KNOW SAY KING GBAGBO DEY COME?  I SPIT ON YOU! STUPID GIRL!

IDOWUO-GBO? HAHA what you dey do for here now? you no go brothel today? ASHAWO!

I AM THE KING OF JOKES-BIN GBAGBO, LIKE IT OR YES; MPAMA!

I CRY FOR YOU IMBECILES

Simple English - you nor sabi

Queens English - dey hard you

Pidgin English - nor gree you

attention seeker - we don finally notice you

oya show us what you have to offer - deliver the jokes

friggin Bleep-face better go back to your sex.uali.ty section

pervert

Abeg make una free the guy jor, he think say to type for capital letters mean say you get sense.
Person wey crest “mumu” for your shirt too make sense.

bin gbagbo:

IDOWUO-GBO? HAHA what you dey do for here now? you no go brothel today? ASHAWO!

I AM THE KING OF JOKES-BIN GBAGBO, LIKE IT OR YES; MPAMA!

I CRY FOR YOU IMBECILES

bobo i no ge  business na   , ur galfriends don  dominate evrytin tin ,imagine make ur gal dey lick oyinbo asss to provide u wiv garium , i weep for u demented patient , oya my fellows jokers letus borrow him our tears

@efewanchuckwu

bebe liv am for me , abeg i don dey find dis kain situation to test my yabbing skills  na , u dey blow view o

bin gbagbo:

 Gbagbo  HA MADMAN OH,  FORK ME! JELOUSY DEY DO ME, BUT I STILL BE THE HEDIOT 4 HERE!
 
GBABBO HAHA NA NAME DAT? MY silly STINKING KPEKUS! I WAN COMMOT 4 ROAD, NA YOU NO KNOW SAY STEWPID GBAGBO DEY COME?  I SPIT ON MY HEAD! silly ME!

Ewooo!!!

I feel your pain, I really do

never kill yourself yet - just stick that your empty head far up, where the sun doesn't shine

Olodo!

Idowuogbo:

bobo i no ge business na , your galfriends don dominate evrytin tin ,imagine make your gal dey lick oyinbo asss to provide u wiv garium , i weep for u demented patient , oya my fellows jokers letus borrow him our tears

@efewanchuckwu

bebe liv am for me , abeg i don dey find dis kain situation to test my yabbing skills na , u dey blow view o

Sis, I hear you jor - do your thing wiff am

but remember to borrow me d scissor before you kill am - me I wan castrate the demented f00l

BIRDS OF A FEATHER, HAHA! FOOLS, I RIDE YOU LIKE A MULE, UGLY BITCHES,

YOU DEALING WITH THE DON, ASHAWO! I AM SLEEPING OKAY! SEE YOUR DIRTY FACES MORROW!

I AM THE TOUGHEST,  THE CONQUERER! OH, POOR YOU, MAKE U GO DIS YOUR PAPA!BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOUR STINKING KITTY!  SEE FLIES ALL OVER, U NO GO COVER AM?LMAO!

^^ Pathetic <that's the only word I can think of right now>

I'm thinking - Coward??

see as the guy dey take style run now 

Bin GbaGbo Laden - ah beg come back now!

we just dey play wiff ya! 

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO WASTE PRECIOUS TIME ON USELESS 4-LEGGED ANIMALS LIKE YOU! HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! SEE YOUR FACES NOW? DID EVOLVE FROM APES? OH GOSH! WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL GO BACK TO YOUR PAPA !(ALREADY SNORING) SORRY, NA ALL B JOKE! HHAHHA

Hamid O:

Okay now, that's a no go area my man. Abi you wan part two of the meaning of your name??

The moral of the story is next time you want to give meaning to somebody's name, check who their relations are.

BTW men don't cry like babies, everything here is a joke even if I call you block head all na joke

i beg to disagree. A good joke should come with 'laughing gas'. Not wit rotten stinking eggs wey the primitive poster carry come.

bin gbagbo:

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO WASTE PRECIOUS TIME ON USELESS 4-LEGGED ANIMALS LIKE YOU! HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! SEE YOUR FACES NOW? DID EVOLVE FROM APES? OH GOSH! WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL GO BACK TO YOUR PAPA !(ALREADY SNORING) SORRY, NA ALL B JOKE! HHAHHA

u dis mara4cker

Hehehehehehehehehe
Omo i miss gan oh!
Dis wan na were wey ja la aro
Efe my sister, i dey oh
Really missed u

yinka your siggy dey make me

bin gbagbo:

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO WASTE PRECIOUS TIME ON USELESS 4-LEGGED ANIMALS LIKE YOU! HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! SEE YOUR FACES NOW? DID EVOLVE FROM APES? OH GOSH! WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL GO BACK TO YOUR PAPA !(ALREADY SNORING) SORRY, NA ALL B JOKE! HHAHHA

ti ba yaka gba oju e , u dey craze , after my handful of yabs u dey tell me u dey jokes , den put mentol for ur yansh , abi squirrel dey build house inside ur nose , or grasshopper dey lay egg inside ur ear . Listen may amadioha use ur brain for oracle as big as ur head is na disposable nonsense . all na joke ooo my bruda welcome to jokes rabbit

Lol
Stud, which wan be siggy?

*drives by* hmm bin jogbojogbo, u never still cease with dis your mad man sarcasticity. Well i dont have d time and re.tarded mind opening a thread because of a nonentity like u. So i'll advice u, get lost before u get kicked out