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Letter From Madam Waziri (efcc) by tommi34475: 10:19am On Aug 19, 2011
woke up this morning to this mail from Mrs waziri, lol

ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION,
15A Awolowo RoadIkoyi,Lagos NIGERIA.
Website:www.efccnigeria.org.
FRAUD VICTIMS/$6,500,000 USD
OUR REF: 10667FV
YOUR REF: 890.

ATTN: Beneficiary,

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian
Government Reimbursement committee under the strict supervision of the
United Nations to pay Five Thousand Nigerian 419 scam victims the sum
of $6,500,000 USD (SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE
DOLLARS ONLY) each.You are however listed as one of the beneficiaries
for these payment.

You are expected to get back to us for your immediate reimbursement.As
a result of this laudable recommendations, you are hereby informed
that during the last U.N. meeting held in Abuja,Nigeria, it was
alarmed so much by the rest of the world on the lose of funds by
various foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all
over the world today.

In other to redeem the good image of our country, the President has
ordered the immediate payment of $6,500,000 USD each to the affected
victims in accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the
corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are
to be made by STANBIC IBTC BANK PLC, as the corresponding paying bank
under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Presently, Two Thousand Five Hundred Beneficiaries have been paid;
more than 50% of the Victims are from the United States,while about
40% are from other parts of the world.

Your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the Syndicates
that were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria as one of the victims of the
operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this
message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret
service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) has swage into action to track this criminals down.
Once again, you are expected to keep it secret until these criminals
are all apprehended.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) (Motto: No Body is
Above the Law) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime
Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as
redeeming the image of our dear country.

Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in
Bankruptcy today, due to the activities of these hoodlums. However, a
thorough investigation have revealed that these people have dropped
over 500,000 victims across the world, after collecting their money
falsely, many as a result of this have committed suicide, while others
are now living in abject poverty.

As regards these on going developmental strive, we have over 200
suspects at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons.

While many are awaiting trial, we are still in search of others who
think they are wise, and hope that you will assist by giving any vital
information that could lead to the apprehension of these hoodlums.

Contact Mr.Ignatus Junior my secretary immediately you receive this
message via his email for quick and urgent response And reconfirm to
him your personal information's below.

Mr.Ignatus Junior
Tel: +234-8188142925
Email: efcc.compensationboard@africamail.com



NAME IN FULL,

YOUR CELL NUMBER,

CONTACT ADDRESS ,

OCCUPATION,

Mr.Ignatus Junior is well informed about your compensation,contact him
immediately without any delay. He is waiting to hear from you.Most
importantly, do note that your early response to this development will
be appreciated.We shall be waiting to hearing from you been certain
that your response will be that you are satisfied and willing to claim
your $6,500,000 USD (SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE
DOLLARS ONLY) Reimbursement funds.

Yours faithfully


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