A True Story


A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
Love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not
Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in
A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will
Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other
Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the
Other
Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died
On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that
She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very
Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the
Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother
Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash
The
Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had
The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
Stains,
And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which
Shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...





"Omo Washing powder... it will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" ...





I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.
But don't look at me like that ... I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me!

wat kind of funny story is that are they trying to advertise omo?

hmmmn, i dont know whether to or to i guess i'll just do both.

oh gawd! isnt this scary! ..ahhh..omo ko?

That's a really good OMO commercial. hehehe... i wanna see it on TV.

when its on T.V. it will be rilli scary trust nigerians they no how to make things look very scary lol

That's a nice one. I was begining to imagine what will happen.

some people are just wasting their talents!

men i was so into this story at the biginin but the end was F't up.

the story was so romantic in the beginning and i was really flowing with the story suddenly, Omo just appeared ! imagine nonsense. Omo ko elephant ni!
Gbam

lol,
I concentrated so much when I started reading this only to see Omo at the end
lol

this is really good !
the suspense building up so high,
and suddenly, ha !
nice one
i guess this is just to say, relax and don't take life too seriously !

absolute rubbish

brinmbark .well u too are on my hitlist so find the guy before i find you . do you know how much it costs per second on internet bill and i had to read this

nice commercial.

seyiox:

brinmbark .well u too are on my hitlist so find the guy before i find you . do you know how much it costs per second on internet bill and i had to read this

That makes up for the humour the joke lacked

That makes u another idiot. How much did OMO pay u? I de o!

couldnt get to post this jokes. check them out.


(1)
Three women were about to be executed. One was a
brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette,
forward and the executioner asked if she had any
last requests. She said no and the executioner
shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and suddenly the
brunette yelled, "Earthquake!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked
if she had any last requests. She said no, and the
executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and
suddenly the redhead yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all
figured out. They brought her forward and the
executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted,
Ready, Aim, !! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!"
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(2)
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices
a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he
notices the dog is back again.

He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has
a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note,
and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of
lamb, please."

The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's
mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher
takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a
bag, and places it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is very impressed, and since it's
closing time, he decides to close up shop and
follow the dog. So, off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street and comes to a
crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and
presses the crossing button. Then he waits
patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change.
They do, and he walks across the road, with the
butcher following.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts
looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe
at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and
sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.

Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of
the bus, looks at the number, and goes back to his
seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and
looks at the number, notices it's the right bus,
and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed,
follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs.
Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of
the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes
the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off,
groceries still in his mouth, and the butcher
still following.

They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a
house. He walks up the path, and drops the
groceries on the step. Then he walks back down
the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
-whap!- against the door. He goes back down the
path, takes another run, and throws himself
-whap!- against the door again! There's no answer
at the door, so the dog goes back down the path,
jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the
perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and
bangs his head against it several times. He walks
back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door,
and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at
him.

The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What the
heck are you doing? This dog is a genius. He
could be on TV, for God's sake!" To which the guy
responds, "Clever, my eye. This is the second
time this week he's forgotten his key!"
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(3)
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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(4)
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?

A. The dog of course, at least he'll shut up
after you let him in.
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(5)


A serviceman was shot down in the desert and
captured by the enemy. They took him to the local
shah who said 'I will set you free if you can
accomplish three things.

See those three tents? There is a sumo wrestler
in the first tent. If you can defeat him, you
can go on to the second tent. In the second tent,
there is an elephant with an impacted wisdom
tooth. Solve his problem and you can go on to the
third tent. In the third tent, there is a
nymphomaniac. If you can satisfy her, then I
will set you free.'

The serviceman went into the first tent with the
sumo wrestler. There were a lot of grunts and
yelling. The tent was flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, totally beaten
up, dirty and bloody, but victorious.

He was taken to the second tent with the elephant
inside. Again, there were grunts and squeals and
screams, with the tent sides flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, even dirtier and
bloodier, but victorious.

'Okay, now where's that lady with the impacted
tooth?' he said.
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(6)

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love
for hours, and afterwards, while they're just
laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the
woman's house, she picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing her side of the conversation, (She is
speaking in a cheery voice)

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called.
Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you.
That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,
"Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me
all about the wonderful time he's having on his
fishing trip with you."

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hope you enjoyed them. ask for more if u want.

nice one! u did get me there

great