TEACHER:What professions would you choose in the future?

JOHN:sir i will be a banker!

TEACHER:Good, next?

PETER:please sah, i will be a goalkeeper!

TEACHER:not bad, next?

IBRAHIM:Sah as for me, i will teach for a while and look for a decent job later!

TEACHER:Keep standing, bad boy!

*gazes at the topic, reads the post , gazes at the topic again*
Now I see the joke

, LOOK GAIN, THE MORE YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU SEE

TEACHER:Ibrahim, you are coming to school tomorrow with your papa okay?, nonsense!

Nonsense!

@STUDIO C''FORKING'' R Mind your language boy

stop calling me a boy or i spit on your wrinkled face mora4cker. . .

@STUDIO C ''FORKING'' R my wrinkled face?lol take a second look at your profile pic, u look like a pig! ;Dhehhe!

Guy, abi na old man u be sef.
Lol

please o, My friend here says she hasn't seen a gorrila before.
And since u aint got a pic of you on your profile so i could show her what africaine gorrila lookz like,

can u please send over some of your pictures so dat u would save me the stress of taking her to the zoo.


*No ofience*

@ STUPIDIO C ''FORKING'' R oh, if she has seen your your pic, i mean say she see gorilla? tell am say na gorilla dat(your pic), no need going 2 the zoo, hehe!

*opens thread $ notices dat poster's epileptic brain is malfunctioning once again***now pondering why the nuisance was released from the psycho home where he was born $ brought up**what a pity,they should have had a second thought b4 giving him a chance to experience freedom!!

*ignores the puppy* changes mind and gives it a bone* see how u dey chop my bone? eat my boy!

bin gbagbo:

@ STUPIDIO C ''FORKING'' R  oh, if she has seen your your pic, i mean say she see gorilla? tell am say na gorilla dat(your pic), no need  going 2 the zoo, hehe!

ODE!
stop remixing my yarns  and come up with your own . . . . Abi your brain dey on strike?

Lol  . . . U look funny  

did u offend anyone?  

@STUPIDIO C ''FORKING'' R *Ignores it and jumps to bed with babe* MORAL LESSON:dont argue with f**ls, hehee

Loser!

u dis bin gbagbo, u'r kinda , alwyz fytin. Dr's no thread i c u dt i dnt c sumn like exchange of wrds. Grw up buddy, u dnt nid dis shit,

I just modified the topic, hope you like it?

Op u v do pass ur boundary
O lo ja ko lu studio
I dont envy u

Hamid aw fa?
Long tym!!!
Gimme ur yim

ha madman o  you r a very stewpid boy! mpama ! kiss ma ars

;d ;d ;d ;d

Stud, where you been since? I think say all of una don sleep since?

i still dey awake love. . . Did u miss me?

Maybe.
_{Your head don swell now o.}

Anyway, too bad cos I dey go sleep now. Catch some sleep too you hear.

goodnight love

This poster needs to get a life, who's gon lend him one?

He need no life, he need a gun to blow his head's off.

Ouch!

@mr dustBIN-abeg u're toooo shameless jhor! na only u dey

Ask him again

anybody wey criticise dis guy na enemy of progrez

whats wrong with this one

mtchew