SenecaTheYonger:


How did your introvert ass get out of bed to be visible enough for someone to snatch.

Must be a persistent guy

Lolz, yes . You described us perfectly.

Omo x1000000

Warzone

Having a blast, making the most of it

Ginaz:
Lovely and sweet , sugar and honey , milk and butter.

I know you said just one word but one word won’t be enough to describe how amazing my boo is. He’s everything I ever want in a man.

I wish I can say dey same for myself

The girl left me to marry someone else but all the same because am not ready yet to settle down

prinx55555:
35-and-still-single.

My life is just amazingly perfect this way.

you must be joking

Stop joking

Not what i expected... waiting for the right time to japaa unless she changes

Pastorchrisylva:
Hmm my relationship is by WhatsApp and calls,but I don't know why she will never upload me to status

it means your time never reach if you get luck e fit reach your turn

Ayo2004:

Just say he is rich

Which one be all this story?

poor man no dey get love ni

ATMC:

But you can't f**k yourself.

who told you he can Bleep himself

Tom and Jerry

I don't know how best to describe my relationship. We met at school lab within a week we are dating. We are compatible I will just said, because I didn't even stress myself to get her along with me.

akdjr:
Please guys how do you handle a woman who doesn't take correction, who doesn't take advise and who can't even share a productive ideas with you as a man? She get angry when corrected, she get angry when advised.

such woman is not in to you and if you get married to her she may just end up fustrating you and making you look like a fool those kind of women wants to be the boss

DannyG8:
poor man no dey get love ni

Poor man only fit get love from ugly woman but una no go hear word ,the day money finish,na then u go know say woman no dey love

pocohantas:


Make una buy two parrots na. At the end of the year, una check which one get home training pass.

Savage

RomanGreen:
Guys, advise me o

How do I leave an ex who's threatening suicide if I leave her finally. I'm tired

remain with her forever

Spicyzboo:
why are you pained.. Even your mama de cheat too na why you know never the character of the particular person you carry

no need for this .. shon am if he no see you talk he go sleep

Ayo2004:

Poor man only fit get love from ugly woman but una no go hear word ,the day money finish,na then u go know say woman no dey love

G poor man the get love jor and no be all women need your money
No be all of them useless take note

Nonexistent

Dead

ALOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

DannyG8:
Describe your relationship using just one word

Nollywood feem. It will end in 'To God be the Glory'

Okay...that's more than one word.

pocohantas:


Make una buy two parrots na. At the end of the year, una check which one get home training pass.

LMAO

The right person gonna come. Keep calm

iamyemiakins:
Null

Virtplus:
Mine is out of this world, she helped me with the capital i used to start my pos business, that I'm getting it little by little.. She is kind, caring, faithful nd she doesn't mind spending her last kobo on me.... Baby Esther jst Wanna say i love you. And I promise to always love you

How sweet

Humanoid01:

I think you're unnecessarily being pessimistic. If they say their relationship is good, then why should you doubt them? You don't know those people outside here. Why would they lie about their relationship status on a faceless forum?

Because it is faceless

Ginaz:


Lolz, yes . You described us perfectly.

Is that you on your DP?

pocohantas:


Make una buy two parrots na. At the end of the year, una check which one get home training pass.

Hhmm... this is actually a good idea!

It was funny how the parrot was just looking at both of us as if he was the adult in the house.

DannyG8:
Describe your relationship using just one word

Complicated

in my own case my is video game always consoleing

Ginaz:
Lovely and sweet , sugar and honey , milk and butter.

I know you said just one word but one word won’t be enough to describe how amazing my boo is. He’s everything I ever want in a man.

Nigga is really paying ur bills.