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| The Mallam! by bingbagbo(m): 12:17am On May 18, 2011 |
A bus travelling to Onitsa with a white man, a school boy a mallam and a couple others stopped at the police checkpoint, whilst the driver was sorting the police out, the mallam farted in the bus.It was the silent type so you wouidn't know the producer and this commenced a conversation, WHITEMAN:Who farted? PASSENGERS:The schoolboy, that schoolboy,,,,,why schoolboy?na that bad boy. the whiteman getting convinced, it was the schoolboy, brought out 1000 dollars and handed it over to the schoolboy for such a mature fart. WHITEMAN:Great, great,great lil' boy, you gotta keep this up SCHOOLBOY:Thank you Oyibo, thanks a lot, MALLAM:This be piracy? Against copyright ethics 1 Like |
| Re: The Mallam! by bingbagbo(m): 9:24pm On May 18, 2011 |
MALLAM:Monkey dey job, baboon dey chop!  |
| Re: The Mallam! by Sophizzy(f): 10:30pm On May 18, 2011 |
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| Re: The Mallam! by bingbagbo(m): 5:27am On May 19, 2011 |
u nor go laugh?  |
| Re: The Mallam! by distinkt1(m): 5:01pm On May 19, 2011 |
LNGC o*laf no gree come*.bin gbagan wat iz dz? |
| Re: The Mallam! by HamidO1(m): 5:07pm On May 19, 2011 |
^^ Abeg make I borrow you word jor, LNGC. y'all should know what that means by now. |
| Re: The Mallam! by distinkt1(m): 5:11pm On May 19, 2011 |
hw u wan borrow me my own propz?lol,LNGC stl |
| Re: The Mallam! by neyshed: 5:19pm On May 19, 2011 |
Is dis bin or watin dem dey call u ok at all? Octopus |
| Re: The Mallam! by haruboyhansom: 12:30pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Nonsense |
| Re: The Mallam! by Dygeasy(m): 2:32pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
i'm still thinking about it...whether to laff or not. |
| Re: The Mallam! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
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| Re: The Mallam! by haruboyhansom: 12:41pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
I wan laf |
| Re: The Mallam! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
haruboy hansom: I wan laf No! leave am next year na.... |
| Re: The Mallam! by toygod2: 5:13am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Make i cheer u up, anyway |
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