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Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Nobody: 10:47am On Jun 21, 2012
Mallam usman went to the bank to report his missing cheque book:


bank manager: but mallam, i warned you to always keep ur cheque book very carefully. Now, don't u realise dat whoever has taken it, can forge ur signature and withdraw all ur money?

Mallam usman: you think say i be foool? undecided i don already sign all d cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature. grin grin grin grin
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by dani1luv: 10:54am On Jun 21, 2012
[size=13pt]booqee undecided beht why??
why you deh disgrace ya hubby nah sad
Like say Mallam Usman nor be ya fiancee grin[/size]
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jun 21, 2012
dani1luv: [size=13pt]booqee undecided beht why??
why you deh disgrace ya hubby nah sad
Like say Mallam Usman nor be ya fiancee grin[/size]
*looks back to check who he's talking to*
are u talking to me?? Def not.....!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by mikerob116(m): 6:03pm On Jun 21, 2012
Malam no be mumu at all. , Hilarious!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2012
mikerob116: Malam no be mumu at all. , Hilarious!
na only u get sense!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by izenco2005(m): 2:45pm On Jun 22, 2012
booqee: Mallam usman went to the bank to report his missing cheque book:


bank manager: but mallam, i warned you to always keep ur cheque book very carefully. Now, don't u realise dat whoever has taken it, can forge ur signature and withdraw all ur money?

Mallam usman: you think say i be foool? undecided i don already sign all d cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature. grin grin grin grin
booqee I'm in love with u.nice joke.
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Elnuk34(m): 5:54pm On Jun 22, 2012
You try!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by sutoboy(m): 6:46pm On Jun 22, 2012
Nice one ma'am,I was about to put this joke up!I sight u dear!

Plus ignore those haters!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 22, 2012
nice jokes
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by bunmioguns(m): 10:06pm On Jun 26, 2012
I guess dt Mallam must be Sutoboy. . undecided
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by terrifikjo(m): 12:09pm On Jun 28, 2012
a cool one
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jun 28, 2012
^thanks!
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Tsmooth1(m): 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2012
Boobsque, why do u like attention too much? let me request for ur number once more.
Re: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Panshow(m): 2:42pm On Jul 02, 2012
That's creative booqee.

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