+18: Confused! Should I Eat Her or Eat This Food? [Picture]

I bought things to cook two different soup.

Things like

Goat meat
Cow meat for spice (Buhari won't like this)
Assorted
Chicken
Dried fish
Catfish
Crayfish
Stockfish
Ice fish
Periwinkle
Egusi
Ogbono
Okra
Vegetables
And the list goes on

She's done cooking after 2 hours in the kitchen.

The problem now is: there are varieties of food and fruits in the house and she's one of the food, but I don't know the one to eat first.

She just took her shower and in front of me now twerking. I'm confused on what to eat.

Kindly suggest what I should eat first.

Should I eat before I eat? Or eat after I have eaten?

Mind you, I'm a gay and a virgin, so it's complicated.

How do I go about this?

Modified: Deleted. You came too late.

Just call ur popcy give him reverse � style and eat the food then go for second round with ur brother starting from scrotum suck...

Chop that ponmo guy abi nah gay , sha chop the ponmo

This girl no get meat na, carry something wey get meat and chop am well well

iLegendd eat the food first make u get strength to fit hit this food well. This food no get shape like those former ones I de c for ur updates. Enjoy

No be nkiru be that? Na she na! How you take sabi her

Walai the girl dey disgust me from here...spits on OP

Why do u snap all d girls that visit u tho and post on NL

That's not even cool bro....

arthurwillia:
No be nkiru be that? Na she na! How you take sabi her

Ahn ahnnn... Baba o

Time to breathe.

eat her first na lol

Give your life to christ!.

This shit ain't cool anymore.

Nice deco over there, you have nice taste for beauty.

samuel19222:
eat none of em

I did exactly that.

iLegendd:

I did exactly that.

abeg do me small giveaway make i follow u chop beta na

As ur lordship pleases is plennnnnnnty

Saintdan0421:


abeg do me small giveaway make i follow u chop beta na

I have never done a giveaway in my life and I'm not planning on doing any anytime soon.

Though, I do teach people how to fish since I'm not good at giving them fish.

Below is a thread I created today on how to turn 5k to 15k and above. https://www.nairaland.com/6716344/18-spend-5k-make-10k

iamtardey:
Chop that ponmo guy abi nah gay , sha chop the ponmo

You sure say you be girl so?

iLegendd:


I have never done a giveaway in my life and I'm not planning on doing any anytime soon.

Though, I do teach people how to fish since I'm not good at giving them fish.

Below is a thread I created today on how to turn 5k to 15k and above. https://www.nairaland.com/6716344/18-spend-5k-make-10k

Nice but how bout not having the 5k capital to start.

Saintdan0421:


Nice but how bout not having the 5k capital to start.

This is where children have to confront their parents for giving birth to them as broke parents. It's bad.

Lazy or broke men or men without multiple sources of income shouldn't get married and bring offerings to suffer.

If the person does not have parents, but spends the little he has seen on women, drugs, or gambling, he deserves to suffer more.

If he is smart, 5k won't be an issue. There is no poverty in Nigeria — there is only low IQ and lack of focus.

This reply is not for you, but the general public and to whom it may concern.

When a Nigerian tells me he is broke, I don't pity him because I know he is lying. He isn't broke — he loves/craves immediate gratification and lacks control and perseverance and that is why he is in that state.

iLegendd:


This is where children have to confront their parents for giving birth to them as broke parents. It's bad.

Lazy or broke men or men without multiple sources of income shouldn't get married and bring offerings to suffer.

If the person does not have parents, but spends the little he has seen on women, drugs, or gambling, he deserves to suffer more.

If he is smart, 5k won't be an issue. There is no poverty in Nigeria — there is only low IQ and lack of focus.

This reply is not for you, but the general public and to whom it may concern.

When a Nigerian tells me he is broke, I don't pity him because I know he is lying. He isn't broke — he loves/craves immediate gratification and lacks control and perseverance and that is why he is in that state.

more of a motivational piece.

You see how foolish and stupid you are ? All you do here is use your dirty sitting room to post silly pictures of half naked women ...What is she doing in your house if you are gay ?

Guy you are not older than the owner of nairaland
, or older than your mates that are millionaires

Stop all this nonsense and make good use of your time

Saintdan0421:


more of a motivational piece.

Definitely!

This one looks masculine....
What about the other Fat a$$ lady? She's gone and her co-wive just resumed.....
Enjoy ur life bro.
The only male virgin on nairaland.

Upjis:

You see how foolish and stupid you are ? All you do here is use your dirty sitting room to post silly pictures of half naked women ...What is she doing in your house if you are gay ?

Guy you are not older than the owner of nairaland
, or older than your mates that are millionaires

Stop all this nonsense and make good use of your time

You have a "notice me by force syndrome." If you want to be noticed, create a thread like I do.

You've posted this same sh!t on my other thread, but didn't get a reply, so you decided to do copy and paste to see if I'll notice you. Oh yes, I did today.

There are 6 addictions on Earth and they are

1. Drugs
2. Sex / masturbation
3. Food
4. iLegend / his books
5. Money / gamble
6. Religion and others

Reposting same thing on my different threads makes me realize the power I have. You can't get enough of me and I won't stop giving it to you just to see you react. #Smile.

I won't reply you next time, but I'm happy you're addicted. Keep it up.

Note: iLegend is stronger than abuse. Balanced diet is when hundreds of people are waiting to abuse you, but you're not moved by it and you do more.

Cerebellum:
Walai the girl dey disgust me from here...spits on OP

Lol true

iamtardey:
Chop that ponmo guy abi nah gay , sha chop the ponmo

Longest time
How are you?

Niom:
This one looks masculine....

What about the other Fat a$$ lady? She's gone and her co-wive just resumed.....

Enjoy ur life bro.

The only male virgin on nairaland.

Always a virgin. Our body is a sanctuary, so it's kept holy.

Lol

Ola17:


You sure say you be girl so?

The time is coming you won't be proud of all these you are doing currently...your throwback will not really make you happy and moreover posting it online....senlense Bro.... everything coded is the best, at niggars dey hear wey bad pass you...just be do everything in a moderate way

EAT HER SILLY, SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE MASSIVE APPETITE TO DEVOUR HER DELICACIES