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On Top One Man Head by officialwdhtv: 3:43am On Sep 06, 2021
ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:

1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park o on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..
22. Monthly pad ko

I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.
How man no go get High BP..

On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room..
dem go still give you instruction..
*"HONEY HARDER"*

Our brothers in the house, let's take it easy...una lives matters.

GOD Bless and be with all Men!

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Re: On Top One Man Head by tesseract: 3:55am On Sep 06, 2021
Lol... The joy of the Lord is our strength
Re: On Top One Man Head by Manigie: 4:10am On Sep 06, 2021
I have come to realize that indeed "I can't kill myself oh". Do the ones that matter and you really can, the other ones, well, 'Leave am for God'
Re: On Top One Man Head by Nobody: 6:14am On Sep 06, 2021
Our fathers did all without complaining. grin.

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Re: On Top One Man Head by Richy4(m): 6:21am On Sep 06, 2021
That list is longer than Nigerian government budget grin
Re: On Top One Man Head by officialwdhtv: 10:15am On Sep 06, 2021
Mercychen:
Our fathers did all without complaining. grin.

Lol abi na but we still have to pity the men as these are different times...the responsibilities are too much now

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Re: On Top One Man Head by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 06, 2021
officialwdhtv:


Lol abi na but we still have to pity the men as these are different times...the responsibilities are too much now

That is why planning is necessary.

Plan the number of children to have ( One is ok)
Plan your lifestyle. That is.. your choice of housing and other liabilities.

Mind you, women help out these days in carrying some of the financial burdens. Unlike our parents era when most of our mothers were full time housewives. So, the burden was much on them then than what you guys have now. tongue cool. So??

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Re: On Top One Man Head by officialwdhtv: 12:34pm On Sep 06, 2021
Mercychen:


That is why planning is necessary.

Plan the number of children to have ( One is ok)
Plan your lifestyle. That is.. your choice of housing and other liabilities.

Mind you, women help out these days in carrying some of the financial burdens. Unlike our parents era when most of our mothers were full time housewives. So, the burden was much on them then than what you guys have now. tongue cool. So??


I agree

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Re: On Top One Man Head by Nobody: 12:37pm On Sep 06, 2021
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Royalroy

Let others chook mouth and help their plight ( the menfolk)
Re: On Top One Man Head by Vision101(m): 12:52pm On Sep 06, 2021
You didn't add.... darling do you have change? Darling please borrow me I will give you back(it has never been refunded since the days of Adam). I'm tired of this car etc
Re: On Top One Man Head by officialwdhtv: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2021
Vision101:
You didn't add.... darling do you have change? Darling please borrow me I will give you back(it has never been refunded since the days of Adam). I'm tired of this car etc

Hahaha...wahala nor too much so
Re: On Top One Man Head by Truvelisback(m): 4:30pm On Sep 06, 2021
Mercychen:
Our fathers did all without complaining. grin.
During our fathers' time, Life was not as difficult as this. In our time now, it is hell. The cost of living now is very high.
Re: On Top One Man Head by Luak(m): 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2021
Just as I was reading this a WhatsApp message popped up. Guess who? Madam infoming me gas has finished. I funded her long list before leaving for work today and I'm told she just came back from the market and has spent all. Maybe I left to harvest money at the office. God will not allow shame to shame us

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Re: On Top One Man Head by chii8(f): 5:26pm On Sep 06, 2021
May God bless every responsible husband and father, your labour shall not be in vain.

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Re: On Top One Man Head by hothuntee(m): 6:00pm On Sep 06, 2021
chii8:
May bless every responsible husband and father, your labour shall not be in vain.

Amen
Re: On Top One Man Head by Nobody: 7:18pm On Sep 06, 2021
Bros nah you give una sef problem.
why you go marry a liability??
she noh dey work atall?
even multi-millionaire wife's dey work, go dey deceive ursef dey do full housewife package o.
"u tink say u dey wise...u are a mumu man" grin
Re: On Top One Man Head by Nobody: 8:11pm On Sep 06, 2021
Marry a supportive and understanding partner, that's all you need to do.
Re: On Top One Man Head by Luak(m): 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2021
chii8:
May bless every responsible husband and father, your labour shall not be in vain.
Amen.
Re: On Top One Man Head by officialwdhtv: 2:55pm On Sep 07, 2021
AfricanGiant91:
Bros nah you give una sef problem.
why you go marry a liability??
she noh dey work atall?
even multi-millionaire wife's dey work, go dey deceive ursef dey do full housewife package o.
"u tink say u dey wise...u are a mumu man" grin

Lol...my wife na holderness and lambert...even if i no work forever again...am covered

I dey sorry for other men

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