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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Moye04(m): 3:33pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
danski:Baba you get am. My own na 12pm till late in the night. I chop better cane and punishment becos of PS ehn. My papa beat me ehn! My mama own na for midnight. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by micoloP(m): 3:44pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Na same thing happen to me, but na right there as I see my dad nai e remove slippers for leg begin use am follow me up. I nearly died that day when we got home. I hate that okada man for a very long time. realestate99: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Iphran6: 3:49pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
samuel051:Lwkmd... Kai, I almost piss fo bodi with laughter |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by haslaw(m): 3:50pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Crossroad1: This story is fake. Is it even possible for someone of your size to climb pawpaw tree? Pawpaw trees are very figile and don't even have branches for you to hold on to 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Crossroad1(m): 3:53pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
haslaw:someone of my size how? 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by debbydams(f): 3:55pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Silentgroper:we are doing mom nd dad nd I was playing with yam water mom was saying stop it I no hear,I pour the water on my body I can Neva forget that day I love swimming when I was a kid, on this unfortunate day I lied to my dad that I want to wash at one popular nd very big dam in suleja den,told him I won't enter well 0when I got der I enter I was swimming when I saw my dad with cane not knowing someone has reprted me to him,it was inside that river he started beating me till I got home,, a day I won't forget. Even till ss2 I still swim, after school me nd my friends will be looking for available river to swim,clean or dirty we swim. After service on Sunday I was playing outside the church when a boy dare me to hit on his head with the big stone I was holding, I did he started bleeding it was very big,my dad beat me nd I pee on my body,..I nearly died that day When I was a kid I was very stubborn oo... The kind beating I used to give my siblings ehn I'm Now gentle,mom is surprised that I can be quiet.. If u like shout from today till tomorrow pim I won't say.. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Nobody: 4:02pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
ideatoprince18:wetin you want do the man |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by haslaw(m): 4:05pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Crossroad1: You would be about 15 years old at that time since you had attained puberty. A pawpaw tree will not support your weight. Besides pawpaw trees grow straight without branching which will not provide places for you to hold. It seems you don't really know what a pawpaw looks like. Here is a pawpaw tree 1 Like
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by debbydams(f): 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
haslaw:forget I short gal friend Climb a pawpaw tree .I was surprised..no branches o, she used her two legs to to hold nd u started going up..she climb anything,I don't climb sha,I do the pickiing..cashaw,mango i really enjoyed my 100l days now all of them are married 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Liutay(m): 4:14pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
I had a neighbor living in the next house who locks her kids indoors whenever she's going out.(she doesn't use padlock tho) I've always felt it's unfair so I came up with a plan to unlock the door without giving myself away cause I know she'd be pissed at me if she knew I let out her kids(they'd definitely spill the bean) I used a rope...(I've really forgotten how I got it to work but I eventually opened the door from afar) The joy and satisfaction it gave me(when they came out and start asking each other how the door got unlocked) turned to fear and anxiety when they start ruining things in the name of playing I went to visit a friend asap 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ideatoprince18(m): 4:14pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
BKsoul:..... Him Neva returnm my wife since na |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by kendological(m): 4:42pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
bluefilm:Elaborate please. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Crossroad1(m): 4:43pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
haslaw:bro, what you don't know, you don't judge.. According to your knowledge, all pawpaw trees are tall forgetting we have stunted pawpaw trees too or those close to walls, in between mango trees and cashew trees.. I don't want to say you are ignorant cos I too didn't explain in details cos I don't wanna type too long stories.. Below are samples of how some pawpaw trees grow 4 Likes
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by micoloP(m): 4:46pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
So mine was when I was in primary 5. I had this my friend who sits with me in class. So one day he played a prank on me. The prank was when we all got up to greet our teacher who just entered the class, he placed his biro with the tip facing up beneath me. Omo na so I sit-down on the top biro o. The pain was something else And he was laughing. Well, every normal kid will go and report the teacher but I wasn't a normal pupil. I love payback. So I didn't report him. I kept him quite and waited till he totally forgot about what he did. Alas, at the last subject for the day, him too stood up to greet the teacher(that was agric teacher) and forgot himself and I also placed my own biro underneath him. When he sat on it, I looked him in eyes and was like "yeah bruh, that's how it feels". He started crying and reported me to the teacher. They beat that day enn and me I'm this type that doesn't like saying my own part of the story. Since I've done what's on my mind I'm okay. By this time my dad was already getting tired of beating me.so He left me that day.. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
haslaw:You people like arguing out of ignorance and still tag the person a liar.... Go to the village and see 10year old children climbing paw paw tree, even oha tree sef... 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by SimSify(m): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
realestate99: This is the funniest.. Lol 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:30pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
haslaw: Exact thing happened to my cousin, but in the village. Same pawpaw tree and devil bean. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by DrayZee: 6:06pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
jurjes:Damn. Not knowing that the owners don’t even like it. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Gfskw: 6:20pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Yaks02(m): 6:21pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Juliusmomoh: I came back from school and after eating I was in a hurry to go and play, my mum bought new pants and I wanted to wear it that day so I went into the room and put on my trouser as I was about moving out I remember I didn't put the pants on, I removed the trouser and I forgot why I took it off so I put it back, on putting it back I remembered that I was supposed to wear my pant but I was too lazy to remove the trouser again because it was too tight so I just wore the pants on the trouser and went playing, everyone that saw me that day laughed like there's no tomorrow but I no send oh.......... I can't forget this day at all 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by DrayZee: 6:25pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Goodluckall:Dkm |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by wizi4tyn: 6:33pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
VoltageDivida:You're already dividing voltage. That's some work 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by kingsolomonjnr01(m): 6:47pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Sunisonflex39:11 yrs? Bro na piss u piss inside |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Sunisonflex39(m): 7:00pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
kingsolomonjnr01: Well, what do I know then? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by ShawnT(m): 7:17pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Me and my goons will go to uncompleted buildings and be stoning lizards,only to operate them and see how its intestine looks like 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Kay25(m): 7:23pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
aww it was me peeing on our tenants head from upstairs..as in I laughed doing it but I was beaten for it sha |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Achorise: 9:06pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Crossroad1:Funniest I swear � |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Johnk110: 9:10pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
I went out with my mom and my sisters to visit a friend of my mom, my mom told us if they offer us anything that we should not eat or drink. We all agreed though I was angry inside of me because I nor dey use food play. Immediately we reach the house, the woman served us food and my sisters and mom all rejected it, then the woman faced me and ask will you eat? then after looking at my mom and sisters I told the woman, " I for eat oh, but my mom said when we reach here we should not eat if you give us food" chai my mom had to lie that it wasn't her house she was talking abt, Omo na so I eat the food belle full, when we reach house my mom gave me the terrible beating of my life. If I go person house now, I dey hardly eat. Though my super mom is late��� 10 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by destiny4luv(m): 9:16pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Growing up as a child I did a lot of things that when I remember now I will just be laughing out loud. I was so stubborn to the extent three parts of my body was stitched on different occasions due to war start, otori, ski-ski-ski lolo etc. But d only thing that gaves my parents joy amidst my stubbornness was that I was very brilliant I never fall below fourth position in class always from first to fourth and if I didn't take first na cry all through that day. Well thanks to my mom a government teacher who make sure no matter my stubbornness she always cage me at home everyday for some hours to read and do my assignment which became part of me. But this my funny experience I will always remember; one day I returned from school and I was playing around by myself in d compound so I saw a nicked switch the wire was nicked so I decide to touch the nicked wire men the thing shocked me beyond imagination and I fell on the ground crying didn't know what just happened to me because I haven't experience such before. After crying with no one around, I said to myself I won't be d only one to experience this so I got up cleaned myself up and went outside the compound to meet my play mate. I called one of my street friend and told him I want to show him something. This guy is so short that they have to change his name from David to small David, so small David followed me and I took him to where d switch was in my compound and I told him to touch the switch that his body will totori him (make him laugh) so he tried touching it but his hand couldn't reach the switch due to his height so I decided to carry him to touch it with my bare foot (chai children) so I carried him and he touched the nicked wire 'my Father my maker' the shock I received this time around was times ten of the first one, na so me and this guy fall for ground start to cry loud like say tomorrow nor dey. People came this time around due to the loudness of the shout and they asked what happened and small David explain everything that happened while still crying. Everybody just started laughing that one come even increase the cry. After that incident the switch was fixed, but I never near that place again. Anytime I remember that incident na only laugh I dey laugh. My childhood was real fun. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by 77star: 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Kingfragz: 9:59pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Moye04:my own na Sega cos am |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by miraculousGod(m): 10:15pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
1.early 90s we killed rats in our house both young and old roasted them and ate. 2. We ground broken plate into powder, added sugar and started licking it until we were caught and beaten 1 Like |
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