samuel051:
Around 08,my cousin call him papa malu..he father chokeslam am for chair,use those chairs pillow follow am up,press big big konk for him head,convert my guy head to tegwolo own..e no funny/over funny dat day ...
D boy was around 3years old,very stubborn.

fourboys:
One girl like that beat the hell out of me the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out again

foreverproduct:
Pls they are too many o

haslaw:



You would be about 15 years old at that time since you had attained puberty. A pawpaw tree will not support your weight. Besides pawpaw trees grow straight without branching which will not provide places for you to hold.

It seems you don't really know what a pawpaw looks like. Here is a pawpaw tree

Enyimbafc:
MY MUM GAVE ME MONEY FOR SCHOOL FEES,I SQUANDERD THE MONEY WITH MY FRIEND,SO WHEN RESULT CAME OUT I WAS NOT GIVING MY OWN RESULT,I WAITED AFTER CLOSING HOUR I SNEAKED INTO THE STAFF ROOM,WENT TO ONE OF THE TEACHERS DESK AND TEAR A REPORT CARD AND WRITE A VERY GOOD RESULT FOR MY SELF.

Offpoint1:
When I follow my mama go burial go lose guard eat food like pikin mama never feed for years...
I just dey eat, lick plate with tongue, carry other people plate lick too.... My mama wan kee me for house, she beat me till I no get strength cry again... I just sleep off till the next day.

Damylorlah:
lmao��� that beating small self

Ogajohnbull:
I was 9yrs old. My sister's friend narrated how they played their father April fool on 1st april and the family laughed over it.... I decided I 'll play my father April fool not knowing he was owing the landlord for almost 2 years. Immediately i said " dad, the landlord is downstairs looking for you, the fear in my dad's face didn't allow me shout April fool again ......I 've to sneak under the bed while waiting for the unimaginable and praying to God to take my soul. My father exhibited all his kamaru usman style on me that all my siblings began to cry and pleaded with him that it was only a joke.... maybe, that's why am gentle and playful with my kids ..

destiny4luv:
Growing up as a child I did a lot of things that when I remember now I will just be laughing out loud. I was so stubborn to the extent three parts of my body was stitched on different occasions due to war start, otori, ski-ski-ski lolo etc. But d only thing that gaves my parents joy amidst my stubbornness was that I was very brilliant I never fall below fourth position in class always from first to fourth and if I didn't take first na cry all through that day. Well thanks to my mom a government teacher who make sure no matter my stubbornness she always cage me at home everyday for some hours to read and do my assignment which became part of me. But this my funny experience I will always remember; one day I returned from school and I was playing around by myself in d compound so I saw a nicked switch the wire was nicked so I decide to touch the nicked wire men the thing shocked me beyond imagination and I fell on the ground crying didn't know what just happened to me because I haven't experience such before.

After crying with no one around, I said to myself I won't be d only one to experience this so I got up cleaned myself up and went outside the compound to meet my play mate. I called one of my street friend and told him I want to show him something. This guy is so short that they have to change his name from David to small David, so small David followed me and I took him to where d switch was in my compound and I told him to touch the switch that his body will totori him (make him laugh) so he tried touching it but his hand couldn't reach the switch due to his height so I decided to carry him to touch it with my bare foot (chai children) so I carried him and he touched the nicked wire 'my Father my maker' the shock I received this time around was times ten of the first one, na so me and this guy fall for ground start to cry loud like say tomorrow nor dey. People came this time around due to the loudness of the shout and they asked what happened and small David explain everything that happened while still crying. Everybody just started laughing that one come even increase the cry. After that incident the switch was fixed, but I never near that place again. Anytime I remember that incident na only laugh I dey laugh. My childhood was real fun.

Daradared2:
mine was, mumcy dey sell kulikuli, when she was going out, she said, "if you like finish the kulikuli before i come back" oboy! see mouching of kulikuli even dash friends self, say mumcy say make i finish am before she come back, when she came, see floging. flog rubbish comot for my body, since then, i get sense

debbydams:
forget I short gal friend Climb a pawpaw tree .I was surprised..no branches o, she used her two legs to to hold nd u started going up..she climb anything,I don't climb sha,I do the pickiing..cashaw,mango i really enjoyed my 100l days now all of them are married

Moye04:

Baba you get am. My own na 12pm till late in the night. I chop better cane and punishment becos of PS ehn.
My papa beat me ehn! My mama own na for midnight.

Pumpumking:




.. please can u kindly describe yor sef from waist down ward I beg? U look familiars

Offpoint1:

Tomorrow if Jesus come naw yourself go wan go heaven with this kind wicked heart

debbydams:
u dey ment

Pumpumking:



Attitude all ready?...an then u complain u cant find man on nairaland. Please answer a simple questions. kindly describe yor sef from waist down I beg. Nobody is askin u for story gadeemit(no oofense)

debbydams:
I don't have strength to argue with you...find man on nairaland indeed

ShawnT:
Me and my goons will go to uncompleted buildings and be stoning lizards,only to operate them and see how its intestine looks like

one day I returned from school and I was playing around by myself in d compound so I saw a nicked switch the wire was nicked so I decide to touch the nicked wire men the thing shocked me beyond imagination and I fell on the ground crying didn't know what just happened to me because I haven't experience such before.

After crying with no one around, I said to myself I won't be d only one to experience this so I got up cleaned myself up and went outside the compound to meet my play mate. I called one of my street friend and told him I want to show him something. This guy is so short that they have to change his name from David to small David, so small David followed me and I took him to where d switch was in my compound and I told him to touch the switch that his body will totori him (make him laugh) so he tried touching it but his hand couldn't reach the switch due to his height so I decided to carry him to touch it with my bare foot (chai children) so I carried him and he touched the nicked wire 'my Father my maker' the shock I received this time around was times ten of the first one, na so me and this guy fall for ground start to cry loud like say tomorrow nor dey. People came this time around due to the loudness of the shout and they asked what happened and small David explain everything that happened while still crying. Everybody just started laughing that one come even increase the cry. After that incident the switch was fixed, but I never near that place again. Anytime I remember that incident na only laugh I dey laugh. My childhood was real fun.

IJOBA11:
THIS GUY IS DEFINITELY A GSM GENERATION

WinterMinter:
Wic one be GSM again

samuel051:
u be real gsm generation..

WinterMinter:
I swear I no understand

belshazzar:
Omo see as memories full ground. I've got loads of child hood memories too, now looking back at them made me realize how funny those years were, tbh its hard to pick the funniest but i will try to narrate at least my top 3
1. I remember back then during my primary school day, i use to attend one extra lesson then, and the lesson fee was #100 per month, i just didn't knw what came over me, i took a months lesson fee and deposited it at a play station center, i opened a master league there and i would always go there instead of the lesson. I didnt knw who snitched on me then, one day like that,i just saw my mum and my lesson teacher staring at me from the entrance, with g.pad in my hand, that day eh, i knew what it meant to be skinned alive
2. I once caught a baby squirell and i tried to raise it as my personal pet, it bit my fingers, i killed it in annoyance
3. I was once chased by an angry dog during raining season, i ran on a wetland, as in it was mad, my friends actually told me,but i didnt believe them