Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,740,182 members, 6,498,474 topics. Date: Monday, 20 September 2021 at 01:40 PM

What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? - Family - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? (14695 Views)

Met Used Condom On My 8 Months Wife Hotel Room / How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? / My Wife Abandoned Her Matrimonial Home (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (Reply) (Go Down)

What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Lavish88(m): 7:46am On Sep 14
Many years ago before all my brothers got married, one of them brought a girl to the house in the villa. Somewhere along the line they decided it was a good idea to have sex in my father’s parlor, after-all sex on the bed is boring.

After they were done doing the do and getting dressed, that was when baba realized there was a very big problem. A ‘magnum’ sized problem in-fact. He couldn’t find the condom wrapper. He checked under the rug, beside the center table, inside the couch, even on top the chandelier too, but he didn’t find it. He resigned himself to fate and went about his life.

3 months later my family went to the villa for Christmas. Immediately my Mother unlocked their room door, the first thing she saw was a ‘Rough Rider’ condom wrapper in the middle of the room.

My parents’ room is annexed to my Dad’s parlor. So when my brother took out the condom and threw the wrapper on the floor, the fan blew it under my parents’ door which was locked at the time.

I’m glad when the game of finger pointing began, I was thousands of kilometers away in another country. It was a tense Xmas.

74 Likes 2 Shares

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by endsarrrs(f): 7:51am On Sep 14
shocked
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by donbachi(m): 7:53am On Sep 14
Make i find am first.

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Ishilove: 8:19am On Sep 14
donbachi:
Make i find am first.
Abi?
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Ishilove: 8:21am On Sep 14
Lavish88:
Many years ago before all my brothers got married, one of them brought a girl to the house in the villa. Somewhere along the line they decided it was a good idea to have sex in my father’s parlor, after-all sex on the bed is boring.

After they were done doing the do and getting dressed, that was when baba realized there was a very big problem. A ‘magnum’ sized problem in-fact. He couldn’t find the condom wrapper. He checked under the rug, beside the center table, inside the couch, even on top the chandelier too, but he didn’t find it. He resigned himself to fate and went about his life.
3 months later my family went to the villa for Christmas. Immediately my Mother unlocked their room door, the first thing she saw was a ‘Rough Rider’ condom wrapper in the middle of the room. My parents’ room is annexed to my Dad’s parlor. So when my brother took out the condom and threw the wrapper on the floor, the fan blew it under my parents’ door which was locked at the time.
I’m glad when the game of finger pointing began, I was thousands of kilometers away in another country. It was a tense Xmas.
Would you have confessed to them if the situation had escalated?

3 Likes

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Lavish88(m): 8:34am On Sep 14
[quote author=Ishilove post=105797595]
Would you have confessed to them if the situation had escalated? I’m no snitch…que sera sera
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Ishilove: 10:56am On Sep 14
Lavish88:


You have no conscience then. Pray it never happens to you

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by yuping(m): 1:59pm On Sep 14
You dodge a bullet you don't want to see the wrath of women.
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by chatinent(m): 2:08pm On Sep 14
This kinda thing can break marriages.

11 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Lavish88(m): 2:42pm On Sep 14
Ishilove:

You have no conscience then. Pray it never happens to you

hear no evil, see no evil. So I should have ratted out my brother? *stitches to snitches*

7 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Lavish88(m): 2:43pm On Sep 14
chatinent:
This kinda thing can break marriages.
Lack of trust is what breaks marriages, things like these are what tests trust. The marriage is 40 years strong and counting…

8 Likes

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Ishilove: 2:45pm On Sep 14
Lavish88:

hear no evil, see no evil. So I should have ratted out my brother? *stitches to snitches*
And supposing the matter had degenerated to the point your parent's marriage was affected?

16 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Lavish88(m): 2:49pm On Sep 14
Ishilove:

And supposing the matter had degenerated to the point your parent's marriage was affected?

It’s their luck. I’m not a marriage counselor, neither was I the one who committed the crime. If as a parent you don’t take out the time to know what your children can do and undo, or when they’re telling lies, then it’s all on you.

29 Likes 4 Shares

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by MrrGary: 2:54pm On Sep 14
i’ll simply assume my partner decided to have a taste of another puccy/preek

No big deal

You nor go eat one soup errday ni wink
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Suspect33(m): 2:54pm On Sep 14
.
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by fourboys: 2:54pm On Sep 14
I quit the marriage embarassed embarassed
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Sonnobax15(m): 2:54pm On Sep 14
lipsrsealed
Some women wey I know can deny this kind of thing cha....But personally,na instantly I go off the marriage undecided
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by seyz91(m): 2:54pm On Sep 14
grin don't wait till you find first

Tell us now in advance what you will do
donbachi:
Make i find am first.
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by AmuEbule: 2:54pm On Sep 14
Lavish88:
Many years ago before all my brothers got married, one of them brought a girl to the house in the villa. Somewhere along the line they decided it was a good idea to have sex in my father’s parlor, after-all sex on the bed is boring.

After they were done doing the do and getting dressed, that was when baba realized there was a very big problem. A ‘magnum’ sized problem in-fact. He couldn’t find the condom wrapper. He checked under the rug, beside the center table, inside the couch, even on top the chandelier too, but he didn’t find it. He resigned himself to fate and went about his life.

3 months later my family went to the villa for Christmas. Immediately my Mother unlocked their room door, the first thing she saw was a ‘Rough Rider’ condom wrapper in the middle of the room.

My parents’ room is annexed to my Dad’s parlor. So when my brother took out the condom and threw the wrapper on the floor, the fan blew it under my parents’ door which was locked at the time.

I’m glad when the game of finger pointing began, I was thousands of kilometers away in another country. It was a tense Xmas.

undecided
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by JosephXavier(m): 2:54pm On Sep 14
I will throw it away
Lol

Was joking

But the way OP captioned this, you'd thought it's in a young couples' home.

But if I witness such thing, a lot of explanation needs to be done by my partner which if it doesn't add up (not like there would be any reason that can add up) because we know that condom is used for only one thing

Then the trust and the marriage is in deep question
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by fourboys: 2:54pm On Sep 14
Lavish88:
Many years ago before all my brothers got married, one of them brought a girl to the house in the villa. Somewhere along the line they decided it was a good idea to have sex in my father’s parlor, after-all sex on the bed is boring.

After they were done doing the do and getting dressed, that was when baba realized there was a very big problem. A ‘magnum’ sized problem in-fact. He couldn’t find the condom wrapper. He checked under the rug, beside the center table, inside the couch, even on top the chandelier too, but he didn’t find it. He resigned himself to fate and went about his life.

3 months later my family went to the villa for Christmas. Immediately my Mother unlocked their room door, the first thing she saw was a ‘Rough Rider’ condom wrapper in the middle of the room.

My parents’ room is annexed to my Dad’s parlor. So when my brother took out the condom and threw the wrapper on the floor, the fan blew it under my parents’ door which was locked at the time.

I’m glad when the game of finger pointing began, I was thousands of kilometers away in another country. It was a tense Xmas.
OMG.... Condoms can sometimes disgrace u. My gf once saw used one under my bed... Omo dat day I beg tire

1 Like

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Nobody: 2:54pm On Sep 14
Here to read
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Legalcriminal: 2:54pm On Sep 14
K
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by GboyegaD(m): 2:55pm On Sep 14
Who are those living with us and their age? Who was the last person we gave the apt keys to?

3 Likes

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Olarewaju89: 2:55pm On Sep 14
undecided

Just take it with gloves in your hands and flush it inside toilet. Then come back and start questioning everyone in the house including those stupid rats grin

1 Like

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Chijeep(m): 2:56pm On Sep 14
K
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Authoreety: 2:56pm On Sep 14
seyz91:
grin don't wait till you find first

Tell us now in advance what you will do

He's not angry now, the anger caused by the situation will propel him in d direction to take.

1 Like

Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Teewhy2: 2:56pm On Sep 14
This one is see Gobe
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Moving4: 2:56pm On Sep 14
embarassed
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Tekecoms1(m): 2:56pm On Sep 14
B
Re: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by Sirjendon(m): 2:56pm On Sep 14
Abeg make una stop all dis mumu questions....e don dey too much.

1 Like 1 Share

(1) (2) (3) (Reply)

A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece / 15 Reasons Marriages Between Nigerian/African Men And American Women Fail / Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2021 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 97
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.