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| An Experience To Remember: by Sike(m): 12:44pm On May 26, 2011 |
Diz waz an issue dat hapend sumtym last year which i tot itz worth sharing. And i wil try as much as i can 2 make it brief. One of my room mate,25 met dis lady,23 both schooling in UI, Ibadan. All went well btw dem & decided 2 DO next important 'THING'. To cut d long story short diz lady PASSED-OUT while doing it. Come & See how my already nu.de friend flew out 4rm d room cryin like a baby 2 tell us wot'z hapened. We both rushed back inside 2 see diz finest angel totaly na.ked as created by God lying flat on bed breathless. OMG! Wot hapened? My mate said dey were both enjoying IT b4 discovered she waz nt talkin again. All efort 2 revive her waz in vain. After spending almost 20mins crying & trying 2 work things out, i waz bout packin my own bagz b4 she finaly cough back 2 life. U could imagine how hapy we both were when she woke up. And wen dis said lady arise 2 discover wot has hapened, she waz sorry & SHY. She put on her wears & went out witout sayin a word. We couldnt sleep dat nait wondering wot could have hapened if she hadnt. Ever since, d look btw us was neva d same as b4,though my friend still pretend its O.K but i know it not. The question now is: Wot went wrong? Should we say dis lady is in sum kind of spiritual sect (Ogbanje)? Or not strong enough to do it but she is no vir.gin? Or my friend 5'8 inches cockkk is too brutal to behold? All mature coment & response will be surely apreci8d. Till i return tonight. Thanks. Peace out!!! |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by MrCork17: 12:49pm On May 26, 2011 |
Sike (m). bro did you pass out when he *Dingy* you?  |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by BABE3: 12:51pm On May 26, 2011 |
LMAOOOOO--It was a prank. Sorry, you were punked!  |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by Tingles(m): 2:05pm On May 26, 2011 |
^ It wasn't, nobody jokes with self-humiliation. |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by iice(f): 2:28pm On May 26, 2011 |
Didn't read anything. After the first lines of 'z, k, f, r, p' i gave up |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by BABE3: 4:28pm On May 26, 2011 |
Tingles: ehn ehn--- Nobody jokes with self humilation aight. Dey there o. Sidon there dey look. |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by MrsChima1(f): 4:32pm On May 26, 2011 |
iice: Yanno! I was tired by the third word.  |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by MMM3(m): 4:38pm On May 26, 2011 |
op maybe d Womanliness waz sleeping.  |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by 190: 4:43pm On May 26, 2011 |
3 Things Magun The strength of the d[i]ic[/i]k (Like mine)  or lastly having sex in an uncondusive environment maybe there was no air in the room and she' had respiratory health related issue |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by forkadict(m): 4:46pm On May 26, 2011 |
@ OP. Very funny post. Got me laffing like hell after a hectic day @ work. I imagine i was the guy in question. Omo the confusion no go get part 2. My hard deak go run go inside sharply |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by BABE3: 6:08pm On May 26, 2011 |
190: Magun works on females?~~and I thought Magun was the summersalting thingy. OP didn't say she summersalted, did he? |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by enyinwa1: 6:29pm On May 26, 2011 |
atimes is like dat it happend to me before seriously i think she was ashemed of her self the reason why she fail to talk to any of u |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by 190: 6:44pm On May 26, 2011 |
I would magunalize BABE so advocator can |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by BABE3: 6:46pm On May 26, 2011 |
^^ROFTLMAOOOOO----hehhheheheh--- |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by 190: 6:51pm On May 26, 2011 |
Hiss you sef |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by BABE3: 6:53pm On May 26, 2011 |
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| Re: An Experience To Remember: by Sike(m): 10:24pm On May 26, 2011 |
Yeah. . I'm back as promised. Thanks for all opinions so far buh i still didnt get wot name i'll call wot hapened. I know diz post sounds funny cuz i do laugh mysef each tym dat scenerio runs through my brain buh itz no joke. Even diz lady couldn't explain wot has hapened wen my friend asked about it. Buh she said she was scared that such problem shouldn't repeat itself later in future. And too bad, my friend is gently backing-off. .God have mercy!! |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by MMM3(m): 10:31pm On May 26, 2011 |
op re u sure ur friend did ra-pe her |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by MMM3(m): 10:34pm On May 26, 2011 |
op i have a feeling dat it happen 2 u. |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by GaussS: 10:38pm On May 26, 2011 |
LOL still laughing tho, |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by deniyor: 3:08am On May 27, 2011 |
;d |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by Sike(m): 6:52am On May 27, 2011 |
M M M 3:Neva! Na mutal ra.pe. .lol M M M 3:Me?? Ova my dead body cuz if na me,i no go cum out,i go just join am on bed - DEAD!!! Alakoba! |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by Sike(m): 6:58am On May 27, 2011 |
M M M 3:Neva! Na mutual ra.pe. .lol M M M 3:Me?? Ova my dead body cuz if na me,i no go cum out,i go just join am on bed - DEAD!!! Alakoba! |
| Re: An Experience To Remember: by sexylogan(m): 7:52am On May 27, 2011 |
lwkmd oh. . . funniest sory in the romance section so far. . . lol. . . . Sike: u guys actually measured it? poster, no lie oh, i suspect this thing happend to YOU! |
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