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Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Bankerboy: 5:18pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
I'll start with mine. There was this pretty damsel dat always pass through our street, so one day i took courage to approch her, the first time she didn't even talk to me , i have to shyly stop and go back . The girl snubed me like a hundred time b4 agreeing to give my her facebook user name , i was happy sotey i begin buy drinks 4my hommies. After much chating with her she agreed to be just a friend.. I think say she will leta leta agree to my relationship proposal. This gal turn me to folo folo. This gal will call me to excort her to mkt i will mumuly follow her sotey na me the price things 4her just to impress her. Me wey no dey go church the even follow her go vigil. She won't agree to come to the huz na me the fine her go their hus no be say i dey enter hus o , i go wait 4her outside like 30mins b4 she come out and dismiss me with am busy inside. Thank God 4my hommies wey reset my brain with yappings. I be poster boy of simps dat year. 4 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Bigredmachine: 5:26pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by AuroraB(f): 5:28pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Online, no one gives woman money They all redpillers 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by James4358(m): 5:33pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Back then around 2012 in uni... I bought a very expensive android for my babe, while i was using torchlight nokia... Well, na that phone anoda guy chat her up, stil collect her 4rm me.. My eyes open 4rm there... No woman is entitled to my money except na family she be. 5 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Yankee0071(m): 5:48pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Pls tell me u collected ur phone back? |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by illicit(m): 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
When I was in SS2, There was this babe on the next street I like her and I managed to become her friend so that I can shoot my shot This girl was dating my junior, I didn't know at that time This girl came and call me in our house at night and took me to her boyfriend street She pointed to the house and ask me to go and call him for her I grudgingly went But when I got there and saw that it was my junior she sent me to, I turned back and took another way home Lol 8 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Sonnobax15(m): 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
AuroraB:That's because we can't scrape your pot of beans online 3 Likes
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Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by AuroraB(f): 6:15pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Sonnobax15:Please, carry your wahala go |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Sonnobax15(m): 6:16pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
AuroraB:. na once she tire |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Bankerboy: 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
[quote author=illicit post=106287585]When I was in SS3, There was this babe on the next street I like her and I managed to become her friend so that I can shoot my shot This girl was dating my junior, I didn't know tho but she knew This girl came and call me in our house at night and took me to her boyfriend street She pointed to the house and ask me to go and call him for her I grudgingly went But when I got there and saw that it was my junior she sent me to, I turned back and took another way home Lol . Funny story 1 Like |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Greystone: 6:28pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
In my 200 Level I did somethings to impress one babe I was crushing on. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Polynek(m): 6:30pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Still waiting for more funny stories |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Demigod22: 8:58pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
I am a Theatre Arts student, so after one very tiring morning rehearsal, I was on my way going home from the faculty. This 200 level girl stopped me and asked me to follow her to the bank. I SIMPly followed her. At the bank she handed me her handbag and I waited for her like an hour. She came out and apologised, I foolishly smiled. Before I could ask for her number, she started telling me about her boyfriend. I just off. 3 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Demigod22: 9:09pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
I can't forget my SIMPISM for Cynthia. All the assignments, I have done it for her, making her topping her class. I called her everyday and even borrow to call her. I joined school politics because of her, she said I am a good leader, the following week, my posters flooded the school, I go to front of hostel every night to see her, I used my last card to host picnic for her, I stop drinking because of her, I brought her home to cook for her. All my SIMPISM na only hug I get. Cynthia taught me lessons about how to value myself. Since I let her be, I realized that my own happiness surpass any girl. I am now drinking, I don't go to hostel at night again, I don commot my hand from school politics, I don't call her again. Peace of mind is all I crave for now. I deserve an award for simping. 6 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Telegram234(m): 10:58pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Let me help one user called Ilegendd. According to his story, he escorted his crush to a house and she told him to wait for her. At the processing of waiting, he peeped through the door, he saw his crush riding cowgirl with the owner of the house. Lolz. 2 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by iLegendd(m): 11:01pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
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Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Telegram234(m): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Oya my story. I loved a girl so much. I am ready to do anything for her, if na to swallow fire, I swear that year, I go swallow grenade join. I followed her, we gist and play. Till I told her feelings, she told me HELL NO, she can never in her life date me. And I starved myself for days just for her. Chaiii since now she still dey torment me for dream. But now, I control chicks daily. 3 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Telegram234(m): 11:04pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
iLegendd:Boss I greet you.. I hail you. No wonder u be gay. and u still dey smash kpekus. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by James4358(m): 11:12pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Yankee0071:i cant do that,.. I gave her for love! Its hers |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by tayewomi(m): 11:51pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Chaii i remember that year my mom is a caterer after she came bk from the party.she brought lots of meat and i gently later steal few pieces with one#500 wey i hustle that time go give my gf she dey for poly that year,she go come our Hood i no go touch am me dey wait after marriage and i still go greet am 4 school buy bread,my mumu then na first class,the best time to take a lady should be during courtship,dating na scam.give only wat u can loose,it's ur turn and not ur cookie.it must go round and the highest bidder owns it later... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Herrulez: 12:21am On Sep 30, 2021 |
AuroraB: Redpillers online, bluepillers in real life. When I see redpill threads, I just smile. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Herrulez: 12:52am On Sep 30, 2021 |
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Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Nicoddemus(m): 3:02am On Sep 30, 2021 |
I'm still simping for the moment . When I'm through I'd share my story 2 Likes |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Herrulez: 3:18pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
I found porn on my boyfriend's laptop some years ago. He forgot to clear the his browsers history. I was surprised because I thought he never watched porn. He never downloaded them on his laptop.. I opened one of the sites and saw that he had created an account. From his watch history on the website, I found out that he loved watching dominant women (femdom) and BDSM. My guy was a Macho guy with a baritone voice. In fact, this was one of the things that attracted me to him. Things changed since that day.. I tried a trick with him... While we were cuddling on the bed (he wore just his shorts), I told him I had a confession to make. I told him that I won't be comfortable if I don't tell him the truth. He asked what the matter was... Since we were cuddling, I put my hands on his pubic hair close to his penis... Then I told him about my ex. I told him that two months ago my ex called me when he went to work for a meetup.. My ex came to pick me up at his apartment and after taking me out, we had sex. I explained every details of how my ex bleeped me.. As I was explaining, my boyfriend's penis began to get hard. He was turned on by the story. He tried to control the bulge to no avail... Then his manliness took in, he started faking anger, shouted at me and called me all sort of names. Told me to leave his house by 9:30PM and he didn't want to see me again. The story with my ex was all a lie though. I left the house and sent him a text. In the text, I told him it was better I told him than for him to find out from someone else. About two weeks later, he called me to apologize for what he said. Another Beta male spotted Forget about what you read online, everybody cannot be an alpha male and it's normal. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by younglleo: 3:34pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
brb |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by MufasaLion: 4:24pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
I got none. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by MufasaLion: 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
Herrulez: See how you just exposed your man. |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by dan9ice(m): 5:08pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
I don't know if this is tag as "Simp" She was whoring and she want me to be cool with it.. Was broke due to some family ish. I was literally deserted, abandoned etc She went ahead and tell my friends that, if I could allow her to slut around I'll enjoy her (monetary) the babe set ooo I declined the negotiation to avoid stories that will touch the heart, "when you had nothing I was there'' there kill there |
Re: Get In Here And Share Your Simp Story. by Realbuzzing(m): 7:57pm On Apr 16, 2022 |
James4358: I bow for you |
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